Romney vs Obama in a fist fight

No prep, no secret service. The fight breaks out spontaneously in the middle of a debate. Who wins?

Obama.

Pretty sure this has already been done a few times.

@chtri001: Obama and been done 2 times lol

Romney

I am pretty sure obama is younger so obama

@Vaeternus said:

Romney

Hmm, the battle breaks the forum rules, but...

Obama. Romney is too stiff.

Who cares?

I can beat them both up. Introduce them to my Harlem Backslap.

Straighten up this economic mess that we're in.

Not to be racist, but if you put a black guy up a rich white guy, the black guy's usually going to win...

@blackadamFTW said:

Not to be racist, but if you put a black guy up a rich white guy, the black guy's usually going to win...

Please don't kill me, it's a joke that I wanted to post. sorry if I offended anyone........

@XImpossibruX said:

@Vaeternus said:

Romney

??????

I trust you're joking since racism has nothing to do with boxing

. So,no not racist.

@PokemonDefender: dude you good

Obama would probably knock him down and lols ensue.

Barry O seems to honestly have more physical power. Make a tag team and Paul Ryan might solo(well probably not, but it's fun to pretend he can in my head).

Obama wins soley because he's black.

@Vaeternus: you must not watch alot of boxing

The correct answer is Michelle. She would woop! both of them at the same time.

Obama beats his a$$ out of the election.

@nickzambuto said:

Obama wins soley because he's black.

It you where trying to find the best possible boxer this would it may possibly be a black guy or Cuban but on an individual level Obama does not have the build.

Both men look after themselves but Obama is a good bit younger.

Romney would not win. Dude, looks like a chump that would hide behind people.

Whoever accidentally punches Donald Trump, then we all win.

@PokemonDefender said:

@blackadamFTW said:

Not to be racist, but if you put a black guy up a rich white guy, the black guy's usually going to win...

Please don't kill me, it's a joke that I wanted to post. sorry if I offended anyone........

xdLOL :D...nice pic

Obama

LOLLLLOOLOLOL

yeah that brakes alot of rules but who cares

Obama wins.

Sarah Palin would pwn both of them though

I'd say tie. :o)

@Vaeternus: I'm joking....

I've seen pics of Obama without his shirt. To be honest, he looks like he hasn't worked out a day in his life and has b****tits. Romney looks like he has a little meat on his bones.

So I'll say Romney wins. Then a massive group of people with Guy Fawkes masks and baseball bats come and beat them both senseless.

@Joygirl:Obama is a Jedi

he stomps.

Romney Stomps Obama.....real hard.

Black Man loses easily.

Obama a jedi? hahaha, funniest thing I've heard all day.

@ComicKID777 said:

@Vaeternus: you must not watch alot of boxing

Actually, I do when I can but boxing as a sport whole is dead compared to other sports now days anyway... sidenote as boxed my friends for fun and took karate when I was younger. If you get tanked by a guy that weighs more it's going to hurt more typically speaking. Ali was a rare exception of course who could hit and move fast(but let's face it Obama ain't no Ali lol). Why do you think they have different weight classes? Obviously, this thread is for S%$ and giggles and no doubt a popularity contest lol. Romney has more meat on his bones and has 5 kids,so I'm sure he can take out Obama in a fist fight. Obama is thinner and often over confident which doesn't really do much for him if you really break it down. Of course an election is one thing, one on one fight is another ;)

@XImpossibruX said:

@Vaeternus: I'm joking....

I see...

@Joygirl said:

I've seen pics of Obama without his shirt. To be honest, he looks like he hasn't worked out a day in his life and has b****tits. Romney looks like he has a little meat on his bones.

So I'll say Romney wins. Then a massive group of people with Guy Fawkes masks and baseball bats come and beat them both senseless.

Actually what I thought initially, Romney definitely has more weight to him which would mean his shots would hurt more then skinny Obama. Used to play box two friends, one guy has over 100 lbs on me the other weighs little more then me, would much rather get hit from the guy few more lbs then me then the other guy lol.

@onilordasmodeus said:

I'd say tie. :o)

That's hilarious lol. I'm sure the Democrats wouldn't do fatalities though because they're against violence remember, MK1 Joe Libermann lol issued the ESRB due to MK and Doom haha. Remember that way back in the 90s lol

Obama would punch Romney in the mouth, apologize, then Romney would throw dirt in his eyes and they'll both choke each other to death with their bare hands.

Doesn't Barack Obama have martial arts training?

@Dextersinister said:

@nickzambuto said:

Obama wins soley because he's black.

It you where trying to find the best possible boxer this would it may possibly be a black guy or Cuban but on an individual level Obama does not have the build.

Both men look after themselves but Obama is a good bit younger.

or mexican or puertorrican or....poor. Most great boxers come from a place of poverty.

Obama trained with T'challa when he was born in Africa,,,he just can't tell anyone since he lies about his birth place..j/k Obama is a lanky bullshit artist like he rest of them

Obama takes it :P

@XImpossibruX said:

@Vaeternus said:

Romney

^^^^I hate it when people do that.

On topic, I think it's more likely that they'd throw their money at each other rather than punching.

Me

@Vengance101 said:

@Joygirl:Obama is a Jedi

he stomps.

LOL

Romney probably wins, but Obama won in election.

@blackadamFTW said:

Not to be racist, but if you put a black guy up a rich white guy, the black guy's usually going to win...

Please don't kill me, it's a joke that I wanted to post. sorry if I offended anyone........

@WaveMotionCannon said:

@PokemonDefender

@blackadamFTW said:

Not to be racist, but if you put a black guy up a rich white guy, the black guy's usually going to win...

Please don't kill me, it's a joke that I wanted to post. sorry if I offended anyone........

Not funny at all. Obama would win if he gets the jump on Romney, if not he gasses out because he used to smoke cigarettes and probably loses.

Agreed

@blackadamFTW said:

Not to be racist, but if you put a black guy up a rich white guy, the black guy's usually going to win...

This is full of win.

@logy5000 said:

@XImpossibruX said:

@Vaeternus said:

Romney

^^^^I hate it when people do that.

On topic, I think it's more likely that they'd throw their money at each other rather than punching.

Same, reason why I didn't know he was initially kidding until he told me, was because I've actually been called such for disagreeing with Obama's policies so I was like huh? lol I also disagree with some Right policies too but there I'm never a racist lol. Obviously this joke is all jokes anyway but I hear ya.

@Vaeternus: People do it to me too. I have nothing against black people, but it's gotten to the point that you can't even disagree with a black person without being called racist.

@logy5000 said:

@Vaeternus: People do it to me too. I have nothing against black people, but it's gotten to the point that you can't even disagree with a black person without being called racist.

Pretty much, I'm also a minority myself in latino so when people tell me that I kind of laugh at times.

@logy5000:

@Vaeternus: People do it to me too. I have nothing against black people, but it's gotten to the point that you can't even disagree with a black person without being called racist.

Boo-fucking-hoo. Cry me a river. Let me guess, you've sent out surveys to every African-American in the US asking them if they think you're racist if you happen to disagree with them? No? Then on what basis could you engage in such a sweeping generalization? Because we all know that every time you disagree with a Black person, then they'll immediately call you a racist, right? And the pathetic part about it is you don't even realize what you just did. On one hand you cry about how you don't like being called a racist, and then in the same breath you stereotype all African-Americans as using the mythical "race card." Talk about a performative contradiction.

@uberhikari: Not trying to be rude, but you're overreacting quite a bit. I'm not trying to be racist, nor am I trying to be stereotypical; in fact, it was never a black person who called me racist, it was always a white person. My point was on about 10 different occasions, I said that I disagree with Obama's plans, and people immediately called me racist. No need to get so upset.

@logy5000:

Not trying to be rude, but you're overreacting quite a bit. I'm not trying to be racist, nor am I trying to be stereotypical; in fact, it was never a black person who called me racist, it was always a white person.

Are you seriously going to try and play me? You do realize that everything you write is inside this thread right? This is what you just wrote:

People do it to me too. I have nothing against black people, but it's gotten to the point that you can't even disagree with a black person without being called racist.

So which one is it? Is it white people who call you a racist like you're claiming now, or is it black people who call you a racist like you claimed previously? Were you lying then or are you lying now? You made a clear cut statement in which you stereotyped an entire racial group, but I'm the one who's overreacting?! Seriously? By way, I'm Black and although we're disagreeing I haven't called you a racist; maybe I'm an exception to the rule?

But I will say this: If you've engaged in conversations with Black people (or white people) and stereotyped them the way you just stereotyped Black people in this thread, then you should expect that more often than not, you will be called a racist. Get over yourself.

I mean imagine this scenario: You're having a conversation with a Black person and they say, "Wooo wheeee, it's getting to the point you can't even disagree with a white person without being called a nigger!" You're immediate reaction would be, they're engaging in hyperbole because they just stereotyped a whole racial group. But not only is it acceptable to say, "I can't even disagree with a black person without being called a racist," but other white people will join in buttress your claims. It's like living in the twilight zone.

@uberhikari: When I said I disagreed with a black person, I was talking about disagreeing with Obama. And yes it's quite obvious that you're black from the way you're overreacting. And I never said all white people would call me racist, I said 10 different people called me racist because of it. If you can't handle this, go give some other white guy a hard time.