Rocky Balboa vs John Rambo

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#1  Edited By leopryor

World champion boxer, Rocky Balboa, randomly encounters Vietnam war veteran, John Rambo. The two men observe and comment on their uncanny physical similarities (since both were played by Sylvester Stallone), and think of each other as fakes and phonies. The two challenge each other to a fight to see who is the best. Who wins?

NOTE: Both combatants are in their prime and at full health. All of their feats from their respective film franchises are allowed.

R1: Fight takes place in the boxing ring. The two have three months to get in shape.

R2: Fight takes place in the forest. The two have one week to prepare their traps (Rambo is not allowed to use firing weapons though, like guns, pistols, shotguns, machine guns, etc).

R3: Tie Breaker - Who did Sylvester Stallone perform better as?

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R1; If it is a boxing fight Rocky if not Rambo

R2: Easy, Rambo

R3: Rocky

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1: Krav Maga > Boxing, Rambo handily,unless Balboa really believes in himself and goes Super Stallion 3

2: Rambo

3: Rocky

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#4 JediXMan  Moderator
  1. Rambo unless Rocky wins via the power of a montage.
  2. Rambo
  3. Rocky
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1-Rambo

2-Rambo stomps

3-Rocky

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Could Rambo even KO Rocky? The guy was taking punches thrown at like 2-3x peak human.

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#7  Edited By Lothar57

Which version of Rocky are we using?

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@lothar57: Says prime, full health, and composite feats.

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For those who are saying Rambo wins R1, remember that it takes place in a BOXING ring, which means that only boxing is allowed, and no other fighting styles like krav maga, muay thai, judo, karate, etc.

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1.Rocky

2.Rambo

3.Rocky

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R1; If it is a boxing fight Rocky if not Rambo

R2: Easy, Rambo

R3: Rocky

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@lothar57 said:

Which version of Rocky are we using?

What do you mean by which version? I thought the film version of Rocky was the only one.

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Is the first fight a boxing match, or does it just take place in a boxing ring? If it is the latter, then I have to give 1 and 2 to Rambo, as someone who breaks the rules in boxing has a significant advantage.

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Rocky because Rambo is a p#ssy

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1. Rocky

2. Rambo

3. Rocky

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@jedixman said:
  1. Rambo unless Rocky wins via the power of a montage.
  2. Rambo
  3. Rocky

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1. Rocky stomps rambo cannot hurt him rocky's chin is indestructible. (constantly tanking drago's super punches to the head)

2 Rambo impales him with an explosive arrow

3. Rocky

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#18  Edited By BullPR

Rocky if boxing only

Rambo (mismatch)

Last one is more challenging.

For the general audience, Rocky.

For me Rambo.

Rambo 2 in the theater was a huge blast for the teen that I was in the 80s.

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Is the first fight a boxing match, or does it just take place in a boxing ring? If it is the latter, then I have to give 1 and 2 to Rambo, as someone who breaks the rules in boxing has a significant advantage.

First fight's a boxing match.

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#20  Edited By Buckwheat

Round 1.) It would be legendary to see, but with gloves and under boxing rules, I can see Rocky taking the win.

Round 2.) Rambo in a spite bloodbath, since Rocky has no military nor survivial training. He would probably not know how to set traps...

Round 3.) I would give it to Rocky but I'm going to say its a draw, due to First Blood and Rambo V. It's easy to think Rocky was a better interpretation due to the characters' manerisims, but been true to each of the characters, both interpretations where pretty spot on.