Rick Sanchez (from earth dimension C-137) vs Superman (new 52, full power)

Clark Kent gets the following letter:

"Dear big blue jack-ass,

I was bored and found one of your comics. I think it's bulls^£t. Your science is Rick-diculous, My grandson has seen more impressive things, and his only purpose in life is to basically be my cloaking device. You have 3 days before I get drunk enough to be able to stand being in the same dimension as you. I might even bring Jerry so you have someone on your own level to talk to! Oh and to even things up, i have enclosed a device that will make you immune to kryptonite.

Don't even trip dawg,

Peace out.

Your superior
Rick Sanchez - Earth dimension C-137"

Who wins?

Rick has 3 days of prep, misplacing his time freezing device.

Fight to the death

Rick roflstomps. As he knows Supes secret identity, he has a plethora of ways to write him out of existence. He can go into alternate dimensions, making him untouchable. This is not really fair.

Rick?

I say Rick but he is f***ing up by making Super immune to the big K.

It's time to get schwifty.

Rick doesn't even trip dawg

Rick while drunk