@pyrofn: Pfft.
Jean- Hey guys, going to order some take out do you want anything....
Everyone- (cries loudly)
Scott- Jean please just go back inside, I've got this under control. Cable stop hitting Nate with your shoulder pads! Rachel let go of young Jean's leg!
Jean- What the hell happened?
Cable- Jeen said we were all adopted!!
Jeen- That's because Cable called Nate a motherfu....
Scott- Language young lady!
Cable- Mom Jr. Is lying! Nate started it because he showed us a picture of his new girlfriend. And of course, it's a red head.
Nate- Not every red head is your mom Cable....just 2 of them!
Rachel- And one of those two you tried to bang...
Nate- Shut up Rachel, you brought it up anyway.
Rachel- I was minding my business, and "lil momma" over there starts shouting about how my real mom blew herself up.
Nate- Well i would too if my daughters first words were "bark bark".
Rachel- That's funny Nate. But you know if you wanted to bang your real mom so bad, you couldve just went down to the lab and dry humped a test tube.
Cable- Careful Rachel, when a red says the word "humping" it turns him on.
Jeen- See these cant be my kids!
Scott- Rachel, Nate, Cable stop it. Jeen grow up. Now I'm only going to say this once. It doesn't matter where you come from. It doesnt matter how old you are. It doesnt matter how you were created. Your our children, and Jean and I are proud of all you.
Jean- Yea, And whether its Rachel's blown up mom, Maddies crazy ghost, or Nates test tube... if they want any of you back their gonna have to fight us.
Scott- Alright Summers family hug!!
*everyone hugs*
Nate- Sorry your I said your mom blew up Rae.
Rachel- Sorry I said you were a test tube baby.
Cable- I love you guys!
Scott- And we love you!
Jean- No matter what!
Mr. Sinister- Because were a family!
Scott-....
Jean-....
Jeen-....
Cable-....
Rachel-....
Nate-....
Sinister- What? I put more work into this family's future then all of you combined.
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