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#1 Posted by Attrition (364 posts) - - Show Bio



No prep time, totally random encounter. They are on a completely blank field.



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#2 Posted by castleking (24742 posts) - - Show Bio

ozy ftw

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#3 Posted by SUNMAN (7824 posts) - - Show Bio
castleking said:
"ozy ftw"

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#4 Posted by TruePwnge (2798 posts) - - Show Bio

While I think Punisher is 10 X times the firepower of Comedian
Ozy is just too fast
It would still just be a re-play of that elevator scene

Ozy smacks up Punisher
Sneaky Ozy would put cyanide in Punisher - "Don't bite down you SOB"

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#5 Posted by Korg (11351 posts) - - Show Bio

If Punisher is armed - Punisher. If he is not - Ozymandias.

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#6 Posted by High Revolutionary (3210 posts) - - Show Bio

Ramdon encounter implies that the punisher has some weaponry on him.  Punisher takes this.  Ozy can only catch one bullet at a time.  He's human afterall.

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#7 Posted by Triumphant (2578 posts) - - Show Bio

Punisher ftw

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#8 Posted by Korg (11351 posts) - - Show Bio

Yes, but he has that super-sweet Tim Burton armor suit on. Maybe it deflects bullets.

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#9 Posted by Tevnoba (3451 posts) - - Show Bio

"ozy ftw"

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#10 Posted by DJ Diesel (1596 posts) - - Show Bio
Korg said:
"Yes, but he has that super-sweet Tim Burton armor suit on. Maybe it deflects bullets."
Not to the face


Valor said:
"Punisher ftw"
most def


High Revolutionary said:
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Ramdon encounter implies that the punisher has some weaponry on him.  Punisher takes this.  Ozy can only catch one bullet at a time.  He's human afterall.

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Yep, no need to worry about If the big pun is armed or not... it's the freakin punisher... he's armed


Korg said:
"If Punisher is armed - Punisher. If he is not - Ozymandias."

If somehoe he showed up to play with no weapons at all the nsure Ozy, otherwise Ozy is dealt with QUICK
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#11 Posted by geraldthesloth (32689 posts) - - Show Bio

Punisher wins

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#12 Posted by Korg (11351 posts) - - Show Bio
DJ Diesel said:
"Korg said:
"Yes, but he has that super-sweet Tim Burton armor suit on. Maybe it deflects bullets."
Not to the face"
Joke.
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#13 Posted by DJ Diesel (1596 posts) - - Show Bio
Korg said:
"DJ Diesel said:
"Korg said:
"Yes, but he has that super-sweet Tim Burton armor suit on. Maybe it deflects bullets."
Not to the face"
Joke.
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agreed, rubber muscle suit is roflsauce, do it big pun shoot him in the face!
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#14 Posted by Kentaxx (2405 posts) - - Show Bio

I dont know jack about Watchmen, I havent seen the movie, what can Ozy do exactly?

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#15 Posted by DJ Diesel (1596 posts) - - Show Bio
Kentaxx said:
"I dont know jack about Watchmen, I havent seen the movie, what can Ozy do exactly?"

Peak human, decent fighter, caught a bullet that was telegraphed, he's intelligent, plans stuff. Otherwise he has no "powers"
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#16 Posted by Korg (11351 posts) - - Show Bio

He's well beyond peak human in the movie, if you ask me.

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#17 Posted by DJ Diesel (1596 posts) - - Show Bio
Korg said:
"He's well beyond peak human in the movie, if you ask me."
I wouldn't say so at all. those other guys were just decent fighters and he beat two of them, big deal just means a he's a better fighter. He's described as being the pinicle of human evolution to date, merely perfect genes, nothing meta or beyond just cinematography. Just because the camera speeds up and slows down at crucial moments to make it look cool doesn't change his listed power sets, which is the very definition of peak human physicallity and intellect.
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#18 Posted by castleking (24742 posts) - - Show Bio

then that means ozy  has the advantage of speeding up his fighting at cruxial moment as well as slow down when he is shot.

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#19 Posted by Erik (32504 posts) - - Show Bio
High Revolutionary said:
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Ramdon encounter implies that the punisher has some weaponry on him.  Punisher takes this.  Ozy can only catch one bullet at a time.  He's human afterall.

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How do you know he can only catch one at a time?
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#20 Posted by DJ Diesel (1596 posts) - - Show Bio
castleking said:
"then that means ozy  has the advantage of speeding up his fighting at cruxial moment as well as slow down when he is shot."

This is true he does have the director of 300 on his side, and advances cinematography. Punisher has a virtually unheard of director most recently, and the gigantor Ray Stevenson.
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#21 Posted by High Revolutionary (3210 posts) - - Show Bio
erik said:
"High Revolutionary said:
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Ramdon encounter implies that the punisher has some weaponry on him.  Punisher takes this.  Ozy can only catch one bullet at a time.  He's human afterall.

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How do you know he can only catch one at a time?
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Because it's Ozy.  Not Batgirl.
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#22 Posted by DJ Diesel (1596 posts) - - Show Bio
High Revolutionary said:
"erik said:
"High Revolutionary said:
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Ramdon encounter implies that the punisher has some weaponry on him.  Punisher takes this.  Ozy can only catch one bullet at a time.  He's human afterall.

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How do you know he can only catch one at a time?
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Because it's Ozy.  Not Batgirl."

and she catches one between each finger, 5 in her mouth, 10 in her butt cheeks, eats them all and injects the lead into your bloodstream with her hollow syringe like fangs leaving you to become brutally retarded from lead posioning, then she coems back every night to take her prize.... by raping you, and no matter how much you look at her and think you'd be able to enjoy it she makes sure you don't..... oh you don't.
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#23 Posted by Korg (11351 posts) - - Show Bio
DJ Diesel said:
"I wouldn't say so at all. those other guys were just decent fighters and he beat two of them, big deal just means a he's a better fighter. He's described as being the pinicle of human evolution to date, merely perfect genes, nothing meta or beyond just cinematography. Just because the camera speeds up and slows down at crucial moments to make it look cool doesn't change his listed power sets, which is the very definition of peak human physicallity and intellect."
You find me the best physical specimen in human history, and have him try to toss a 220+ pound man all over his apartment like that, and then through plate glass. Single kicks also sent Rorschach flying 15-20 feet. He was suped up in the movie.

erik said:
"How do you know he can only catch one at a time?"
Well, in the book, he is not even sure he can catch one until he is forced to do so. It seems very, very unlikely that he'd be able to catch any more.
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#24 Posted by High Revolutionary (3210 posts) - - Show Bio
DJ Diesel said:
"and she catches one between each finger, 5 in her mouth, 10 in her butt cheeks, eats them all and injects the lead into your bloodstream with her hollow syringe like fangs leaving you to become brutally retarded from lead posioning, then she coems back every night to take her prize.... by raping you, and no matter how much you look at her and think you'd be able to enjoy it she makes sure you don't..... oh you don't."
LMAO QFT!!!!!
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#25 Posted by Erik (32504 posts) - - Show Bio
Korg said:
erik said:
"How do you know he can only catch one at a time?"
Well, in the book, he is not even sure he can catch one until he is forced to do so. It seems very, very unlikely that he'd be able to catch any more.
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But the movie version he catches it with his gloved hand. This leads me to believe that he may have bullet protection armor.
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#26 Posted by DJ Diesel (1596 posts) - - Show Bio
Korg said:
"DJ Diesel said:
"I wouldn't say so at all. those other guys were just decent fighters and he beat two of them, big deal just means a he's a better fighter. He's described as being the pinicle of human evolution to date, merely perfect genes, nothing meta or beyond just cinematography. Just because the camera speeds up and slows down at crucial moments to make it look cool doesn't change his listed power sets, which is the very definition of peak human physicallity and intellect."
You find me the best physical specimen in human history, and have him try to toss a 220+ pound man all over his apartment like that, and then through plate glass. Single kicks also sent Rorschach flying 15-20 feet. He was suped up in the movie.

erik said:
"How do you know he can only catch one at a time?"
Well, in the book, he is not even sure he can catch one until he is forced to do so. It seems very, very unlikely that he'd be able to catch any more.
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You can look at that as evidence of him being more than peak human in the movie if you like the ONLY thing I see in there that is above human ability is the kicks sending grown men flying 20 feet, I agree that's overly dramatized, but as for the apartment fight. I'm 6'0 230, and I've trained martial arts and MMA, trust me there ARE people can can toss me around, and they are not the pinacle of the human race.
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#27 Posted by Jean_Luc_LeBeau (83625 posts) - - Show Bio
Korg said:
"If Punisher is armed - Punisher. If he is not - Ozymandias."
Agreed.

I love when people start using real life or personal experiences to sway opinion in a fight. Cracks me up.
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#28 Edited by DJ Diesel (1596 posts) - - Show Bio
Gambler said:
"Korg said:
"If Punisher is armed - Punisher. If he is not - Ozymandias."
Agreed.I love when people start using real life or personal experiences to sway opinion in a fight. Cracks me up."

So it's just hysterical that a basic understanding of physics and regular human strength makes me think that throwing a guy around that wieghs less than me is somehow beyond the scope of PEAK HUMAN. That's a side splitter I agree.

Never mind, I'm not doing this, just go ahead and tell me again that common sense and logic = me not making a point at all. I'll imply that you aren't reading what's written in front of your face, you'll imply I'm stupid somehow, I'll imply you have a reading comprehenssion disability, you'll imply I'm misrepresenting the obvious, I'll tell you that doesn't even make sense and isn't true, ask that we not be retarded, and you'll point out a spelling error as if it validates anything you've said, I'll say grats on your e-peen and ignore your posts for a while. I know real life experience is a strange and foriegn thing to you. Glad we could have this discussion.
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#29 Edited by Jean_Luc_LeBeau (83625 posts) - - Show Bio
DJ Diesel said:
"Gambler said:
"Korg said:
"If Punisher is armed - Punisher. If he is not - Ozymandias."
Agreed.I love when people start using real life or personal experiences to sway opinion in a fight. Cracks me up."
So it's just hysterical that a basic understanding of physics and regular human strength makes me think that throwing a guy around that wieghs less than me is somehow beyond the scope of PEAK HUMAN. That's a side splitter I agree."
LOL no no your right. Oz wasn't meta in the movie because your 6'0 230 and there are people who can throw you around. Normal humans kick people 20 feet away and catch bullets. What was I thinking. Now that I think of it, my neighbor caught a bullet with his fingers yesterday. Its not that impressive.

Edit: Awww, come on MC Farmhand don't get like that.







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#30 Edited by High Revolutionary (3210 posts) - - Show Bio
Gambler said:
" Now that I think of it, my neighbor caught a bullet with his fingers yesterday."
Your neighbour might just be responsible for the next major terrorist attack on US soil!
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#31 Posted by vance_astro (90032 posts) - - Show Bio

If the Punisher is armed..Ozy dies.

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#32 Posted by vance_astro (90032 posts) - - Show Bio

If the Punisher is armed..Ozy dies.

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#33 Posted by Jean_Luc_LeBeau (83625 posts) - - Show Bio
High Revolutionary said:
"Gambler said:
" Now that I think of it, my neighbor caught a bullet with his fingers yesterday."
Your neighbour might just be responsible for the next major terrorist attack on US soil!"
The original was better. Tranny Batgirl was good stuff.
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#34 Posted by High Revolutionary (3210 posts) - - Show Bio
Gambler said:
"High Revolutionary said:
"Gambler said:
" Now that I think of it, my neighbor caught a bullet with his fingers yesterday."
Your neighbour might just be responsible for the next major terrorist attack on US soil!"
The original was better. Tranny Batgirl was good stuff."


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#35 Edited by Korg (11351 posts) - - Show Bio
DJ Diesel said:
"You can look at that as evidence of him being more than peak human in the movie if you like the ONLY thing I see in there that is above human ability is the kicks sending grown men flying 20 feet, I agree that's overly dramatized, but as for the apartment fight. I'm 6'0 230, and I've trained martial arts and MMA, trust me there ARE people can can toss me around, and they are not the pinacle of the human race."
How many times can they lift you over their head and toss you 10 feet? Can they also move offensively with lightning-quick reflexes after doing this multiple times? Can they punch through concrete without even busting a knuckle? Maybe you need to see some of the scenes from the movie again, because no human has that level of strength, speed, and endurance.
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#36 Posted by Detective (582 posts) - - Show Bio

Punisher kicks Ozy's ass

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#37 Posted by Espada (1816 posts) - - Show Bio

I love how the Ozy threads have come out of the wood-works since the movie came out xD

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#38 Posted by vance_astro (90032 posts) - - Show Bio
Vance Astro said:
"If the Punisher is armed..Ozy dies."

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#39 Posted by Kataklysmo (939 posts) - - Show Bio

Punisher can only win if he has his weapons with him,
Then again, Ozy has his armor with him, except to the face.
Ozy wins in the H2H department.
Punisher in the firepower

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#40 Posted by High Revolutionary (3210 posts) - - Show Bio
Kataklysmo said:
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Punisher can only win if he has his weapons with him,
Then again, Ozy has his armor with him, except to the face.
Ozy wins in the H2H department.
Punisher in the firepower

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I hope you realize that everything you said, everyone all already knew.



All you get out of it, is one post point.  Of which you are entitled to.
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#41 Posted by jack128875 (233 posts) - - Show Bio
Punisher gets destroyed by fat people, as proven below. 
 
Ozy curbstomp. 
 

 
 


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#42 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29887 posts) - - Show Bio

...... Ozy.
 
Unless Frank's packing a heat seeking missle launcher.

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#43 Posted by The Mjolnir Wielder (8467 posts) - - Show Bio
@jack128875: First of all, we can't call this a curbstomp, since Ozy really doesn't have any high-end feats. Losing to the Kingpin is far from a poor showing for most street-levelers. We're talking abut a guy who is able to resist Typhoid Mary's pyrokinesis, rip steel doors from their hinges and instantly recovering from getting nearly impaled (from "The Return Of The King" storyline).
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#44 Posted by Ferro Vida (34318 posts) - - Show Bio
@jack128875 said:
" Punisher gets destroyed by fat people, as proven below. 
 
Ozy curbstomp. 
 

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1) It's muscle, not fat. 
2) He's also beaten Captain America, Daredevil, and Punisher.
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#45 Posted by hulkbuster94 (932 posts) - - Show Bio

people do forget the feats of movie frank castle while on the board walk he takes about 3-4 gun shots then he gets kicked in the face then he gets blown up now agains't the russian he gets mauled and pulls a win while ozy never had any competition while a good fighter he beat on two very low tier fighters one fluent in amatuer boxing and the other well past his prime he can't even get a boner while punisher beats people who prove a competition.

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#46 Posted by dondave (41576 posts) - - Show Bio

Ozymandias ftw

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#47 Posted by hulkbuster94 (932 posts) - - Show Bio

comic punisher stomps movie and comic version of ozy while ozy stomps movie punisher i mean comic punisher fights competent fighters while ozy fights undertrained middle aged men he also was beaten by younger comedian which ozy still knew martial arts while punisher takes on wolverine daredevil cap and such maybe gets beaten sometimes but they are more skilled punisher used military martial arts and knows how to handle himself but a superb marksman.

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#48 Edited by Xaa (316 posts) - - Show Bio

Ozy easy

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#49 Posted by Raw_Material (3549 posts) - - Show Bio

Oz FTW