Oz Vessalius vs Baron Mordo (According to Chat GPT)

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So, I asked Chat GPT to write a fight scene between the above. My exact prompt was as follows:

Write a fight scene between Oz Vessalius (Pandora Hearts) and Baron Mordo (Marvel). Include dialogue and banter.

Suffice to say, the results were just too funny to keep to myself:

Oz Vessalius, the heir of the Vessalius family and the true form of the B-Rabbit, was wandering in the streets of London, looking for clues about the tragedy of Sablier. He had left his companions behind, hoping to avoid any unnecessary trouble. However, he soon realized that he was not alone. A dark figure was following him, cloaked in a green robe and a sinister aura.
"Who are you?" Oz asked, turning around and facing his pursuer. "What do you want from me?"
The figure revealed his face, showing a thin mustache and a cold smile. He was Baron Mordo, a master of black magic and an enemy of Doctor Strange.
"I am Baron Mordo, and I want your power, boy." Mordo said, raising his hand and conjuring a blast of dark energy. "You are the B-Rabbit, the most powerful and dangerous chain in existence. You can break the chains that tie the world, and I can use that to my advantage."
Oz dodged the blast, summoning his scythe and slashing at Mordo. Mordo blocked the attack with a shield of magic, and countered with a barrage of fireballs. Oz leaped over them, and swung his scythe again. Mordo teleported behind Oz, and grabbed his neck.
"Give up, boy. You cannot win against me. I have studied the dark arts for decades, and I have learned from the best. You are nothing but a child, playing with forces you do not understand." Mordo said, tightening his grip.
Oz felt a surge of pain, but he did not give in. He remembered his friends, his family, and his mission. He was not going to let Mordo take his power, or his life. "I don't care who you are, or what you want. You are not going to get anything from me. I am Oz Vessalius, and I will not let you hurt anyone." Oz said, activating his chain and unleashing a wave of black rabbits. The rabbits bit and scratched Mordo, forcing him to release Oz.
Oz gasped for air, and glared at Mordo. Mordo was bleeding from several wounds, but he was still standing. He looked furious, and he raised his hand again.
"You insolent brat. You dare to resist me? You have no idea what you are dealing with. I will show you the true power of black magic. I will summon the most fearsome demon of all, Dormammu, the lord of the dark dimension. He will grant me his power, and I will destroy you and this world." Mordo said, chanting a dark spell.
Oz felt a chill in the air, and he saw a portal opening behind Mordo. A fiery head emerged from the portal, with flaming eyes and a wicked grin. It was Dormammu, the ancient enemy of Doctor Strange and the ruler of a hellish realm.
"Mordo, you have called me. What do you seek?" Dormammu asked, his voice echoing in the air.
"Mighty Dormammu, I seek your power. I have found the B-Rabbit, the key to breaking the chains of this world. I want to use his power to unleash you upon this world, and rule it by your side." Mordo said, bowing to Dormammu.
Dormammu looked at Oz, and then at Mordo. He laughed, a sound that made Oz shiver. "Mordo, you fool. You think you can control the B-Rabbit? You think you can control me? You are nothing but a worm, a pawn, a tool. You have served your purpose, and now you are disposable. I will take the B-Rabbit's power for myself, and I will consume this world. And you, Mordo, will be the first to die." Dormammu said, extending his hand and blasting Mordo with a beam of fire.
Mordo screamed, as he was incinerated by Dormammu's power. Oz watched in horror, as Mordo's ashes fell to the ground. He felt a surge of fear, but also of anger. He was not going to let Dormammu take his power, or his world.
"No. You will not do that. You will not hurt anyone. I will stop you, Dormammu. I will fight you, with everything I have." Oz said, holding his scythe and charging at Dormammu.
Dormammu smirked, and prepared to face Oz.
"Very well, B-Rabbit. Let us see what you can do. Come, and face me. Face your doom." Dormammu said, as the portal widened and the battle began.

Oz and Dormammu clashed, as the portal grew larger and larger. Oz swung his scythe, cutting through Dormammu's fire. Dormammu shot his beams, burning through Oz's rabbits. The two were evenly matched, as they exchanged blows and words.
"You are wasting your time, B-Rabbit. You cannot defeat me. I am the lord of the dark dimension, the master of chaos and destruction. You are just a pawn of the abyss, a tool of fate. You have no free will, no purpose, no meaning. You are nothing." Dormammu said, taunting Oz.
"You are wrong, Dormammu. I am not a pawn, or a tool, or a nothing. I am Oz Vessalius, and I have a will, a purpose, and a meaning. I have friends, family, and a world that I love. I have a destiny, and I will fulfill it. I will protect everyone, and everything. I will stop you, and your evil plans. You are the one who is nothing." Oz said, defying Dormammu.
Dormammu laughed, and increased his power. He summoned more fire, more demons, more darkness. He tried to overwhelm Oz, to crush him, to break him. But Oz did not falter, he did not give up. He summoned more rabbits, more scythes, more light. He fought back, with all his strength, with all his heart.
The fight went on, for minutes, for hours, for days. The portal reached its peak, and the world was on the brink of collapse. The fate of everything was at stake, and the outcome was uncertain. But Oz did not lose hope, he did not lose faith. He believed in himself, and in his friends. He believed in his power, and in his chain. He believed in his world, and in his future.
He made his final move, and struck Dormammu with his scythe. Dormammu made his final move, and struck Oz with his beam. The two powers collided, and a huge explosion occurred. The portal shattered, and the world shook. The light and the dark, the order and the chaos, the life and the death, the creation and the destruction, the B-Rabbit and the Dormammu, the Oz and the Mordo, the everything and the nothing, all merged, and all vanished.
And then, there was silence.
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@zetsu-san said:

You’re no fun… =/

I was kidding, relax. Lol

I'll read it when I have enough time.

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#6 BigBaby  Online

Dormammu killing Mordo was based, but Oz's speech made me cringe.

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@bigbaby said:

Dormammu killing Mordo was based, but Oz's speech made me cringe.

Yea, I don’t know why chat GPT portrayed him that way. It’s not like Oz has never given a shonen speech or anything, but usually he is a lot more playful/trollish, and sometimes downright mentally unhinged.

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@zetsu-san: true

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Better than I expected tbh.

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@zetsu-san said:

You’re no fun… =/

I was kidding, relax. Lol

I'll read it when I have enough time.

Ahem

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@zetsu-san said:

Ahem

It was nice.

Oz seemed off-character, but Mordo and Dormammu were on point.