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#1 Edited by i_like_swords (26191 posts) - - Show Bio

Ninjak

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Crossbones

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Rules

  • Classic + Reboot Ninjak, 616 Crossbones
  • In character, looking to kill
  • No prior knowledge
  • Standard gear for Crossbones, standard Reboot gear for Ninjak
  • Fight to the death, knockout or incapacitation
  • You must acknowledge that this would be one hell of a fight

Location - The gap in-between Kat Dennings front teeth

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Approximately half a mile long in length and width, plenty of hardened toothpaste to use for cover, civilian plague in the area.

Who takes it?

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#2 Posted by dondave (41749 posts) - - Show Bio

Lol

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#3 Posted by ComicStooge (22062 posts) - - Show Bio

Ew. She's not nearly as attractive as I thought.

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#4 Posted by dagmar_merrill (12701 posts) - - Show Bio

That is a terrible picture

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#5 Posted by i_like_swords (26191 posts) - - Show Bio
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#6 Posted by BeaconofStrength (12487 posts) - - Show Bio

The toothpaste is gonna be a real game changer here. Whoever falls in it is a goner.

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#7 Posted by Iragexcudder (9464 posts) - - Show Bio

She's overrated.

The knockers arent.

I think Ninjak

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#10 Posted by Killerwasp (17270 posts) - - Show Bio
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#11 Posted by i_like_swords (26191 posts) - - Show Bio

Omg guys this is so off-topic

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#12 Posted by Super_SoldierXII (7661 posts) - - Show Bio

Ew. She's not nearly as attractive as I thought.

The power of photoshop.

Crossbones gets my vote.

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#13 Posted by Wolverine008 (51027 posts) - - Show Bio

Ew. She's not nearly as attractive as I thought.

Everybody has bad pictures like so that can be met with an equally good picture. Not trying to sway you, but not sure why people pick bad pictures(Especially with female celebs) when trying to justify their opinions on how they look. Not like any of these celebs actually look the way they do at home.

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#14 Posted by AllStarSuperman (43001 posts) - - Show Bio

Hahahahahagaha! Oh god I about died

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#15 Posted by i_like_swords (26191 posts) - - Show Bio

BuuUuUuUuuump in the butt, bump bump in the butt.

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#16 Posted by Killerwasp (17270 posts) - - Show Bio

lol and i think ill go with Ninjak, but that is still a funny location u picked dude lol XD

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#17 Posted by i_like_swords (26191 posts) - - Show Bio

Bump (please discuss the battle)

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#18 Posted by Floopay (11155 posts) - - Show Bio

I love Ninjak, I'm going to pick him.

First off: Stealth is his advantage, as Crossbones literally cannot hide from Ninjak, that's going to be a considerable advantage. While Crossbones has the skill to make this a good fight, at the end of the day Ninjak has too much to fall back on in nearly any situation.

Thanks for reading,

Floopay

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#19 Posted by Young_Murloc (1066 posts) - - Show Bio

She's overrated.

The knockers arent.

I think Ninjak

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#21 Posted by Ultimate_Knight (10933 posts) - - Show Bio

Crossbones has been rated a number 1 in a tournament. Ninjak has been rated number 2 in the same tournament. Based on that alone, I am sure Ninjak wins.

Stealth and gear are Ninjak's biggest advantages.

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#22 Posted by AllStarSuperman (43001 posts) - - Show Bio

Ninjak wins. Crossbones got oneshotted by Winter soldier.

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#23 Posted by jashro44 (51971 posts) - - Show Bio

Crossbones has been rated a number 1 in a tournament. Ninjak has been rated number 2 in the same tournament. Based on that alone, I am sure Ninjak wins.

Stealth and gear are Ninjak's biggest advantages.

Not to be this guy but you shouldn't just judge things off of the opinions of other people. Cadence could be wrong with his rating. Granted I agree ninjak wins.

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#24 Posted by Sy8000 (35064 posts) - - Show Bio

Ninjak.

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#25 Posted by theendgame (902 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm not ashamed to say that I have spent little to no time looking at her face.

Doesn't crossbones seem like someone Ninjak would beat regularly though?

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#26 Posted by Iragexcudder (9464 posts) - - Show Bio

Hahahahahahah this is amazing

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#27 Posted by Ultimate_Knight (10933 posts) - - Show Bio

@jashro44 said:
@ultimate_knight said:

Crossbones has been rated a number 1 in a tournament. Ninjak has been rated number 2 in the same tournament. Based on that alone, I am sure Ninjak wins.

Stealth and gear are Ninjak's biggest advantages.

Not to be this guy but you shouldn't just judge things off of the opinions of other people. Cadence could be wrong with his rating. Granted I agree ninjak wins.

Oops. Sorry.

How good is Crossbones in close quarters combat and his accuracy?

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#28 Posted by AllStarSuperman (43001 posts) - - Show Bio

@ultimate_knight: Look up Crossbones vs KGBEAST cav. It pretty much has all his good showings.

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#29 Posted by jashro44 (51971 posts) - - Show Bio
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#30 Posted by Ultimate_Knight (10933 posts) - - Show Bio

@ultimate_knight: Look up Crossbones vs KGBEAST cav. It pretty much has all his good showings.

I did thanks to your advice. He is better than I expected. I still think Ninjak has a slight edge in speed due to this and made more impressive due to this. Also this and this.

Ninjak can take puncture wounds and still fight. So if Ninjak does get pierced, he can still keep going and will be more tempted to end a fight if he realizes Crossbones is not a bad fighter.

Ninjak's gadgets will be a wildcard in the fight. Based on the fights provided in the thread, I think Crossbones best fights include him fighting people he is aware of. Captain America is a legend, Spider-Man is well-known in his universe, he probably got intel regarding Venom, ). So they seem predictable, while Ninjak's gadgets will catch Crossbones off-guard.

Ninjak will most likely depend on his gadgets more-so than his martial arts knowledge to win. Crossbones fought martial-artists who do not use gadgets. He might think Ninjak is like the rest; good fighter who does not use gadgets.

He will not expect many of Ninjak's gadgets (knockout gas, palm-spikes, high-intensity flashlight, retreactable blades hidden in boot which has poison, etc)

As far as I know, Ninjak easily wins through stealth.

(I do not have the time to go in-depth, so sorry about that)

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