Michael Myers vs Grizzly Bear

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Poll Michael Myers vs Grizzly Bear (44 votes)

Myers 25%
The bear 75%
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  • Feats from movies only for Michael.
  • Max size and weight for the bear.
  • No escaping.
  • No outside help.
  • Michael is armed with a butcher knife.
  • Location: Random Camp Site
  • Starting Distance: 20 Feet
  • Bloodlust: On
  • Prep: None
  • Knowledge: None
  • Win Condition: Death/Incapacitation
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Bear tears his ass up

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#2  Edited By Lilbroomstick

Michael gets his ass whooped ngl

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Michael most likely

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Mike should definitely have way more resistance than an average human or dog, but damn he is going to get messed up here.

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#5  Edited By JaylinFreeman

Bear wipes the floor with him. The largest Grizzly weight and height are 1,200-1,600 lbs and 14 feet. Michael has no way to put it down, and quickly gets overwhelmed.

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Even with movie feats only, Michael negs

a bear isn’t walking away from an explosion that destroyed a room

a bear isn’t soloing a town’s police force

a bear’s not surviving dozens of bullets

etc

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#7  Edited By Moosixer

@kryptonianking88:

This logic is so terrible its hilarious… Dr Loomis survived that explosion and he’s an old man looool.

Myers has 0 ways to harm a bear a knife ain’t getting through all that blubber he has never taken a shot to the head he just have crazy endurance and pain resistance

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@moosixer: Loomis had plot armor, we see the entire room get blown apart. Michael doesn’t need the knife, he can burst through doors just by walking, it’s more than likely he just beats the shit outta the bear.

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Lol, bears wrestles with mooses on a daily basis. Mooses would kick Myers' head clean off with a kick, gore him with antlers, etc. Myers is not on grizzly level

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#12 Reaper4  Online

The bear would gut Michael lol

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Real case of the Kesagake bear who murdered an entire village > Michael Myers

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GB would have put a much better fight if he wasn't that vulnerable having a dump and looking at a porn magazine.

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#15  Edited By KryptonianKing88
@one--above--all said:
@kryptonianking88 said:

@moosixer: Loomis had plot armor, we see the entire room get blown apart. Michael doesn’t need the knife, he can burst through doors just by walking, it’s more than likely he just beats the shit outta the bear.

Make it 10 clones of Myers and Bear still negs

Get Bear past wall level

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Myers loses this, unless he lands a lucky hit straight in the brain early enough

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Myers has conditional immortality for as long as there are any Halloween sequels left to make in the universe, so statistically speaking he eventually wins by default.

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OP. What on Earth gave you the impression that Michael could fight an Grizzly, with or without a knife? Even in the case of Michael fighting with a knife, grizzlies are armored to the point the knife is not even penetrating it. Barehanded? Bruh. Even on zoos the ocurrences of bears in general (not only GB) bears have been known to remove people's heads with a casual "slap" before. Put this in perspective, the bear goes to toy with you and accidentally kills you, it goes like that. ZOO BEARS. NOT WILD ONES. Myers doesn't stand a chance as the bear just rips him in half.

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Michael is strong enough to lift a fully grown person,be they male or female,with a single arm and that's with extremely poor leverage (either grabbing them by the neck or holding onto a fucking scalpel imbedded in their back respectively). He is absolutely strong enough to wrestle with a bear on equal footing. Add to this the fact he has a weapon,can shrug off being shot in the body and face at point blank,having his eye gouged out and keeps going for a while after being set on fire,PLUS having said weapon be supernaturally resistant (no real kitchen knife is gonna stab through a person's whole torso,then the furniture behind them and hold them up afterwards,he did that in a single thrust by the way) and the matchup is pretty one-sided. Even a murderous bear is gonna feel it when Michael gouges its eyes out or slices its throat,certainly more than Michael himself. There's very little chance the bear wins this,best it can do is make Michael go unconscious from wounds after killing it.

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Lol people are way overestimating bears. They have no concept of protecting their vitals. Mike will get mauled, but as long as he doesn't let that knife go, he will stab the bear until it dies. And Mike has clear superhuman strength and durability feats.

What makes it worst for the bear, is that they don't usually kill their prey quickly. Here is a story of a man who made full grown grizzly stop its attack with just a single stab with a 2 inch pocket knife...

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/grizzly-bear-attack-canada-stab-knife-colin-dowler-british-columbia-a9049126.html

yeah, the bear dies unless breaks Mike's neck instantly, which is unlikely.

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@andrew_tate: Bears have never once, in the history of the planet, removed a person's head with a single swing of their paw, and they most definitely don't do it on the regular with casual slaps in the zoo LMAO.

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I say Michael wins mid to high difficulty in my opinion.

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Michael gets a bear coat and takes care of business as usual. Michael has reacted to bullets before, he can react to and evade a charging Bear if he wants to.

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A regular human named C. Dale Petersen/Peterson supposedly killed barehanded a grizzly that was attacking him, so I imagine slightly-superhuman Michael Myers has a chance, but not a great one. Humans in history have fought with grizzlies bare-freakin'-handed. Michael would stick his knife in his snotbox and make the bear his new carpet.

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Michael has some pretty impressive feats (walking off 5 gunshots to the chest, etc). Nothing to sneeze at. However...the largest grizzly found in the wild was about half a ton. Bloodlusted, I feel like it'd just pin him down and tear him to actual pieces or even just eat him.

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Grizzly dismembers him nasty.

He’s a bit more strong/durable than a normal human but he still struggles in fights with people.

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Even assuming Michael gets the drop on the GB its extremely doubtful he can hurt a 1.6k pound animal enough to kill it, heck he might not even pierce its skin. Myers can't bear this grizzly situation.

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Fucker don't die, but will surely be left only as a squirming torso after the mauling.

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Grizzly Bear avenges Joe Grizzly

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Bear decapitates with one paw swipe,