I am 2 feet 52 inches.
I am a black belt in taekwondow, karate, king Fu, ju jitsu and all other martial arts forms.
I can bench 372727 kilos easily (that's the highest I've tried)
I have taken part in multiple joint operations around the world. I was the one who delivered the killing shot to bin laden.
I have traveled back twice in time, once to beat Bruce Lee (which was rather easy) and the other time to tank the asteroid that destroyed the dinosaurs (a rather spectacular event I must say).
I have used my superior intellect to transverse to the comic book world and beat Batman who had 29299229 years of prep and the whole justice league to back him.
I have also tanked captain America's bike throw point blank. (I must say the lad can throw I did feel a breeze)
The living Tribunal comes out of the comic books every once in a while to touch my feet and go back.
Every now and then angels drop flowers on me from heaven when I'm out for a run.
If we teamed up together I don't think we can take on kick ass tho.
Red mist we maaaayyybe have a tiny tiny chance.
But kick ass? No chance at all.
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