MCU Thor vs DCEU Team (With a twist)

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#1 Posted by deactivated-5b60e98a8eb99 (11593 posts) - - Show Bio

MCU Thor

vs

DCEU Aquaman, Wonder Woman, Enchantress, Batman, and Flash

Rules:

  • MCU Thor has Stormbreaker, but can't throw it, only use it like a melee weapon.
  • He can use lightning, but the only feats applicable are the ones used against characters whose names start with vowels
  • Thor can scale to other characters, but only if he could scale to them in comics as well.
  • Aquaman is only allowed trailer feats
  • Wonder Woman only has her left bracelet, and can only attack once every 7.9 seconds.
  • Enchantress can only attack 2.7 seconds after Wonder Woman does, then she has to stop attacking for 19.6 seconds.
  • Batman has his suit and can scale to Superman, but only the feats that Clark performed during even minutes in his solo movie.
  • Flash can only hop around with one leg.
  • Travel and reaction speed are equalized, but combat speed isn't.
  • Tie-in feats are only allowed if they contradict the movies.

Who wins?

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#4 Posted by BruceVeidt (3570 posts) - - Show Bio

So, only feats applicable for Thor are those vs Ultron and Iron Man?

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#6 Posted by AngelJax (11866 posts) - - Show Bio

Oh wow

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#7 Posted by deactivated-5c8fd6cb3e4f4 (18365 posts) - - Show Bio

Wtf?

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#9 Posted by Thorthunder98 (6901 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm just staying away from these toxic threads now lol

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#10 Posted by IndomitableRegal (16975 posts) - - Show Bio

@jucaslucasa: I can't even be upset at this thread lol. Well played. XD

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#13 Posted by Gamer-Guy (3354 posts) - - Show Bio

thor gets confused and dies

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#14 Posted by deactivated-5b60e98a8eb99 (11593 posts) - - Show Bio

So, only feats applicable for Thor are those vs Ultron and Iron Man?

That's only for his lightning.

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#16 Posted by LarcadeDragneel (1355 posts) - - Show Bio

Thor.

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#18 Posted by BladeOfFury (3459 posts) - - Show Bio

OT: Thor wins.

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#23 Posted by Cognitive (1902 posts) - - Show Bio

Either way, Thor murders them.

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#24 Posted by Lord_Titan_ (2849 posts) - - Show Bio

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#25 Posted by Erkan12 (8876 posts) - - Show Bio


Rules:

  • MCU Thor has Stormbreaker, but can't throw it, only use it like a melee weapon.
  • He can use lightning, but the only feats applicable are the ones used against characters whose names start with vowels
  • Thor can scale to other characters, but only if he could scale to them in comics as well.
  • Aquaman is only allowed trailer feats
  • Wonder Woman only has her left bracelet, and can only attack once every 7.9 seconds.
  • Enchantress can only attack 2.7 seconds after Wonder Woman does, then she has to stop attacking for 19.6 seconds.
  • Batman has his suit and can scale to Superman, but only the feats that Clark performed during even minutes in his solo movie.
  • Flash can only hop around with one leg.
  • Travel and reaction speed are equalized, but combat speed isn't.
  • Tie-in feats are only allowed if they contradict the movies.

Who wins?

thor gets confused and dies

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#27 Posted by deactivated-5b60e98a8eb99 (11593 posts) - - Show Bio

Bump

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#29 Posted by deactivated-5be9a9d48ee87 (836 posts) - - Show Bio
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#30 Posted by DeutschKurzhaar (1429 posts) - - Show Bio

Most likely Thor wins

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#31 Posted by Darkeyes (119 posts) - - Show Bio

This sounds like an RPG final boss battle

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#32 Posted by Mister_Surreal (11958 posts) - - Show Bio

Wonder Woman decapitates Thor.

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#33 Posted by Mister_Surreal (11958 posts) - - Show Bio

@darkeyes said:

This sounds like an RPG final boss battle

Agreed.

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#34 Posted by hurricanefunnel (2151 posts) - - Show Bio

@darkeyes said:

This sounds like an RPG final boss battle

copy that

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#35 Edited by TheTruthIII (3316 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm going to actually try to tackle this.

Flash is literally 100% useless since speed is equalized and he has one leg plus absolutely shit coordination to begin with.

Wonder Woman is also useless since she lacks damage output without gear and her speed is utterly nullified by the restrictions. Maybe she can be a meat shield?

Thor has his lightning he used against Ultron and Iron Man? That's weak as f*ck.

BUT

He also used a massive AOE and lightning cloak against the Outriders. There's no proper name for the vessels that arrived on Earth harboring Thanos' army, so I'm calling them Outrider Ships. Which also begins with a vowel. They could tank reentry and Thor casually annihilates them with lightning, which is probably one of his best feats even without restrictions.

Also, if you count his fight against Malekith him fighting the Aether (which, technically, he was), then there's a bit more feats to use there as well.

Thor scales really well to Hulk in the comics, and that's kind of all he needs here. You can also toss in Loki for piercing resistance and Hela for skill

Batman has a new suit that can scale to Superman? Because his actual BvS armor sure as hell can't. If it's the former then he's a pretty big factor. If he just has his exoskeleton used against the weakened Clark, then he gets one-shotted.

Aquaman can lift a submarine. I'm assuming we ignore any pretense of context? So he's now stronger than DCEU Superman in lifting strength, but doesn't have any durability feats. Or quantifiable combat feats. And there are no fish nearby

Never seen Suicide Squad so dunno about Enchantress.

As it stands one legged Barry gets one-shotted by the lightning cloak. Wonder Woman can't avoid or block it properly cause she doesn't have her shield and only one non-dominant bracelet, so she gets taken out as well. Aquaman can now bench 100+ tons under water, but doesn't have any other actual feats, so he also gets one-shotted by lightning or cleaved in half by Stormbreaker (his Trident doesn't have any piercing feats now either, so he literally can't do anything). If Batman is scaled to MoS Even Minutes Superman in a new suit, then he's the only factor here. If he has his BvS armor, he also gets fodderized.

Unless Enchantress was such a massive powerhouse that even with her cooldown mechanic she can solo, Thor wins 9/10

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#36 Posted by Amonfire1776 (3199 posts) - - Show Bio

Thor still stomps...he has lighning strong enough damage vibranium (Ultron)..he scales to comic Iron Man at least so he is as fast as MCU Iron Man who can dodge tank shells.....WW and Enchantress get one shot chopped by Strombreaker while failing to land their strikes, Flash trips and breaks his neck, Thor uses his lighning to fry Aquaman who is lifting a random submarine in water, and Thor says Martha to Batman who crumples in agony at which Thor decides to put the Bat out of his misery...if anything you buffed Thor with the scaling...

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#37 Posted by TheTruthIII (3316 posts) - - Show Bio

Wonder Woman decapitates Thor.

With what? Her left bracelet?

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#39 Edited by Mister_Surreal (11958 posts) - - Show Bio

@thetruthiii: With her sword. Haven't you seen Batman v Superman or Wonder Woman or Justice League?

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#40 Edited by TheTruthIII (3316 posts) - - Show Bio

@mister_surreal said:

@thetruthiii: With her sword. Haven't you seen Batman v Superman or Wonder Woman or Justice League?

Haven't you read the OP or the OP or the OP? She only has her left bracelet

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#41 Edited by Mister_Surreal (11958 posts) - - Show Bio

@thetruthiii: Well, now I feel foolish. She takes Stormbreaker from Thor and uses it to kill him.

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#42 Posted by TheTruthIII (3316 posts) - - Show Bio

@thetruthiii: Well, now I feel foolish. She takes Stormbreaker from Thor and uses it to kill him.

When she only gets one attack every 8 seconds? And when Thor has his lightning cloak around him? And when reaction and travel speeds are all equalized? And when Thor can summon it right back to him? And when Thor is stronger in the first place?

Not exactly happening

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