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#1 Posted by omriamar (7068 posts) - - Show Bio
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#2 Posted by jay_z94 (8341 posts) - - Show Bio

How does Edward hurt him?

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#3 Posted by deactivated-5b60e98a8eb99 (11593 posts) - - Show Bio

For real, Edward could win. A poison filled bite to the neck could put Thor down, his feats against piercing attacks are rather lackluster.

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#4 Posted by Sappat (268 posts) - - Show Bio

Still a better love story than Twil... oh wait...

MCU Thor without the hammer is helpless lol

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#5 Posted by jay_z94 (8341 posts) - - Show Bio

For real, Edward could win. A poison filled bite to the neck could put Thor down, his feats against piercing attacks are rather lackluster.

Knives bend on Normal Asgardian's skin, but teeth are now going to penetrate Thor? Okay then.

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#6 Posted by deactivated-5b60e98a8eb99 (11593 posts) - - Show Bio

@jay_z94: Yeah, that's not impressive at all. People acting like being immune to knives is even a half decent feat for someone on Thor's level is weird to me.

Edward's teeth can penetrate the skin of other vampires. Way more powerful than a knife.

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#7 Edited by deactivated-5b2121a0a9a00 (10000 posts) - - Show Bio

Ends in Sex.

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#8 Posted by jay_z94 (8341 posts) - - Show Bio

@jay_z94: Yeah, that's not impressive at all. People acting like being immune to knives is even a half decent feat for someone on Thor's level is weird to me.

Edward's teeth can penetrate the skin of other vampires. Way more powerful than a knife.

Proof that his teeth are sharper/more durable than knives? Are Vampires immune to knives?

Knives can't penetrate normal Asgardians, so you'd need something much sharper/more durable to penetrate Thor.

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#9 Edited by deactivated-5b60e98a8eb99 (11593 posts) - - Show Bio

@jay_z94: Yeah, I'm quite sure they're immune to knives, would be really stupid if they weren't.

Edward is considerably faster than Thor, so it's just a matter of biting him in the neck. Even if he manages to tear Edward apart, I'm quite sure Twilight vampires can regenerate as long as their bodies aren't burnt with fire.

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#10 Edited by jay_z94 (8341 posts) - - Show Bio

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@jay_z94: Yeah, I'm quite sure they're immune to knives, would be really stupid if they weren't.

Edward is considerably faster than Thor, so it's just a matter of biting him in the neck. Even if he manages to tear Edward apart, I'm quite sure Twilight vampires can regenerate as long as their bodies aren't burnt with fire.

Why should we just assume they are immune to knives? I've never known vampires to have piercing durability like that. Can you show me proof they are immune to knives?

We can't really discuss the rest until you've proven that Edward's teeth can pierce Thor.

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#11 Posted by deactivated-5b60e98a8eb99 (11593 posts) - - Show Bio

@jay_z94: Their skin is compared to diamonds and are implied to be bulletproof iirc. No way knives can hurt them.

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#12 Edited by jay_z94 (8341 posts) - - Show Bio

@jay_z94: Their skin is compared to diamonds and are implied to be bulletproof iirc. No way knives can hurt them.

I just looked at a respect thread and it does say that their skin is like diamond and they are immune to needles.

So basically, they would probably be able to bite a normal asgardian. Thor is still a lot more durable than normal asgardians though.

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#13 Posted by Noone1996 (11865 posts) - - Show Bio

Thor oneshots when he hits him. This is going to be a funny thread when Ragnarok comes out.

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#14 Posted by destinyman75 (14781 posts) - - Show Bio

Lol really? The sparkly vampire might get in a few blows due to speed but he is no where near hulks strength he can't take Thor down lol

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#15 Posted by DammeFavour (8466 posts) - - Show Bio

@jay_z94: thor is still a normal asgardian. He's just a bit stronger than most

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#16 Posted by ThunderPrince (7097 posts) - - Show Bio

Thor stomps,

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#17 Posted by jay_z94 (8341 posts) - - Show Bio

@jay_z94: thor is still a normal asgardian. He's just a bit stronger than most

You're kidding right? He's way stronger, more durable and a lot more powerful than a normal asgardian.

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#18 Edited by jaller (91 posts) - - Show Bio

@sappat: this will be funny when Ragnarok proves otherwise, since the whole premise of the movie is thor without the hammer is still thor

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#19 Posted by ILostTheKey (993 posts) - - Show Bio

Maybe it'll change after Ragnarok, but for now, I think Cullen is clearly superior. His speed alone would make it incredibly tough for Thor to even get into the fight.

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#20 Posted by sportjames23 (1110 posts) - - Show Bio

Is this a serious thread? Thor stomps hard.

And then sexes Bella.

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#21 Posted by MarvelandDCfan24 (7567 posts) - - Show Bio

Someone gets penetrated

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#22 Posted by deactivated-5bb6a6f86dc65 (4972 posts) - - Show Bio

Thor no-sells his attacks and will eventually land a hit.

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#23 Posted by uugieboogie (13261 posts) - - Show Bio

Thor oneshots when he hits him. This is going to be a funny thread when Ragnarok comes out.

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#24 Edited by TheBatmeme368 (51 posts) - - Show Bio

Thor stomps.

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#25 Posted by Omnipotent94 (1511 posts) - - Show Bio

Thor solos the entire twilightverse.

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#26 Posted by Mr_Shazam0920 (4945 posts) - - Show Bio

“Thor is wanked!”

Threads like this exist.

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#27 Posted by Megafanflash (795 posts) - - Show Bio

@omnipotent94: To be fair. Some of the more special vampires have insane abilities. Not only can they see the future, control minds, inflict damage without touching, telekinesis etc. A weaponless Thor, (AT LEAST PRE RAGNAROK) would probably never get to touch anyone.

He should smash Edward 1v1 hard though.

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#28 Posted by Alavanka (2590 posts) - - Show Bio

Edward looks like he's about to cry after getting zapped.

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Cullen bites Thor and electrocutes himself.

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#29 Posted by greenroost (1381 posts) - - Show Bio

thor curbstomps anyways

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#30 Edited by TheBatmeme368 (51 posts) - - Show Bio

This thread should be locked - Thor can one-shot.