MCU Thanos (IW) vs Hancock

VS.

Rules:

• In character
• Win by Death or KO
• Fight takes place In Manhattan
• Thanos has the power and space stones

No stones?!!? Then this is an utter mismatch. I am already sick of these Thanos mismatches. He was a little above Hulk.. maybe 20% stronger... Hancock is like 2000% stronger than the Hulk

Big Willie beats the purple guy with or without stones

Thanos without gems isn't comparable to Hancock.

@worldofthunder: @miraclecomeback: @aka_aka_aka_ak: EDIT: Thanos has the Power and Space stones.

@chronicplane: Well, in that case, Thanos stomps with the power gem.

Not answering MCU threads.

Thanos stomps.

@originalcaptain: Haven't seen the movie, please tell me.........plz

Based on what?

Thanos

Hanckock kills him with a Nut shot

Hancock stomps

Lol at anybody who thinks Hancock wins

Thanos wins with the gems

Lose without

Hanckock kills him with stray Cumshot

Hanckock Stomp

I love THANOS. [Mod edit] is a TITAN you hear that? I will try not to be bias. But

Hancock is way way stronger than Thanos. He is so STRONG THAT HE CAN'T MINIMIZE DAMAGE WHEN FLYING. HE FALLS AND GROUND SHATTERS. STOP A TRAIN SPOT ONE WITH ONE HAND. TAKE BULLETS AND COMPLAINS ABOUT RAYMAN GLASSES OR BOURBON.

THE MAD TITAN CANNOT DEFEAT THAT WHICH IS MADE GODLIKE. I DARE SAY HE DEFEATS ODIN LET ALONE THANOS.

Hancock faster, stronger, more durable

Thanos got bloody from Ironman... plus very limited base feats

Hanckock in less than a second

Wankcock reigns supreme.

Thanos oneshots him without the stones

Because he's surely one-shotted anyone even well below Hancock.

Hancock is super overrated

Hancock.

@batman242 said:

When he was serious he oneshotted the Bleeding Edge armor, something with far better durability than Hancock:

And he previously had casually beaten the crap out of Hulk, who is comparable to Hancock in durability.

Since this is a fight to the death i don't see why he would be holding back.

Adding the stones is overkill.

@darkpsychiclord_prime:

When he was serious he oneshotted the Bleeding Edge armor, something with far better durability than Hancock:

Considering the heavy number of attacks that armor took prior to that strike, it's odd you say Thanos one-shot Tony at that point. Hell, Tony was still getting up and fighting back after that, so.... definitely not a one-shot.

And he previously had casually beaten the crap out of Hulk, who is comparable to Hancock in durability.

But did he one-shot Hulk?

Since this is a fight to the death i don't see why he would be holding back.

Never said he would. Just find your claim that Thanos could one-shot him when he's done that to virtually no one quite egregious.

@batman242 said:

@darkpsychiclord_prime: But none of those attacks damaged the armor until Thanos used his strength.

You seem to forget that the suit can constantly repair itself with nanites, so we can't say for sure that there was no damage prior.

I admit that used the term oneshotted incorrectly, what i meant to say is that he broke the armor with a punch, something that a blasts that sent him hundreds of meters away through a giant metal structure, a meteor, etc, couldn't do, so it's enough to oneshot Hancock.

Why can't it be that every attack prior wore down on the armor more and more as it got harder for the suit to repair with each attack? Do you really think Thanos' strikes are more powerful than a beam from the Power Stone? Because, let's not forget, he really hasn't one-shot anyone.

Either Thanos wasn't serious or Post Ragnarok Hulk's durable enough to not get oneshotted by Thanos' s serious hits. Either way Hancock still gets oneshotted by hits like he delibered to iron Man.

Still don't see that happening.

Thanos

Hancock creates tornados and was able to make a heart, visible from earth, ON THE MOON before his best friend, and his goddess girlfriend, and his son could see.

Hancock actually might still win We do know that he is stupid crazy powerful when not near his ex. He also had a healing factor IIRC which coupled with his insane durability would be enough to at least make it so it's very hard for Thanos to put him down even with 2 stones.

Hancock shoves Thanos' head up his butt.

@indomitableregal said:

lmfao. let the MCU Wankage begin

I’m going with Hancock.

Hancock, he out stats Thanos.

Thanos crushes him.

@kaladarsin90: bold.

@kaladarsin90: lmfaoooo. Mods here hate threads that led to thanos losing. He censored you out of sprite for making fun of thanos.

Why would anyone get a language warning for wankcock? It insults no one, is a derivative of an existing name and can be seen as satirical, which I'm sure is not warning worthy.

Just because you messed up, don't try to throw others under the bus.

It really depends on what the space stone does again.

@milliardopeacecraft:

Thanks. But then moderators should prevent such a thread. I mean Hancock is too unreal. Have they watched the movie, interviews about the character etc

I am a fan of Thanos. But if Thanos fights HANCOCK, he will hate himself. HANCOCK FLIES INTO THE OCEAN TO FIND A WHALE, FLIES WITH IT TO WHERE THANOS IS AND THEN SHOVES THANOS HEAD INTO THE WHALE'S A**. Just to get a good laugh. He will warn Thanos first though before that happens.

Here's how I imagine it going.

Thanos calls Hancock an asshole which pisses him off.

"Call me asshole, one more time..."

"Ass..."

*Hancock proceeds to beat the shit out of him*

@ejorpsnruter: Sir. I am not trying throw you or anyone under the bus.I apologize to anyone who bears this conjured notion. I AM SORRY.

The moderator understood my perspective and couldn't respond (Hence I take his SILENCE AS CONSENT).The civilized discuss was between I and MODESTUS. You've MADE IT between YOU AND I. So shall WE?

You SAY that I MESSED UP AND deserve been censored for saying Bad*ss Titan(Which THANOS been called in the comics and Infinity wars) whilst ABSOLVING yourself from being censored for(1) WANK AND (2)COCK.(I know the moderator(s)thank you for supporting HIM and has Already rewarded YOU with poetic (language) licence or your satirical licence.

I can say Badass titan and the public WILL receive it well.(GUARANTEED).

I dare you to say WANK COCK in public where you are not HIDING BEHIND a pseudonym,laptop/Phone,Internet and see what reaction you will garner. You will find that your dressing it(WANCOCK) up as SATIRICAL may not AVAIL you.

It is psychologically stated that one who uses,defends etc the word dentist may be influenced by their name Dennis. Another who uses,defends etc the word Judge may have been influence by their name George or role as a judge.

I wouldn't go into the sordid detail your use and defence of your word 'WANCOCK' demonstrates.

YOU CALLED ME OUT AND I AWAIT YOUR RESPONSE. I AM NOT HARD TO FIND.