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#1 Edited by Chronicplane (9016 posts) - - Show Bio
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Rules:

  • In character
  • Win by Death or KO
  • Fight takes place In Manhattan
  • Thanos has the power and space stones

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#3 Posted by Aka_aka_aka_ak (2958 posts) - - Show Bio

No stones?!!? Then this is an utter mismatch. I am already sick of these Thanos mismatches. He was a little above Hulk.. maybe 20% stronger... Hancock is like 2000% stronger than the Hulk

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#4 Posted by MiracleComeBack (2128 posts) - - Show Bio

Big Willie beats the purple guy with or without stones

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#5 Posted by Worldofthunder (5055 posts) - - Show Bio

Thanos without gems isn't comparable to Hancock.

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#7 Posted by Worldofthunder (5055 posts) - - Show Bio

@chronicplane: Well, in that case, Thanos stomps with the power gem.

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#8 Posted by IndomitableRegal (15848 posts) - - Show Bio

Not answering MCU threads.

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#9 Posted by deactivated-5c830d4e319e6 (4952 posts) - - Show Bio

Thanos stomps.

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#10 Posted by GodxDarkxOpal (525 posts) - - Show Bio
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#11 Posted by EjorpSnruteR (850 posts) - - Show Bio

Hancock is like 2000% stronger than the Hulk

Based on what?

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#12 Posted by zill0678 (2387 posts) - - Show Bio

Thanos

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#13 Posted by HATSoffMELO (2555 posts) - - Show Bio

Hanckock kills him with a Nut shot

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#14 Posted by TonyMartial (9238 posts) - - Show Bio

Hancock stomps

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#15 Posted by OptimusPalm (2382 posts) - - Show Bio

Lol at anybody who thinks Hancock wins

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#16 Posted by Eobard21 (5363 posts) - - Show Bio

Thanos wins with the gems

Lose without

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#17 Edited by HATSoffMELO (2555 posts) - - Show Bio

Hanckock kills him with stray Cumshot

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#18 Posted by omriamar (7068 posts) - - Show Bio

Hanckock Stomp

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#19 Edited by kaladarsin90 (80 posts) - - Show Bio

I love THANOS. [Mod edit] is a TITAN you hear that? I will try not to be bias. But

Hancock is way way stronger than Thanos. He is so STRONG THAT HE CAN'T MINIMIZE DAMAGE WHEN FLYING. HE FALLS AND GROUND SHATTERS. STOP A TRAIN SPOT ONE WITH ONE HAND. TAKE BULLETS AND COMPLAINS ABOUT RAYMAN GLASSES OR BOURBON.

THE MAD TITAN CANNOT DEFEAT THAT WHICH IS MADE GODLIKE. I DARE SAY HE DEFEATS ODIN LET ALONE THANOS.

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#20 Posted by MarvelandDCfan24 (7316 posts) - - Show Bio

Hancock faster, stronger, more durable

Thanos got bloody from Ironman... plus very limited base feats

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#21 Posted by omriamar (7068 posts) - - Show Bio

Hanckock in less than a second

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#22 Posted by KingLouie (3276 posts) - - Show Bio

Hancock

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#23 Posted by EjorpSnruteR (850 posts) - - Show Bio

Wankcock reigns supreme.

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#24 Posted by DarkPsychicLord_Prime (4078 posts) - - Show Bio

Thanos oneshots him without the stones

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#25 Posted by deactivated-5bdcbb8da1d15 (5093 posts) - - Show Bio

@omriamar said:

Hanckock in less than a second

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#26 Posted by Batman242 (11531 posts) - - Show Bio

Thanos oneshots him without the stones

Because he's surely one-shotted anyone even well below Hancock.

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#27 Posted by deactivated-5bae6e10f11f4 (1106 posts) - - Show Bio

Hancock is super overrated

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#28 Posted by deactivated-5bb6a6f86dc65 (4972 posts) - - Show Bio

Hancock.

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#29 Edited by DarkPsychicLord_Prime (4078 posts) - - Show Bio

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Because he's surely one-shotted anyone even well below Hancock.

When he was serious he oneshotted the Bleeding Edge armor, something with far better durability than Hancock:

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And he previously had casually beaten the crap out of Hulk, who is comparable to Hancock in durability.

Since this is a fight to the death i don't see why he would be holding back.

Adding the stones is overkill.

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#30 Edited by Batman242 (11531 posts) - - Show Bio

@darkpsychiclord_prime:

When he was serious he oneshotted the Bleeding Edge armor, something with far better durability than Hancock:

Considering the heavy number of attacks that armor took prior to that strike, it's odd you say Thanos one-shot Tony at that point. Hell, Tony was still getting up and fighting back after that, so.... definitely not a one-shot.

And he previously had casually beaten the crap out of Hulk, who is comparable to Hancock in durability.

But did he one-shot Hulk?

Since this is a fight to the death i don't see why he would be holding back.

Never said he would. Just find your claim that Thanos could one-shot him when he's done that to virtually no one quite egregious.

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#31 Posted by DarkPsychicLord_Prime (4078 posts) - - Show Bio

@batman242 said:

Considering the heavy number of attacks that armor took prior to that strike,

But none of those attacks damaged the armor until Thanos used his strength.

it's odd you say Thanos one-shot Tony at that point. Hell, Tony was still getting up and fighting back after that, so.... definitely not a one-shot.

I admit that used the term oneshotted incorrectly, what i meant to say is that he broke the armor with a punch, something that a blasts that sent him hundreds of meters away through a giant metal structure, a meteor, etc, couldn't do, so it's enough to oneshot Hancock.

But did he one-shot Hulk?

Either Thanos wasn't serious or Post Ragnarok Hulk's durable enough to not get oneshotted by Thanos' s serious hits. Either way Hancock still gets oneshotted by hits like he delibered to iron Man.

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#32 Posted by Batman242 (11531 posts) - - Show Bio

@darkpsychiclord_prime: But none of those attacks damaged the armor until Thanos used his strength.

You seem to forget that the suit can constantly repair itself with nanites, so we can't say for sure that there was no damage prior.

I admit that used the term oneshotted incorrectly, what i meant to say is that he broke the armor with a punch, something that a blasts that sent him hundreds of meters away through a giant metal structure, a meteor, etc, couldn't do, so it's enough to oneshot Hancock.

Why can't it be that every attack prior wore down on the armor more and more as it got harder for the suit to repair with each attack? Do you really think Thanos' strikes are more powerful than a beam from the Power Stone? Because, let's not forget, he really hasn't one-shot anyone.

Either Thanos wasn't serious or Post Ragnarok Hulk's durable enough to not get oneshotted by Thanos' s serious hits. Either way Hancock still gets oneshotted by hits like he delibered to iron Man.

Still don't see that happening.

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#33 Posted by Amonfire1776 (2997 posts) - - Show Bio

Thanos

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#34 Posted by Hypnos0929 (6550 posts) - - Show Bio

Hancock creates tornados and was able to make a heart, visible from earth, ON THE MOON before his best friend, and his goddess girlfriend, and his son could see.

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#35 Posted by MUVDCU (948 posts) - - Show Bio

Hancock actually might still win We do know that he is stupid crazy powerful when not near his ex. He also had a healing factor IIRC which coupled with his insane durability would be enough to at least make it so it's very hard for Thanos to put him down even with 2 stones.

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#36 Posted by SLiMmcl (862 posts) - - Show Bio

Hancock shoves Thanos' head up his butt.

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#37 Posted by Renchamp (7770 posts) - - Show Bio
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#38 Edited by MilliardoPeacecraft (254 posts) - - Show Bio
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#39 Posted by Gamer684 (210 posts) - - Show Bio

I’m going with Hancock.

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#40 Posted by xMangog__Beastx (4710 posts) - - Show Bio
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#41 Posted by imagein (870 posts) - - Show Bio

Hancock, he out stats Thanos.

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#43 Posted by DrPepperMan (6288 posts) - - Show Bio

Thanos crushes him.

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#44 Posted by noah_ouellette (3655 posts) - - Show Bio
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#45 Posted by MilliardoPeacecraft (254 posts) - - Show Bio

@kaladarsin90: lmfaoooo. Mods here hate threads that led to thanos losing. He censored you out of sprite for making fun of thanos.

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#46 Posted by EjorpSnruteR (850 posts) - - Show Bio

Why would anyone get a language warning for wankcock? It insults no one, is a derivative of an existing name and can be seen as satirical, which I'm sure is not warning worthy.

Just because you messed up, don't try to throw others under the bus.

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#47 Posted by TifaLockhart (21107 posts) - - Show Bio

It really depends on what the space stone does again.

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#48 Posted by kaladarsin90 (80 posts) - - Show Bio

@milliardopeacecraft:

Thanks. But then moderators should prevent such a thread. I mean Hancock is too unreal. Have they watched the movie, interviews about the character etc

I am a fan of Thanos. But if Thanos fights HANCOCK, he will hate himself. HANCOCK FLIES INTO THE OCEAN TO FIND A WHALE, FLIES WITH IT TO WHERE THANOS IS AND THEN SHOVES THANOS HEAD INTO THE WHALE'S A**. Just to get a good laugh. He will warn Thanos first though before that happens.

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#49 Posted by Upendi3000 (670 posts) - - Show Bio

Here's how I imagine it going.

Thanos calls Hancock an asshole which pisses him off.

"Call me asshole, one more time..."

"Ass..."

*Hancock proceeds to beat the shit out of him*

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#50 Edited by kaladarsin90 (80 posts) - - Show Bio

@ejorpsnruter: Sir. I am not trying throw you or anyone under the bus.I apologize to anyone who bears this conjured notion. I AM SORRY.

The moderator understood my perspective and couldn't respond (Hence I take his SILENCE AS CONSENT).The civilized discuss was between I and MODESTUS. You've MADE IT between YOU AND I. So shall WE?

You SAY that I MESSED UP AND deserve been censored for saying Bad*ss Titan(Which THANOS been called in the comics and Infinity wars) whilst ABSOLVING yourself from being censored for(1) WANK AND (2)COCK.(I know the moderator(s)thank you for supporting HIM and has Already rewarded YOU with poetic (language) licence or your satirical licence.

I can say Badass titan and the public WILL receive it well.(GUARANTEED).

I dare you to say WANK COCK in public where you are not HIDING BEHIND a pseudonym,laptop/Phone,Internet and see what reaction you will garner. You will find that your dressing it(WANCOCK) up as SATIRICAL may not AVAIL you.

It is psychologically stated that one who uses,defends etc the word dentist may be influenced by their name Dennis. Another who uses,defends etc the word Judge may have been influence by their name George or role as a judge.

I wouldn't go into the sordid detail your use and defence of your word 'WANCOCK' demonstrates.

YOU CALLED ME OUT AND I AWAIT YOUR RESPONSE. I AM NOT HARD TO FIND.