MCU Black Widow vs Shrek

Both are in nyc.

Who has better feats.

Round 1 h2h

Round 2 Shrek has a golf club, Black Widow has a golf club

Round 3 Black Widow has Hawkeye and Shrek has Donkey

No prep.

Shrek Forever After and Avengers 2 black widow

bump

Ends in sex.

Lmao

black widow break sherk

Ends in sex

Black Widow is too fast for Shrek

plus one bullet would kill Shrek

since Shrek had issues with mere metal weapons

Shrek one shots her with a rasengan.

Black Widow wins all rounds.

Shrek.

Black Widow needs the infinity gauntlet to compete.

It will be all ogre before even she knew it

Shrek onion punches her for a KO victory

Lol @ these responses.

Shrek has some mad h2h feats, he's taken on knights in armour. Adding Donkey is just overkill.

Shrek takes her back to his swamp and fills her with love.