MCU Battle: Wakanda vs Asgard

The two most advanced civilisations in the MCU decide to go to war. The Wakandans are led by Okoye; the Asgardians by Valkyrie.

The Asgardians get:

1,000 Einherjar

30 skiffs

The Wakandans get:

100 Dora Milaje

900 regular warriors

30 hover ships

Round 1: Wakandans are attacking Asgard

Round 2: Asgardians are attacking Wakanda

Bonus Round: Valkyrie VS Okoye and 10 Dora Milaje

VS

Asgard

Asgard

Asgard, both with about 1000 men and 30 hovercraft... Since both consisting of unnamed characters who have been really only used as fodder, I am definitely going with the one that should have the highest stats here.

And that is the Asgardians. Plus, they should all be a quite a bit more experienced if they all had at least an average, or even below average Asgardian life to this point. Still, unquantifiable.

Bonus? I am taking Valkerie as well. Okoye is going to need more than 10 almost useless fodder here to overcome that mismatch that she would be under, unless they really played it smarter than usual... Which I am not seeing.

Asgard.

Asgard

Asgard easily

Asgard wins handily, the average soldier is way too deadly for the Wakandans to have a chance.

Mismatch of centuries. Asgardians are bunch of pussies weaker than normal human. Even their armors can be incapited by icy spikes or one shoted by texasian guns or their hair can be pulled by humans or be zapped. Wakand will mop streets of their nation with Asgardian testines

Round 1: Asgard

Round 2: Don't know, doubt Asgard can get pass the barrier if Wakanda doesn't let it down. So stalemate or Asgard wins.

Bonus Round: Valkyrie

lol at Wakanda being the most advanced in MCU. They are not even the strongest fraction on earth. US military in MCU when shield was in charge had a number of hellicarriers that could go full invisible and hover over entire planet freely, some advanced enough to eliminate millions of people across the country in an instant and all armed with jets with nukes. Also they have a million times the army, vehicles and resouces of Wakanda so even if their stuff has some vibranium technology and is better in quality the sheer astronomical in quantity makes this irrelevent. Also nukes are still far more powerful then anything Wakanda has presented so US military has superior firepower as well. Not to mention they have Tony's tech and half of the Avengers at their disposal who were a part of NATO at some point.

Wakanda is barely civilised at all. These people are choosing their leader by muscle, they fight with freakin spears and blankets. I dont care if their made of whatever, were are your GUNS? also only BP is wearing vibranium head to toe so all the rest of Wakanda is one-shottable by a hand gun.

Asgard is far more advanced and dangerous. They have much larger nation, they have plenty of guns and fight in magical armors head to toe, they have magic on top of their technology, a forcefield just as strong as Wakanda's and finally even have a weapon more powerful then nukes, bifrost.

The Asgardians superior strength and combat skill win this for them

Asgard

Real life North Korea would be superior to MCU Wakanda.

MCU Asgard literally mops the floor here.

I’ll odd out and go Wakanda.

@supremegeneration: any reasons why african tribe fighters dressed in dry grass with spears made of superior metal should win in a fight against multi ton superhumans wielding magic and dressed in enchanted full plate armors and weapons? I mean besides the hype?

Wakanda loses this matchup. Inferior air force and even though their troops could go 1v1 or 1v2 with outriders, the Asgardians have similar physicals to them and skill/gear on par with Wakandans

Asgardians can be impaled by icy spikes genius. Normally raming force can destroy asgardian ship ( even rocky mountain friction damaged the ship ). Asgard is very weak in MCU. Comicbook Asgard are real gods

@dianaallmighty: no.

Asgard should stomp.

Asgard

Asgard.

@dianaallmighty: the minute you said asgardians are weak pussies you lost all credibility in this thread

why do you hate Thor so much. Technically this isn’t a battle of Thor but these people are related to him and I’ve seen heavy anti Thor bullsh*t from you all over forums. I just don't get it, how can you wank wakanda, people who basically screwed the earth over by hogging vibranium and using it for their own benefit. Thor and asgardians are so much better than Wakanda it isn't even funny.

yeah she/he is very biased against anyone related to thor. She/he thinks dceu flash could electrocute him.

@xzone: @leonardsnart: @matthew660:

I didn't read OP correctly. I could've sworn there were a duckton more Dora Milaje. I feel like Doras could probably take Asgardians. You put 1000 Doras vs 1000 Asgardians and I might be inclined to back Doras. I mean even Thor, who while skilled isn't even half as good as a Dora, took on three Asgardians in quick-succession while having the reach disadvantage. Sure he had the insane physicals, but three guys w/ spears vs 1 guy with fists? If the Asgardians were skilled they could at least make it closer.

Also, your comment is a heavy oversimplification. Their spears were shown capable of taking down vibranium planes.

@dianaallmighty: you lost all credibility saying asgardians are weak pussies, I won't address you any further in this thread

So i do not give a f*ck what rest says. I have to high IQ to participate in those threads. If people hesitates to say that Hulk, Kurse, Ultron are on Zod or Superman lvl i am losing much more brain cells if i read more they weak overexaggerated "arguments".

@dianaallmighty: you've lost all credibility, keep blabbing about stuff nobody cares about tho

And Ares is a planetary telepath?

@rajjar: did you understand much of what the guy with high IQ was saying in that post?

No, but he has "to high IQ" in order to participate. I think he be tripping whenever he hypes up anything WW-related.

@rajjar: lol I'm wondering how comical his next post will be

Well he isn't too unreasonable to hype Steppenwolf over IW Thor, so I will give him that.

Well, I hope it is a rant.

@rajjar: I think he probably typoed that. I’ve seen him say many times that steppenwolf stomps Thor. He’s also said cyborg stomps him with ease.

Wow. Now that is funny.

@dianaallmighty: You really have an issue with Marvel, don't you?

lol

Asgard stomps

Dude when i am bored i just find some duties and pissing off marvel fans is one of my favourites

@dianaallmighty: aka trolling. You said cyborg would rek Thor easily lmao

Yeah well, Supes didn't tank that Nuke.

Kryptonians are weak to normal swords of Earth metal, unless you are willing to concede magic.

Kryptonite>DD>Supes>Thor Stormbreaker>IG Thanos>Dormammu>Surtur>Hela

Hulk beats all Kryptonians, because Hulk is the strongest one there is.

Thor is a is a casual planet-buster with galaxy level TP with star level durability. Supes can barely reach, and only because he absorbs sunlight.

Diana can barely lift a tank while bloodlusted, and got ragdolled by Steppy's featless wannabe Electro-ax. Which is the $hittiest name ever.

Superman's heat vision couldn't burn the CGI remnants off his "invisible" mustache.

DD ninja turtle has no regen, just a lot of stored Vitamin D. Must have been from the sun!

Asgard colonizes Wakanda

Asgard stomps. It's not even close.

Round 1: Wakanda can't even reach Asgard lol. They die of old age trying to figure out the logistics of getting past Jupiter.

Round 2: The Asgardians bifrost inside of Wakanda's shields and colonize Wakanda. It'd be easier than conquering the frost giants and night elves.

Round 3: Valkyrie would take out Panther, let alone Okoye.

yaaaay that what i missed. Wanking all characters !!!!! thx ???

Hover ships solo but without them , Asgard clean house Wakanda.

Also,some of the trolling here is really funny.