(MCU) Aunt May stabs Thor in the throat with a pencil, what's the damage?

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Poll (MCU) Aunt May stabs Thor in the throat with a pencil, what's the damage? (45 votes)

The pencil breaks 47%
The pencil stabs him in the throat and kills him 42%
He survives round 1, but not round 2. 11%
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Round 1 is the pencil on the left.

Round 2 is the pencil on the right.

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Thor has little to no durability feats regarding piercing. He gets oneshotted and May takes Mjolnir and Stormbreaker for herself.

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#2  Edited By Alansmoker

Knife can't hurt fodder asgardian and Thor above him so pencil can't pierce him.

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AoS isn't canon to the MCU anymore and arguably never was.

Thor dies.

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Lmao ApS isn’t canon to mcu yet follows mcu events up till IW. Sure buddy lol.

Random asguardians no sell steel blades. Aunt may get shanked... and not the good one

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#5  Edited By FortressThunder
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If Bifrost shards couldn't pierce Thor, why would May's pencil?

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Aunt May solos the verse.

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Thor was being dragged against the Bifrost at FTL speeds. He wouldn't even notice the pencil.

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Thor has never tanked a pencil on screen, he dies

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#11  Edited By asgardianweapon

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Does Thor have any throat durability feats?

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A random Asgardian tanked a kitchen knife, maybe that gives Thor a shot?

Tho tbf the throat is much weaker than a hand.

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My inner spite of mcu time wasters wants to say he gets 1 shot

but.. in reality despite his awful pierce anti-feats they at least came from someone with superman level strength to overcome his density

aunt may doesn't have the strength to push it deep enough to be fatal

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R1 - barely scratches
R2 - he bleeds but lives

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This is BS. Even Loki is bulletproof and Thor is more durable than Loki, and it was even confirmed that Thor is bulletproof by a writer. He also no sold MFTL shards. He no sells and the pencil breaks in half.

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I don't want to be that guy but Thor probably shouldn't scale to Loki since Loki technically is not biologically Asgardian

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Thor has little to no durability feats regarding piercing. He gets oneshotted and May takes Mjolnir and Stormbreaker for herself.

AoS isn't canon to the MCU anymore and arguably never was.

Thor dies.

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Lmao ApS isn’t canon to mcu yet follows mcu events up till IW. Sure buddy lol.

Random asguardians no sell steel blades. Aunt may get shanked... and not the good one

Following something doesn't make something canon. That being said, Thor doesn't need AoS feats, he already has far better piercing durability feats and scaling.

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#21  Edited By RajjarsAlt

@amendment50 said:

I don't want to be that guy but Thor probably shouldn't scale to Loki since Loki technically is not biologically Asgardian

Skin is Asgardian per Odin's magic

only way to debunk it is if Loki's skin didn't change to FG skin when and only when he touched Casket of Ancient Winters, and that just isn't true

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Yes Thor dies to a pencil, Superman to a toothpick.

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Thor dies. He can't react to MCU May

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He's bullet proof , what good is a pencil ?

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#26  Edited By RBT

Given Thor runs away from bullets like a bitch and has never tanked bullets, May kills Thor

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#27 legend531  Online

The pencil breaks in half.

This sounds like Dceu fanboy copium😂😂

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R1: Thor no sells

R2: Thor bleeds but only a little

However, if Aunt May were armed with a pocket knife, things would be different

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Thor has little to no durability feats regarding piercing. He gets oneshotted and May takes Mjolnir and Stormbreaker for herself.

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This thread was a veiled IQ test ngl.

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MCU Thor no-sells it.

Alabama Aaron Thor tries to dodge but forgets how to do so and thrusts his neck onto the pencil, killing himself for her.