Mary Jane VS. Lois Lane

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#1  Edited By mantoid

A fight spurs up between them, who would win? (Superman and Spiderman cannot help them)

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#2  Edited By pixelized

Mary has redhair...she's automatically fierce

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#3  Edited By Crimson Dominion

Lois is a former army brat, and was traine by her father (a former US Army General) in areas such as hand-to-hand combat and the use of firearms.

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#4  Edited By mantoid

pixelized says:

"Mary has redhair...she's automatically fierce"

LOL!

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Crimson Dominion says:

"Lois is a former army brat, and was traine by her father (a former US Army General) in areas such as hand-to-hand combat and the use of firearms. "

That would make it pretty tough for MJ, except that she has red hair. :)

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#6  Edited By pixelized

no she wasn't.

Her father hated her.

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#7  Edited By Rdeegvainl

I suspect Mary Jane is Jackpot, and would definitely win if it's true.

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#8  Edited By Slinger

MJ was trained by Cap while Spidey was a legit Avenger. I think she probably picked up enough to whoop Lois' butt.

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#9  Edited By Rdeegvainl

Slinger says:

"MJ was trained by Cap while Spidey was a legit Avenger. I think she probably picked up enough to whoop Lois' butt."

Since spidey and MJ were never together i believe that didn't happen anymore.

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#10  Edited By pixelized

Yeah and who knows what mary j would pull out of her hot pocker

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#11  Edited By mantoid

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"MJ was taught how to read minds by professor X Suck on that"

Removes the tootsie pop from her mouth.

I didn't know that? Is that true?

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#12  Edited By Harlekin

Lois was taught Kryptonian martial art of Klurkor by Kryptonian survivors in the bottle-city of Kandor.

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#13  Edited By pixelized

MJ was taught how to read minds by professor X

Suck on that

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Rdeegvainl says:

"Slinger says:
"MJ was trained by Cap while Spidey was a legit Avenger. I think she probably picked up enough to whoop Lois' butt."
Since spidey and MJ were never together i believe that didn't happen anymore."

hmm?

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pixelized says:

"mantoid says:
"pixelized says:
"MJ was taught how to read minds by professor X Suck on that"
_Removes the tootsie pop from her mouth._ I didn't know that? Is that true?"
*Licks Mantoids tootsie pop* Uhhhhhh...maybe [="

Gross!

Shoves the tootsie pop into Pix's hair.

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mantoid says:

"pixelized says:
"MJ was taught how to read minds by professor X Suck on that"
_Removes the tootsie pop from her mouth._ I didn't know that? Is that true?"

Licks Mantoids tootsie pop

Uhhhhhh...maybe

[=

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#17  Edited By pixelized

Awww maannnn

dies

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Rdeegvainl says:

"Slinger says:
"MJ was trained by Cap while Spidey was a legit Avenger. I think she probably picked up enough to whoop Lois' butt."

Since spidey and MJ were never together i believe that didn't happen anymore."

Oh yeah, I forgot... friggin' Quesada...

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#19  Edited By The Devil Tiger

Cat fight ! Cat Fight ! Cat Fight ! Seriously... I these two never got to hand-to-hand fightin' BUT I see them more in a animosity like "Desesperate Superheroes Girlfriend". Mj Would have his upper hand, cause she will strike the daily planet with his topmodel-actress attitude, she come's flirting with Clark and Jimmy Olsen( Aaah the Redhaired bitch !) but, the Clark's girlie would counter-attack with a devastating article who describe how MJ is Hollow and without talent. (No interest in the truth, every one know that Journalist are worst than cop.)

The result ? Lois win the days !

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#20  Edited By Slinger

Yuck, sticky hair. Awful.

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#21  Edited By mantoid

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"Awww maannnn *dies*"

Again!?

Watches Pix go to the respawn point.

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#22  Edited By pixelized

revives

yeah sorry about that ]=