Machete vs. El Mariachi

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Machete Cortez

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El Mariachi

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- 1 day prep (includes info gathering, gathering gear/weapons (they each start with a switchblade), tactics, laying plans, and toying with the battlefield).

- In character.

- Feats from Machete, Machete Kills, El Mariachi, Desperado, and Once Upon A Time In Mexico all apply to their respective protagonists.

- Battle takes place at high noon in San Diego, CA.

- Win by death.

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#2  Edited By Guardiandevil83

Didn't they fight in Desperado? I thought Machete was a prequel.

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Is it me or does Carlos Gallardo look like Brendan Fraser in that pic?

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#4  Edited By Joygirl

Didn't they fight in Desperado? I thought Machete was a prequel.

It was a different character played by Danny Trejo in Desperado, named Navajas ("Blades" in spanish). Machete is a different character that happens to be played by the same actor and exist in the same universe.

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El Mariachi

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#7 rogueshadow  Moderator

El Mariachi by a whisker.

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#8  Edited By Guardiandevil83

@joygirl: Thank you ma'am. They looked practically identical, but I figured as much when I thought about it. Hmm, maybe their related.

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Is it me or does Carlos Gallardo look like Brendan Fraser in that pic?

That's Antonio Banderas not Carlos

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Nice battle, @joygirl.

Right, so then. El Mariachi takes this by a teensy margin - in fact, it is leaning towards 50/50. Mariachi seems to have better realistic combat feats, but Machete in a rage is unstoppable. Might come back to this one...

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#11  Edited By Guardiandevil83

El Mariachi takes it. He had incredible agility, marksmanship while in motion and under-fire, and strength. He supported himself and his womans bodyweight with one arm while hanging from a ledge. He is younger, faster, and too good a shot from a distance, to have to worry about Machete getting in close. Especially if he sees Trejo first.

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Bump -- we need some Machete lovers in here.

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This would be a good fight. I think Machete would kill this pendejo though. Machete gutted a baboso with a set of keys ffs. And Machete is no stranger to using guns himself.

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