Lizard vs killer croc

The Lizard.



VS


KillerCroc



the setting McDonalds playplace.

I don't know, considering that they're at McDonald's. Well, Lizard is smart enough to tunnel through the tunnels, and slide down the slide for a speed boost to avoid Croc. He could even throw children in his path. Lizard then escapes to the main restaurant, and ducks behind the counter as a baby's chair is thrown by Croc. Lizard grabs the handle of the french fry frier, and throws extremely hot french fries all over Croc, and then he dumps a soda on Croc's head. Lizard goes into the back, and grabs the frozen patties, and chucks em' like frisbies at Croc, and one hits him right between the eyes and knocks him out.
Post Edited:2007-07-16 01:04:22

Lizards wins. And as long as the venue gets trashed I would definately say it was a win-win scenario.

Octagon Freak says:

"I don't know, considering that they're at McDonald's. Well, Lizard is smart enough to tunnel through the tunnels, and slide down the slide for a speed boost to avoid Croc. He could even throw children in his path. Lizard then escapes to the main restaurant, and ducks behind the counter as a baby's chair is thrown by Croc. Lizard grabs the handle of the french fry frier, and throws extremely hot french fries all over Croc, and then he dumps a soda on Croc's head. Lizard goes into the back, and grabs the frozen patties, and chucks em' like frisbies at Croc, and one hits him right between the eyes and knocks him out.
Post Edited:2007-07-16 01:04:22"

ROFLMAO! Lizard wins because of this.

Octagon Freak says:

"I don't know, considering that they're at McDonald's. Well, Lizard is smart enough to tunnel through the tunnels, and slide down the slide for a speed boost to avoid Croc. He could even throw children in his path. Lizard then escapes to the main restaurant, and ducks behind the counter as a baby's chair is thrown by Croc. Lizard grabs the handle of the french fry frier, and throws extremely hot french fries all over Croc, and then he dumps a soda on Croc's head. Lizard goes into the back, and grabs the frozen patties, and chucks em' like frisbies at Croc, and one hits him right between the eyes and knocks him out.
Post Edited:2007-07-16 01:04:22"

lmao yeah i thought thats how it would go..

The lizard has so many diffrent ways to kill croc.

How strong is Killer Croc? I'm pretty sure Lizard outclasses him physically, and definitely mentally.

He's strong enough to rip a vault door off it's hinges.
Post Edited:2007-07-16 12:07:36

Megaguirus says:

"He's strong enough to rip a vault door off it's hinges.
Post Edited:2007-07-16 12:07:36"

I would take that with a pinch of salt.

To actually rip a vault door off (one of the large square kinds) would take many dozens of tonnes of force. I think that this was a plot device.

If Croc possessed this level of strength - one hit would kill Batman, stoving in his ribs like they were cardboard.

I would more likely say that Croc can lift 2 - 3 tonnes, so he still poses a distinct threat without the auto kill.

Lizard on the other hand can lift approx 12 tonnes, is small caliber arms proof, has enhanced reactions and has the tail use.

So he can rip the door off a small safe's hinges? I always get the two confused in size.

Megaguirus says:

"So he can rip the door off a small safe's hinges? I always get the two confused in size."

If it was a small safe (I take you word for it) then this would require less force, arond 5 - 10 tonnes of force approx.

I mean those small carriable safes.

I think Lizard. He can definitely outfight Croc......Croc's pretty feral. And at a......uh......maze like the environment they are in, Lizard could definitely sneak up on him or something.

I vote Lizard. Lizard is the $hit. That and I'm anti DC. lol.

I'm sure you're not alone, lol.

Lizard easily.

Sparda says:

"I'm sure you're not alone, lol."

I know I'm not.

The battle would rage on in the play place until the Lizard whips Croc with his tail, sending Croc into the main restaurant. Lizard jumps onto him, but Croc catches him and throws him against the fry machine.

Meanwhile, outside..... The police and animal control show up.

Back in the restaurant the fight is still going when Lizard grabs a QPC and shoves it into Croc's mouth. Croc grabs a Big Mac and shoves it in the Lizard's mouth. Pretty soon their minds are overwhelmed with the desire to eat more McDonald's due to the incredible amount of artificial flavors and processing techniques.

They succumb to their hunger realizing that eventually they will have to face the police and animal control, as they can be seen through the glass windows. Both of them eat everything in the place, then go play in the ball pit.

Eventually they come down from their food high and start to fight again. Lizard whips the Croc with his tail again, sending Croc flying into a bunch of tables. Lizard leaps over to him, grabs his jaw and snaps it.

Lizard wins.

But Ultimately Lizard suffers from liver damage from eating McDonald's.

So the real winner is McDonald's corporation.

Post Edited:2007-07-17 21:33:37

Phorqe says:

"The battle would rage on in the play place until the Lizard whips Croc with his tail, sending Croc into the main restaurant. Lizard jumps onto him, but Croc catches him and throws him against the fry machine. Meanwhile, outside..... The police and animal control show up. Back in the restaurant the fight is still going when Lizard grabs a QPC and shoves it into Croc's mouth. Croc grabs a Big Mac and shoves it in the Lizard's mouth. Pretty soon their minds are overwhelmed with the desire to eat more McDonald's due to the incredible amount of artificial flavors and processing techniques. They succumb to their hunger realizing that eventually they will have to face the police and animal control, as they can be seen through the glass windows. Both of them eat everything in the place, then go play in the ball pit. Eventually they come down from their food high and start to fight again. Lizard whips the Croc with his tail again, sending Croc flying into a bunch of tables. Lizard leaps over to him, grabs his jaw and snaps it. Lizard wins. But Ultimately Lizard suffers from liver damage from eating McDonald's. So the real winner is McDonald's corporation.
Post Edited:2007-07-17 21:33:37"

That was kinda funny, but honestly, I liked mine better. No offense.

bump

Liard because he's more intellectual & more resourceful plus he could use the tunnels & slides of the playplace kinda like he uses sewer tunnels to outwit Killer Croc. Also Killer Croc is more brawn where as :Lizard is more of a thinker in his fights.

lizard dominates every incarnation of croc except hush virus......but he still wins.

"Liard because he's more intellectual & more resourceful plus he could use the tunnels & slides of the playplace kinda like he uses sewer tunnels to outwit Killer Croc. Also Killer Croc is more brawn where as :Lizard is more of a thinker in his fights."

lizard wins

Lets see Lizard fights Spiderman .
Croc fights and gets owned by Batman .
Batman>Spiderman .
Not too mention Lizard acually utilizes his brain more than Croc and is possibly slightly physically superior to Croc .
I would have to say Lizard has this one in the bag .

Lizard ftw

Lizard wins, but I would like to add that the creative setting led to some AWESOME posts in this one. Such outside the box thinking should be done more often.

Lizard.

Lizard's greater strength lets him take decisive control of the ball pit.  However, Croc fleets into the fun-tunnels and starts pelting Lizard with terrified four-year-olds.  Weighted down by the mass of razor blades, lost mittens, loaded diapers and pedophile semen found in all McDonald's ball pits, Lizard can't fight back!  But wait!  Some obese customer has left their breakfast burrito unattended.  Lizard grabs it with his prehensile tail and forces it down Crocs throat!  The resulting bout of food poisoning incapacitates Croc enough to give Lizard the win!

"Lizard's greater strength lets him take decisive control of the ball pit.  However, Croc fleets into the fun-tunnels and starts pelting Lizard with terrified four-year-olds.  Weighted down by the mass of razor blades, lost mittens, loaded diapers and pedophile semen found in all McDonald's ball pits, Lizard can't fight back!  But wait!  Some obese customer has left their breakfast burrito unattended.  Lizard grabs it with his prehensile tail and forces it down Crocs throat!  The resulting bout of food poisoning incapacitates Croc enough to give Lizard the win!"

I thought Lizard was mindless but other people think he's got a level of intelligence, I suppose the character has changed over the years and it depends which comic you read

Yes Croc is out powered but I'm giving it to Croc since I always knew Lizard as dumb
 Connors as the smart Doc but Lizard as a dumbo

"I thought Lizard was mindless but other people think he's got a level of intelligence, I suppose the character has changed over the years and it depends which comic you readYes Croc is out powered but I'm giving it to Croc since I always knew Lizard as dumb Connors as the smart Doc but Lizard as a dumbo"

Lizard it is then

Lizard wins. He is faster and more dangerous.

LoL this is back...
nice...

Killer croc takes it .

precisely

Lizard Stomps

I love that kind of bump.

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