Lex Luthor vs Meowth

While taking a jog through the streets of metropolis Lex Luthor is set upon by team rocket member Meowth who knowing who Lex is expects a big payday. Does Lex in his tracksuit defeat the tricky feline or does he get mugged on the street while Superman laughs at his misfortune?

Luthor catches meowth, evolves him into persian, changes his name to Lex Giovanni Luthor.

@rozalia:

ROFL Luthor punts Meowth like a football....then peta sues him

Meowth is a worthless pokemon who can barely beat up a magikarp, Lex take this

@jgames: Okay, to be fair, in game Moewth is actually quite good. Persian had decent speed stats for gen 1 and could back it with some heavier attacks. It wasn't the best pokemon, but it was a decent all around pokemon who could learn most of the utility moves while being unaffected by the draw backs of said moves.

Lex rapes Meowth.

why would you kill a pokemon that has the ability to generate money? if anything Lex keeps Meowth as a pet

@tabascosauce:

Best answer to a ridiculous battle thread ever.

Meowth wins.

Does Meowth have prep? Does he have any of the robots that they tried to capture Pikachu with?

meowth stook up da middle fingaz