Which one of these Novel-Worthy Vampires takes the cake?
Lestat vs Carmilla
The year is 2004. Lestat de Lioncourt has arranged for a threesome between Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston and himself. Pitt has been living and traveling with Lestat as a roadie during his entire world tour. When they arrive at Pitt's residence they find Carmilla (a.k.a. Mircalla Karnstein) feeding on Aniston, who has been mesmerized. Carmilla beckons Lestat to bed, suggesting that they can share their prey. Lestat refuses, insisting that the couple must be his conquest alone. Both are at full power, Pitt and Aniston must die during the battle no matter what.
Setting: Midnight, a large mansion in Malibu.
Gear: Both are in the nude.Character Version: Novel versions
Winner: Carmilla. Countess Karnstein's ability to shapeshift wins her the fight. She turns into a large Werecat and maws Lestat, breaks Brad's neck and continues to defile Aniston.
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