Lesbians vs. Pirates

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#1  Edited By Joygirl

Team Lesbians

Kate Kane, AKA Batwoman

  • Standard gear (includes her DEO gear and bulletproof suit).
  • 1 day prep.
  • In character.
  • All feats apply.
  • Relationships apply -- will protect Renee if she can.

Renee Montoya, AKA The Question

  • Equipment includes her mask, two smoke bombs, a .38 semi-automatic with one spare clip, and a tactical knife.
  • 1 day prep.
  • In character.
  • All feats apply.
  • Relationships apply -- will protect Kate if she can.

Evelyn Crawford, AKA Starling

  • Equipment includes two .44 revolvers, 24 rounds (one reload for each pistol) on her belt, and a bowie knife.
  • In character.
  • All feats apply.
  • Nobody on her team knows that she betrayed the Birds of Prey, she is considered a "good guy."

Scandal Savage

  • Equipment includes the Lamentation Blades and her standard battle outfit.
  • In character.
  • All feats apply (except for the really silly Gailforce ones, like her beating Hyena 1-on-1).
  • Not well-trusted by the rest of her team.

Exoristos

  • Equipment includes her armor and two-handed hammer.
  • In character.
  • All feats apply.
  • Scandal determines from Ex's name and position that she was exiled, and also tells the rest of the team. Nobody knows why or how she was exiled, only that she was.
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Team Pirates

Edward Kenway

  • From Assassin's Creed: Black Flag.
  • 1 day prep.
  • Equipment includes two sabers and four single-shot pistols.
  • In character.
  • All feats apply.
  • Teamwork/Leadership applies.

Kurt Wagner, AKA Nightcrawler

  • From Marvel Now!
  • Equipment includes two sabers.
  • In character.
  • Cannot teleport. Natural agility and tail can still be used.
  • Teamwork applies.

Maxi

  • From Soul Calibur IV and V.
  • Equipment includes a pair of adamantium nunchaku.
  • In character.
  • All feats apply.
  • Teamwork applies.
  • No, he doesn't belong on Team Lesbians.

Davy Jones

  • From Pirates of the Caribbean.
  • Equipment includes a cutlass and two single-shot pistols.
  • No phasing.
  • In character.
  • All feats apply.
  • Teamwork/Leadership applies.

Captain Slade Wilson

  • From Flashpoint.
  • 1 day prep.
  • Equipment includes a broadsword, combat knife, one concussion grenade, and two smoke bombs.
  • In character.
  • All feats apply.
  • Teamwork/Leadership applies.
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  • Battle takes place at Marina Bay, evacuated. Both teams start 2 miles away from each other.
  • Battle only ends when one side is completely killed/incapacitated.
  • Cannot leave Marina Bay.
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Kenway and Maxi are non threats lol. Davey Jones however can't be killed. Nightcrawler has the sword skill and teleportation to overwhelm whoever he fights. I don't rmember Slade's feats.

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@darthaznable: Kurt isn't allowed to teleport.

But Kenway is certainly pretty tough considering that he has a type of precognition. And Maxi's a damn skilled combatant in CQC.

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#5  Edited By reaverlation

Nice match up @joygirl.

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#7  Edited By HumanRocket

I've seen a movie about lesbians who are pirates.

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@kingant27: Depends on what team you play for....

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#10  Edited By DarthAznable

@joygirl: Dang it! Well I still think his agility and swordsmanship would allow him to best most of team 1 save Scandal and possibly Batwoman. (Don't know a ton about the other members). Meh his combat feats aren't all that great (probably the worst Assassin). His best shot would be to stay back and use his darts. Scandal's healing factor will allow her to do a lot of tanking and in my eyes she will be MVP. Also what are Maxi's combat feats? I know he's pretty easy to spam with ;)

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I'm not really aware of the ladies' abilities, but I'll say Team Pirates.

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#12  Edited By Joygirl

@darthaznable: I don't think Maxi has many real feats actually, as far as I've ever seen he gets beaten in cutscenes by the other main characters. Still, by gameplay feats alone it's obvious that he's extremely agile and acrobatic, as well as very very fast with his nunchucks.

Renee is an excellent marksman (able to shoot a moving target in a crowd) and is also very strong/agile in her own right:

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Exoristos is an amazon, but she's a baseline amazon (not a demigod like Wonder Woman). Still she's immortal and very strong, and has gobstomped giant monsters and whatnot. Definitely the strongest in this entire battle.

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@d3mon: Scandal is pretty good h2h wise, fought well against her dad Vandal Savage who has best members of JLA, she has a healing factor and survives gunshots and can replace organs apparently. Her claws can cut through almost anything. She is also low end metahuman in regards to physicals. Batwoman has bullet proof armor, a rope strong enough to hold Bane while on Venom, some weird alien tattoo thing that can basically do anything she wants it too. Renee is skilled in h2h but idk much besides that. The other lesbians I know nothing of.

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#15  Edited By XImpossibruX

Lol, best thread title ever.

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Lol, best thread title ever.

Because it's so accurate!

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I rarely comment in the battle section, but I wanted to say: @joygirl you just made my day with this thread I don't care who wins, but I'm amused <3

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uh Davy Jones can't be killed unless u find his heart, so technically speaking he could give most of them a fight/distraction while the others pick off 1 of them at a time.

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uh Davy Jones can't be killed unless u find his heart, so technically speaking he could give most of them a fight/distraction while the others pick off 1 of them at a time.

This is by death or incap, so Batwoman could tie him up or Exoristos could pound him into a well-tenderized fillet with her hammer.

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Team Pirates. Btw, does Starling do anything but get beat up ? that's all i've seen her do.

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One silly joy

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@sync1 said:

Team Pirates. Btw, does Starling do anything but get beat up ? that's all i've seen her do.

I don't think so, but she can add another body and some bullets into the mix.

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Pirates stomp.

Slade alone should beat half the lesbians by himself.

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Slade and Kenway can probably do it on there own.

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@joygirl said:

@don_quixote: Flashpoint Slade ain't soloing a damn thing.

This is Flashpoint Slade?

Anyway, I can still see him take Batwoman,Question or Scandal Savage.

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Lesbians win

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@joygirl: Then why add him if he is out classed then?

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@joygirl: uh then whats the point of having davy jones here then???

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@killerwasp: Just because he can be beaten doesn't mean he isn't still very durable and hard to bring down. He'll still present a challenge and certain characters (most of them actually) will be helpless to defeat him without adapting.

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This should be the subtitle of next Pirates of the Caribbean movie

Anyways, pirates should win

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@joygirl: And that is my point.... Heck i bet they couldnt even cut off his head due to this scene right here ^

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Ends in sex.

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Ima say Pirates win but cool fight

I've seen a movie about lesbians who are pirates.

hey me too, but I'm not sure if we're talking about the same movie....

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I dunno which title word I liked best...

Dunno how many of these characters I really know that well though.

Thanks for reading,

Floopay

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#38  Edited By NighThunder

Pirates win.

Maxi ecspesially sluaghters

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@nighthunder: Care to give some reasoning as to why you believe Maxi, of everyone here, is the MVP?

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Pirates should be able to take the win Nightcrawler and Slade Wilson are MVP's unless Maxi is pretty impressive himself I give it to the team 7/10.

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I don't know who wins but team 1 starts with sex. They got a whole day to prep right? Yeah, sure, I'll be that guy.

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Pirates.

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#44  Edited By NighThunder

He's reasonably the strongest guy here phsyically@joygirl:

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I can now die peacefully

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@nighthunder: Actually, that's probably Exoristos, she was smashing dinosaurs with her hammer.

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lol

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Lesbians and pirates; probably ends in sex or watching the lesbians.

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@floopay

I dunno which title word I liked best...

Dunno how many of these characters I really know that well though.

Thanks for reading,

Floopay