Legendary Monsters(Godzilla,Muthos,Kong) vs You(1000 feet tall version)

In Legendary world an accident makes you grow to 1000 feet tall and weighs 337500 tonned (to put this in perspective, a Nimitz class aircraft carrier[2] is only ~100000 tons)

you retain all your abilities(running,jumping,mental health etc..)

Scenario:Godzilla and Kong fight against Mutos and Monarch want to use you to kill all of them,

When all monsters see you they get intimidate by you and try to resist you

you carry a 1100 feet tall spear made by steel mixed with vibranium

How would you KO or kill these monsters?

Size of the participants

You:1000 feet tall, weights 337500 tonnes

Godzilla:340 feet in height,weights 90000 tonnes

Female Muto:Same as Godzilla

Male Muto:216 feet in height,weights 30000 tonnes

Kong:100 feet in tall,154 tonnes in weight

I collapse and die. Instantly. Again. Like the last thread.

Applying my own narrative to the OP and granting the proportionately superhuman strength required to survive being that large and move proportionate to my 5'11 body...I still lose in a mismatch. A heavily exhausted Godzilla already shrugged off MORE weight than my giant self from the skyscraper it knocked over. It tackled the Female MUTO through buildings already despite it bracing itself on them. One tail whip shatters my legs or anything else it hits, one bull rush pushes me over, and one atomic breath kills me pretty much anywhere it hits.

This is a bad matchup. Stop trying to push a mismatch. The last thread ending up 100% in Godzilla's favor with only one guy in the entire thing mistakenly claiming it wasnt a mismatch yet STILL siding with Godzilla might have given u the clue.

@thelocust619: so you cant kill the lizards despite bigger and stronger?

İts like fighting against one pupy sized komodo dragon can breath fire(godzillal,another puppy sized komodo dragon(female muto) ,one bird sized flying lizard (male muto)and one meerkat sized ape and you are fighting with a spear that can go through them

Come on man put some imagination

@archangel01: I'm only bigger and heavier. It's roughly just as strong (slightly less), even faster reactions and basically impervious. My only advantage would be movement speed.

No it's not. At all. Proportionately, this puppy has superhuman stats even more superhuman than mine, and an ability that just shits on humans (atomic breath).

Also, what the spear is made of does not have anything to do with cutting power. It determines only one thing...if it'll break. The cutting power is a mix of sharpness and the force of the thrust...tornadoes regularly pierce steel I-beams and trees with straw and kindling simply by sheer force. Hardness has NOTHING to do with it, and even at that size noone is stabbing something that no sold castle bravo. Which btw would one shot all of comicvine together, even at that size.

@thelocust619: i would crush these prehistoric animals easily bro or make them my pets at this size

@archangel01: You would be one shot like everyone else. Casually. It could even let you try, and u'd do no real damage and still get one shot.

@thelocust619: no i would feed them(with nuclear missiles) and pet them and i think they would be good pets what do you think?

@archangel01: Are you suggesting a nonviolent victory? U'd need a really big radiation suit. Cuz u just killed yourself with that last comment. Like...if you planned on just hand feeding them nukes u wouldn't even have time for cancer lol. They'd make bad pets, because 1. They're wild not domestic and 2. Their food kills u.

Also the military might be pissed, n they can also one shot.

@thelocust619: lol mate imagine you are radiation proof too

@archangel01: They're still wild animals, best u can do is feed them as they come and go. If u try to contain them, at best they'd resist because they are not domesticated and at worst they'd get depressed and fall into poor health.

Wow...u might actually have a better chance of killing them by trying to take care of them.

@thelocust619: kong would easily be tamed so would godzilla but mutos might be different especially that tiny bird sized male one lol

@thelocust619: yeah at this size i would just try to pet them but as you said they are independent animals especially godzilla but i would trying to gain their respect and trust

@archangel01: The female is comparable to Godzilla in stats. Kong is a non issue, but while you can achieve the damage ouput to kill the male muto we don't really do well against flying things. Picture a giant mosquito or gnat...even if u tag the thing it's not gonna be a pleasant experience lol. In a team, it'd likely be so difficult to hit and so secondary to the other monsters that you wouldn't even waste your time going after it.

Nature doesn't really work that way. While unorthodox bonds can form, wild animals cant be domesticated the same way domestic animals are. It'd be a willing partnership at best, not the conventional dependancy-based master/subordinate relationship u'd have with a normal pet. And even then its a long shot, it'd probably just use u for food now n then, like the groundhog I feed at work sometimes. Almost let me touch him yesterday.

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Godzilla stomps. A person enralged to Godzilla's size won't get an attack power stronger than a nuke or durability to survive anything Godzilla can do.

Remember the 200 pound cockroach thread?

This is a glorified version of that.

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I lose.

I can obliterate the puny monsters at those proportions.

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Atomic breath kills me instantly

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I go up to Godzilla and say "hey, I'm your biggest fa-!"

Then get one-shotted.

Godzilla then proceeds to stomp the MUTO's all by himself.