Kylo And Rey vs Thanos

Reylo because if Thanos wins Disney will buy him and have him die horribly to some random six year old.

Thanos stomps.

Wait, what? Disney already owns him.

@jedixman:

Well then they can kill him off without wasting money.

Reylo still win.

Kylo and Rey die so horribly you'd think they got instructions from Snoke

Thanos

Thanos without trying, sleeping on his throne.

Why cannot they just slash his head ?

Thanos should win, but Rey would inexplicably gain power to beat him while undergoing no real stress or difficulty or trial during the battle. She may then drink green milk.

Without stones doesn’t kylo just freeze thanos in place with the force. I get it’s a joke that Rey is a Mary Sue and all (ha, ha, ha), but in reality thanos has no durability feats that let him survive a lightsaber.

Thanos easily.

Thanos gets horribly mutilated.

Thanos takes it but this is interesting. I assume they couldn't freeze thanos (established with mantis that he has a strong willpower) but I do think the sabers can cut him. So knife edged fight, if they miss one hit from him turns them to paste if they hit he loses appendages. Ultimately he has more chances to be hit then they do

Thanos crushes them.

Thanos pimslaps

Thanos wins.