Kool-Aid Man Vs Batman

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#1  Edited By King_Namor

Kool aid man has thirstokenisis (makes people thirsty & can drain the hydration out of your body) 
 
Batman has standard gear and equipment
 
Random encounter for both no prep
 
who wins?
 
 

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#2  Edited By OptimusPalm

Well its obvious isnt it. If Batman doesnt have water on his utility belt then he gets dehydrated and loses. 
 
(i thought i'd get an answer in before this is locked)
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Kool Aid man busts through a wall and Batman one shots him.
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#4  Edited By King_Namor
@OptimusPalm said:
Well its obvious isnt it. If Batman doesnt have water on his utility belt then he gets dehydrated and loses.  (i thought i'd get an answer in before this is locked)
LOL thanks.
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#5  Edited By OptimusPalm
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Has Batman got any feats to compare with Kool Aid man? This is almost spite. Poor poor Batman.
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#6  Edited By MrDirector786

Batman throws a batarang and cracks part of the Kool-Aid Man. All the Kool-aid comes pouring out of him and he dies. The end.

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#7  Edited By dernman  Online

Are you kidding me? Batman is Kool-Aid Man pimp
Why do you think all his fanboys think Batman can defeat everyone. It's because he has everyone drinking his Kool-Aid every damn day.

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#8  Edited By King_Namor
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Well batman has been pretty dehydrated before and he still came out on top. (dont have scans). Also batman could just drink kool-aid mans kool-aid thus rehydrating him and allowing him to win.
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#9  Edited By OptimusPalm
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#10  Edited By entropy_aegis

This is a joke right?

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#11  Edited By sandiego008
@MrDirector786 said:
Batman throws a batarang and cracks part of the Kool-Aid Man. All the Kool-aid comes pouring out of him and he dies. The end.
There is no proof of kool-aid mans durability( I mean he can bust through a brick wall and he is glass ... I sense his glass body is stronger than normal glass) .... I also don't think he needs kool-aid in him to survive as a jug ... and unless you crack the very bottom ... not all of the kool-aid will drain out.
 
Kool-aid stomps.
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#12  Edited By entropy_aegis
@sandiego008 said:
@MrDirector786 said:
Batman throws a batarang and cracks part of the Kool-Aid Man. All the Kool-aid comes pouring out of him and he dies. The end.
There is no proof of kool-aid mans durability( I mean he can bust through a brick wall and he is glass ... I sense his glass body is stronger than normal glass) .... I also don't think he needs kool-aid in him to survive as a jug ... and unless you crack the very bottom ... not all of the kool-aid will drain out.  Kool-aid stomps.
Batman SPITE.
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#13  Edited By MrDirector786
@sandiego008 said:
@MrDirector786 said:
Batman throws a batarang and cracks part of the Kool-Aid Man. All the Kool-aid comes pouring out of him and he dies. The end.
There is no proof of kool-aid mans durability( I mean he can bust through a brick wall and he is glass ... I sense his glass body is stronger than normal glass) .... I also don't think he needs kool-aid in him to survive as a jug ... and unless you crack the very bottom ... not all of the kool-aid will drain out.  Kool-aid stomps.
Not much is really shown for Kool-Aid Man in terms of feats. Plus, this seems like a joke thread anyway.
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#14  Edited By daak1212
@entropy_aegis: KOOL-Aid man STOMP!  He just through walls like he's the damn Juggernaut and no one ever threatens to sue him because he's that much of a pimp.
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#15  Edited By dernman  Online

Ok I can except this as a joke thread but it amazes me that some are taking it seriously.

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#16  Edited By daak1212
@Dernman said:
Ok I can except this as a joke thread but it amazes me that some are taking it seriously.
Cause the GOD DAMN KOOL-AID MAN WINS!!!!1111 one one!   ! Won on 1 !
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#17  Edited By MrDirector786

You know, this thread makes me realize I haven't had kool-aid for years. :P

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#18  Edited By King_Namor

this isnt a joke kool-aid man could give bruce wayne a run for his money if he isnt careful. Just because its kool-aid man does not make it a joke just go to superherodb dot)com they even give him thirstokenisis as a power. 
 
.....The true question you all should be asking yourself is does batman like tropical punch or cherry flavored kool aid? and can he drink all of kool aid mans kool aid and kill him before "kam" dehydrates his body and hospitalizes him. Kool aid man could probably defeat galactus...if he wanted to.

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#19  Edited By sandiego008
@King_Namor: I actually dont see how kool-aid can lose in this battle.  Based on circumstances ... batman cannot drink kool-aid to death and he is thirsty ... batman would literally die from over hydration as kool-aid has two options.
 
1) you thirsty ... drink me ... then batman becomes over hydrated and dies (it happens look at college student hazing deaths).
 
2) I'm dehydrating  you ... no way batman can drink the kool-aid in his hands/shoes ... this is spite vs. batman if anything.
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#20  Edited By TrueIlluminatus

Kool-Aid Man's feats are impeccable. How many walls has he busted through without so much as a scratch? He is also immortal, simply because of his nevering supply of Kool-Aid.  
 
Batman dies a horrible death.

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#21  Edited By TheGoldenOne
Batman.