A true song of Ice and Fire! It's Kane (1997-1999 WWF) vs. The Night King (GoT)!
The Night King has laid chaos to Winterfell and he's under the weirwood tree facing Bran. He grasps his sword's handle ... and all of a sudden, the lights go out (even more so than in the episode)! A strange music plays and an even stranger chubby man with a mustache appears, smiling and grinning. It's Paul Bearer! The Pyro explodes and out comes The Big Red Machine! Meanwhile on Winterfell's announcer table:
Vince McMahon: That's gotta be ... That's gotta be KANE! THAT's GOTTA BE KANE!
JR: Kane has returned! Through Hellfire and Brimstone! He wants the Night King!
*Kane starts to uppercut and chokeslam white walkers on his path to the Night King*
Jerry Lawler: Kane wants anyone infront of him!
JR: By GAWD! The BIG RED MACHINE! Imposing his AMERICAN WILL!
Vince McMahon: Well, God damn it pal, it looks like we'll have a Merry Christmas after all ... a NO HOLDS BARRED Christmas!
Kane stands infront of the Night King, looking into his eyes. It's time for the match of the century!
Rules of the game:
Round 1 - Winner by Pinfall or Submission. No foreign objects, no interruptions. Straight up 1 on 1 inside a ring in Winterfell.
Round 2 - Falls Count Anywhere match. Winner by Pinfall or Submission, no DQ. Foreign objects, weapons, interruptions - all fair game. Arena - Winterfell with the battle happening during the match.
Round 3 - Death Match. Winner by ... well, murking the other guy. Everything goes.
For the weapons - Kane has access to a Valyrian Steel Chair, Valyrian Steel Ladder, Valyrian Steel Trash Can, Valyrian Steel Wooden Table. The Night King has his standard gear.
For the interruptions - Kane can get assists from The Undertaker (Dead Man gimmick); The Undertaker (American Badass gimmick); Mankind; The Big Show and Daniel Bryan. The Night King gets up to three white walkers and Viserion (round 3 only).
Who wins this? My money is on Kane for rounds 1 to 2 and on The Night King for round 3.
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