Kai (Kung Fu Panda) VS MCU HUlk

Rules:

1. Win by any means bar BFR

2. Composite MCU Hulk (no IG, obviously)
3. In-Character, but serious and determined to win
4. Fight takes place in the arena where Hulk fought Thor

Kai takes it. He is vastly more skilled than Hulk, and would replicate what Thanos did to him but to a far greater extent. Kai also has exceptional AP with his blades that can cleave through building sized structures with ease. Those things would definitely give Hulk trouble as I don't recall his piercing durability being all that high barring no selling gunfire. On the off chance that Kai can't pierce Hulk, he also has very good striking strength, able to punch Po through those same building sized structures. He can definitely tax Hulk's durability over time. Kai should also be faster in terms of combat speed via scaling, fighting against Shifu and the Furious Five and being on par with Master Oogway. If Kai is tagged by Hulk (which is unlikely given the vast skill disparity and the difference in speed), Kai tanked being dragged through large rock structures at high speeds by Po in his Dragon Form and recovered immediately so I don't see Hulk putting Kai out with the limited chances he is going to get to actually hit him.

And all of this is ignoring Kai's oneshot chi hax where he takes all of the chi away from his opponents, trapping them in jade pendants.

Hulk is vastly stronger Kai would be dead in seconds.

Strength isn't all that matters, especially in a fight like this. Kai is more skilled, more versatile, and faster in addition to having attacks Hulk flat out has no counters to.

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Kai stomp. Hulk cant tank his blades. Oogway and Kai where more impressive in the 4h movie than any movie hulk .

Kai stomps.

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Kai cleaves through Hulk like butter

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Hulk is entirely different level than Kai in terms strength and durability. He wins.

@erkan12: Hulk could get absorbed for a start. Not to mention Kai punches Po through a mountain. If this was Ragnarok hulk then the Surtur punch would make them equal but this is shriek with glasses

@erkan12: Know what forget what I said any version of MCU hulk gets cut in half. It’s unlucky this thread was made today Kungfu Panda 3 was on like 30 minutes ago. Kai cuts Hulk in half.

This isn’t even he’s most impressive feat

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Does Kai have that much power in the regular world? Bc pretty sure the realm they were fighting in played a role.

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Hulk's piercing durability isn't too good without vague scaling off Thanos or Thor, but he stomps if he gets up close.

Hulk probably gets bisected.

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Does Kai have any feat outside of spirit world that can be considered good enough to beat Hulk?

I don't understand the relevancy of this question. Are you implying his Spirit World feats aren't applicable or something?

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Kai stomps in a borderline mismatch

@defiant_will: Well it have been a while since the last time I watched the movie, but I remember that Spirit World had a moon like gravity, so the things he did do in here should be less impressive.

Kai if he keeps his distance.

Kai slices Hulk in half.

Kai only if the blades can cut Hulk, which wouldn’t surprise me considering they’re magic.

hulk. Million or at least multi thousand tonner(casual) compared to kai who's multi hundred(barely thousand) tonner. LOL at the people who think a rock busting strike gonna cut him

LMAO WTF. Please know his feats before you post something this ridiculous

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are people deliberately ignoring hulks feats?

calc it please. The battle that shook the earth is clearly hyperbole just like ww shaking the earth

Right back at you.

I don't understand how you can argue Hulk tanking piercing AP from Kai. His best piercing feats to date are no selling gunfire, and he has nothing to suggest he won't be cleaved in two from someone who has the staying power to slice through building sized rocks. In fact, Kai absorbed the Chi of Oogway and Tai Lung, amping himself. Oogway having the raw power to create a massive, city block sized Chi blast that sliced through think, building sized rock. By virtue of literally absorbing the power of Oogway, Kai would naturally scale above. Additionally, Baby Tigress has one shotted building sized rocks, and Kai would scale massively above even a grown Tigress. So overall, Kai can hold his own in physicality, and with his blades, he can one shot via concentrating that AoE into an infinitesimally small surface area.

Hulk also can't tag Kai, realistically. Skill wise, even the bottom of the barrel skill feats should suffice. When he returned back to the mortal world, he was able to fodderize prestigious martial art masters in seconds. This included the likes of Master Croc. Master Croc was able to fight evenly with Master Ox during their sparring session. The same Master Ox that can find and analyze the weak spots of his opponents just by looking at them. Kai has more skill feats, but this is more than enough. Especially in tandem with speed:

The Kung Fu Panda verse consistently operates at FTE speeds, with top tiers reaching massively FTE. Let's look at Mantis, who can move at blur speeds (1,2). Hell, Mantis is so fast that the world moves in slow motion to him. Yet Kai was able to fodderize him within a few seconds. Next, let's look at Tai Lung who has the feat of moving massively FTE over a vast distance casually. Most may not think that Kai scales above Tai Lung, but he actually does. Kai said he defeated all of the best Kung Fu masters in the Spirit Realm, which would include Tai Lung after Po used the Wuxi Finger Hold on him. But if that's not enough, we can actually see Kai has taken Tai Lung's chi, which adds more credence to the fact that Kai scales above Tai Lung. Manhandling Po, who defeated Tai Lung, makes this assertion more concrete. Po needed to be amped by the Chi of the entire Panda village + Tigress and Mr. Ping to defeat Kai. If not for them, Kai would have defeated Po without much trouble.

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@darkthunder:

MCU Mjolnir doesn't have mountain level striking. Hulk also can't blitz Kai if you think he is around Tai Lung in speed.

Apparently I’m the only person who doesn’t watch Kung Fu Panda lmfao but I’m pretty sure this boy ain’t hurting Hulk at all

@darkthunder: Shaking a mountain isn't the same as destroying one.

I think he destroyed it later during the part when he hit cap's shield, I might've to ask kk88

Really? That shockwave didn't even reach the later rows of trees, how would it have leveled the mountain?