John Wick Vs Beatrix (Kill Bill)

John Wick

Beatrix Kiddo (Kill Bill)

Rules

- Combatants are unarmed when the fight begins

- They must use the materials around them to win

- Win by Death

- Both characters are having a bad day (Super angry)

- Location: Bar *With one pencil on the end of the counter ;]*

The Bride probably curbstomps as far as stats and unarmed martial arts go. It can be said that John is smarter and he absolutely has a shot at tricking and catching her like Budd did.

I think John takes this by a smidge

Beatrix Kiddo. In hand to hand, she stomps. But if Wick had access to a gun, any gun, even a revolver with only one bullet, he'd win.

Beatrix wins in h2h. She's more skilled and can use pressure points.

Bumping this because this is a great thread.

Beatrix would stomp unarmed Wick.

H2H? The Bride, but Wick might give her some work (tho not too much work)

Beatrix beats the shit out of him in hand to hand.

They're in a Bar, if Wick gets behind the counter he's got a shotgun, 10/10.

Wick easily. Not even close.

Beatrix ftw. Why? Because she Is hot and wick is slow and fat.

Beatrix easily

Beatrix stomps

Beatrix plucks his eye out, Wick isn't doing anything if they start h2h, the skill and stat gap is too much.

This is probably the biggest mismatch I’ve ever seen.

After John Wick: Chapter 3, this is not a mismatch anymore. Kiddo still wins in H2H and sword fighting though.

Still Beatrix but after Parabellum John isn’t getting stomped, he makes her work for the win.

John beats Volume 1 Bride, probably loses to Volume 2 Bride.

Beatrix

Beatrix

Probably Beatrix although John can take a ton of punishment. If he can get his hand on that pencil or something else at the bar like a glass bottle he has a chance.

Beatrix. She has the toon force like Lucy Liu who talked with a partially decapitated head. John Wick's more realistic. He's like Wolverine. But Beatrix is a mini version of Chuck Norris.

Bumping this since it would be an amazing fight

Beatrix wins due to better strength feats and comparable h2h skill

Beatrix CURB STOMPS Jon h2h.

Kiddo is on a different level completely. Even armed I’m not sure if John Wick could pull off a win considering how quick and nimble Bea was against Karen, the hit woman wielding a double barrel. H2H isn’t even a discussion, Wick wouldn’t stand a chance.