@koays: ROFL!
*rings*
Jean:...Just let it go to voicemail, Jean.....
Voicemail: Hey, this is Jean! I am not in at the moment, but leave a message and I will call you back as soon as I can. *beep*
Emma: Oh, the poor dear must still be tired. Perhaps I can send her a new casket. I hear they have a sale for slaughtered beef by Diamond hands-“
Jean: What is it now, Emma?!!!
Emma: Oh, touchy. Since I have your attention, I’d like to give you some tips on how to use your telepathic powers properly. Listen closely because I made progress with you failure of a child and am sure you could use he same advice. Now-“
Jean: You KNOW WHAT?!!! I am ready! I don’t need half of my power levels to beat the likes of you. I barely have to think at all before I blow you off LIKE F****ING STORM AGAINST ANT-MAN ON A LEAF IN THE MIDDLE OF OCTOBER!!!!!!
Emma:.....Was it around Halloween time you realized that because I hear that’s when Zombies get a buy two-get-one free at the Brain in a Jar store. You could have really used one, but it might be worth your while to take advantage of their return policy because yours seems to be malfunctioning.
Jean: I SWEAR EMMA, I-
Scott: Oh, for god sake, why are you yelling Jean?!
Jean: *sigh* Nothing, Scott. Go back to sleep.
Scott: ....*grumbles*
Jean: Look Emma, I don’t have time for this. It’s late and I have a class to teach tomorrow, so if you don’t mind, this zombie needs some rest on her deathbed. I will have Storm take a rain check for that fight on the Astral Plane once I clear my schedule somewhere. Bye. *hangs up*
Emma:........*dials*
*rings*
Magneto: This is Magneto. Who calls?
Emma: Oh Magnus, a simple hello will suffice for introductions.
Magneto: Emma Frost! You have some gall, to contact me?!! The one who will send your straight to depths of he-
Emma: Yes, Yes, big scary villain. Grrrr. Listen, I’m in need of your services. You’ve killed Jean once, so I-
Magneto: EMMA! As much as I love to join your personal vendetta against the Grey child, I did not kill Miss Grey. Even if I did, I would not go on and do a favor for someone whom I loathe. And unlike you, I happen to like Miss Grey.
Emma: So, does everyone else on this godforsaken planet, yet the poor dear still ends up dead. She’s a walking zombie that’s need to be stopped.
Magneto:....I don’t know what nonsense you have in mind Emma, but you may disregard the notion that I would help you.
Emma: Even if I say please?
Magneto: Goodbye, Emma. *hangs up*
Emma: I guess I will have to go to make next best chance. *dial*
Cal: Hello, this Cal’s butcher shop. What would ya like?
Emma: Cal, darling, it’s Emma! Are you by chance in the cow poaching business still?
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