jean claude van damme vs steven seagal

Van Damme is not a real fighter, so Steven wins this.

Uhhh... I am a little bit skeptical about who makes better movies though... Van Damme's best movie would have to be Kickboxer...
As for Steven? Hard to Kill? Uuuuhh I go with Van Damme.

Van Damme get's more of the ladies, I'm sure.

They both can't act. Steven has the same face all the time. You can't understand a word he's saying; and Van Damme is just corny acting in general with a bit of a mix of french accent that makes it even more worst than it is.



Winner? Tie.

Wow . . . It's like a competition of who sucks more. Well I can't really pick the better actor, because they're the biggest failures of the cinematic world. As for fighting . . . I don't know if any of them can really fight, so I can't giveya an answer there.
Someone said Universal solider was an alright movie, so I geuss claude makes better movies.
I think Steven Segal is definitely the superior date rapist, so I geuss he gets moar the ladies.

Who wins overall? None, they both fail.

Which ever resturant is closest wins in the battle of the fat washed up actors. You will probably see these too on reality shows soon.

"Van Damme is not a real fighter, so Steven wins this.

Uhhh... I am a little bit skeptical about who makes better movies though... Van Damme's best movie would have to be Kickboxer...
As for Steven? Hard to Kill? Uuuuhh I go with Van Damme.

Van Damme get's more of the ladies, I'm sure.

They both can't act. Steven has the same face all the time. You can't understand a word he's saying; and Van Damme is just corny acting in general with a bit of a mix of french accent that makes it even more worst than it is.



Winner? Tie."

"Perfect Cell said:

"Van Damme is not a real fighter, so Steven wins this.

Uhhh... I am a little bit skeptical about who makes better movies though... Van Damme's best movie would have to be Kickboxer...
As for Steven? Hard to Kill? Uuuuhh I go with Van Damme.

Van Damme get's more of the ladies, I'm sure.

They both can't act. Steven has the same face all the time. You can't understand a word he's saying; and Van Damme is just corny acting in general with a bit of a mix of french accent that makes it even more worst than it is.



Winner? Tie."

What do you mean Van Damme isnt a real fighter ?  He had a Kickboxing record of 28-0.  So Van Damme is a Real Fighter... but I dont think he could beat Steven Seagal
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Steven Seagal would punish that pansy.

"King Saturn said:

"Perfect Cell said:

"Van Damme is not a real fighter, so Steven wins this.

Uhhh... I am a little bit skeptical about who makes better movies though... Van Damme's best movie would have to be Kickboxer...
As for Steven? Hard to Kill? Uuuuhh I go with Van Damme.

Van Damme get's more of the ladies, I'm sure.

They both can't act. Steven has the same face all the time. You can't understand a word he's saying; and Van Damme is just corny acting in general with a bit of a mix of french accent that makes it even more worst than it is.



Winner? Tie."

What do you mean Van Damme isnt a real fighter ?  He had a Kickboxing record of 28-0.  So Van Damme is a Real Fighter... but I dont think he could beat Steven Seagal
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Van Damme isn't a real fighter. He's a ballet artist turned gymnist. After several movies he developed Tai Kwan Do (not kickboxing) and eventually became a blackbelt. But the reason how he got there was becuase of fame. All the fighters he spared with didn't even want to hit him becuase he is a star.

Steven Seagal has like 30 + years of expieriece of Akido. In fact he was already a master before he even started making movies.
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Plus, none of van Damme's girls could ad up to Kelly Lebrock in her prime when Segal had her.

Segal was a better movie fighter and real life fighter

"Perfect Cell said:

"King Saturn said:

"Perfect Cell said:

"Van Damme is not a real fighter, so Steven wins this.

Uhhh... I am a little bit skeptical about who makes better movies though... Van Damme's best movie would have to be Kickboxer...
As for Steven? Hard to Kill? Uuuuhh I go with Van Damme.

Van Damme get's more of the ladies, I'm sure.

They both can't act. Steven has the same face all the time. You can't understand a word he's saying; and Van Damme is just corny acting in general with a bit of a mix of french accent that makes it even more worst than it is.



Winner? Tie."

What do you mean Van Damme isnt a real fighter ?  He had a Kickboxing record of 28-0.  So Van Damme is a Real Fighter... but I dont think he could beat Steven Seagal
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Van Damme isn't a real fighter. He's a ballet artist turned gymnist. After several movies he developed Tai Kwan Do (not kickboxing) and eventually became a blackbelt. But the reason how he got there was becuase of fame. All the fighters he spared with didn't even want to hit him becuase he is a star.

Steven Seagal has like 30 + years of expieriece of Akido. In fact he was already a master before he even started making movies.
"

Van Damme studied Shotokan Karate at a young age and competed in several Karate Tournaments where he established a Kickboxing or it could be a Karate Record of 28-0. Its true that Van Damme did study Ballet but he also studied Muay Thai and Tai Kwon Do in the process as well as Shotokan Karate... Van Damme was a real fighter. Look him up on Wikipedia or some other cited source you will see he had a Profeesional Fighting record
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though he does have that nut punch, and that was imortalized by johnny cage in mortal kombat.But i do believe seagal would win, and so would johnny cage even though he isnt real and was based off van damme, he at least was actually supposed to be one of the worlds greatest fighters

"King Saturn said:

"Perfect Cell said:

"King Saturn said:

"Perfect Cell said:

"Van Damme is not a real fighter, so Steven wins this.

Uhhh... I am a little bit skeptical about who makes better movies though... Van Damme's best movie would have to be Kickboxer...
As for Steven? Hard to Kill? Uuuuhh I go with Van Damme.

Van Damme get's more of the ladies, I'm sure.

They both can't act. Steven has the same face all the time. You can't understand a word he's saying; and Van Damme is just corny acting in general with a bit of a mix of french accent that makes it even more worst than it is.



Winner? Tie."

What do you mean Van Damme isnt a real fighter ?  He had a Kickboxing record of 28-0.  So Van Damme is a Real Fighter... but I dont think he could beat Steven Seagal
"

Van Damme isn't a real fighter. He's a ballet artist turned gymnist. After several movies he developed Tai Kwan Do (not kickboxing) and eventually became a blackbelt. But the reason how he got there was becuase of fame. All the fighters he spared with didn't even want to hit him becuase he is a star.

Steven Seagal has like 30 + years of expieriece of Akido. In fact he was already a master before he even started making movies.
"

Van Damme studied Shotokan Karate at a young age and competed in several Karate Tournaments where he established a Kickboxing or it could be a Karate Record of 28-0. Its true that Van Damme did study Ballet but he also studied Muay Thai and Tai Kwon Do in the process as well as Shotokan Karate... Van Damme was a real fighter. Look him up on Wikipedia or some other cited source you will see he had a Profeesional Fighting record
"

Sup Saturn, sorry to disagree, but its been proven Van Damme isn't legit.  There was a big article in Black Belt Magazine regarding his credentials and none could be proven.  He has never competed in any tournaments or held a belt or rank with any credible dojo's or practices, atleast in the beginning of his career.  Frank Dux (who is also a fake) taught Van Damme fight choreography for Blood Sport, and he got through the beginning of his career just from that.  He as a ballet dancer and sub par gymnast, he basically learned how to kick in front of the camera.

Steven Seagal on the other hand is legit.  He was one of, if not the first foreigner to open an Akido school in Japan.  He is a currently a 7th dan and has competed.  Seagal is for real, I don't care how fat he gets, he would destroy Van Damme.  Besides Van Damme got his ass whooped by Zito in a bar, Zito said he had a chin like a 13 year old girl.

Just look at the way Van Damme  throws punches in his movie, it's ridiculous.  He's been called out by Don the Dragon Wilson, Zito, and even Michael Jai White."

i like steven seagul movies bec. the way he acts is funny to me so i pick him for every category

I first thought that this was a discussion on who is the worst actor and i was kind of exited, now i lost all interes on it. :)


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