Jay & Silent Bob vs. Dale & Saul

That's right, folks - it's a battle of the Stoners!

The fight will not strictly be hand to hand, but be broken up into 4 categories

1.) Who would win in a car race?

2.) Who would win in a H2H fight?

3.) Who can sell more pot in a day?

4.) The ultimate Stoner challenge......who can smoke more weed in one sitting?

Jay and Silent bob godmurderroflslaughterstomp

@cf12793: Jay and SB are super heroes.

Mismatch

@homicidalmaniac:

They're more well known for being stoner icons, though, are they not?

1.) Who would win in a car race? Saul & Dale, obviously

2.) Who would win in a H2H fight? Jay & Silent Bob, sorry I mean blunt man and chronic.

3.) Who can sell more pot in a day? Santiago and Dunbar in a STOMP!

4.) The ultimate Stoner challenge......who can smoke more weed in one sitting? Saul solos, with his crossjoint and it's trifecta of joint smoking power.

I love this thread, 2 of my favorite movies.

jay and bob

@comic_book_fan: Dale and Saul wins

@fallschirmjager: Dale and Saul wins this

@allstarsuperman: Dale and Saul wins this one

@cf12793: Dale and Saul wins this one

@gameboy081: no way did saul and dale take down the easter bunny nope not to mention did saul and dale take on luke skywalker or go to the house of every internet troll and beat the crap out of them and even sent ghostface packing jay and silent bob would totally win this.

@comic_book_fan: No they won't Dale and Saul can take anything from them and have better advantages than them

@gameboy081: like what?

@comic_book_fan: Durability, Hand to Hand, and Better weapons

@gameboy081: better weapons true but they got those weapons from a friend who isn't here. but hand to hand jay and silent bob would destroy them they are far more willing to fight and have way more feats silent bob has force powers and if they are aloud to bring in there dealer friend with the guns then jay and silent bob can bring in justice and the chimp .

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1) Dale and Saul have a car. They win.

2) Jay and Silent Bob have actual fist fights and feats. They win.

3) Dale and Saul. Saul is appointed the only dealer of a specific kind of weed by a policitian (I think he was), meaning he has a broader range of people to sell to. They win.

4) Crossjoint for the win.

Dale and Saul 3/4, Jay and Silent Bob 1/4. Pineapple Express for the victory!

@comic_book_fan: Still Dale and Saul are victorious against them and have better advantages than them. The Winner is Dale and Saul

Bob solos. He utterly bitchslapped 2 angels with easy

@gameboy081: i just refuted the only advantage they have.

1.) Who would win in a car race? dale and saul

2.) Who would win in a H2H fight? jay and silent bob

3.) Who can sell more pot in a day? jay and silent bob if i remember dale and saul could make more money but jay and silent bob would sale more

4.) The ultimate Stoner challenge......who can smoke more weed in one sitting? jay and silent bob

@comic_book_fan: Dale and Saul are the real winners

@razielghoul: Saul solos

@gameboy081: troll

@comic_book_fan: Chicken

@gameboy081: iam not a chicken you're a turkey.https://youtu.be/e_GgUNF5sTA

@comic_book_fan: LOL you are a real chicken here

@comic_book_fan: @gameboy081: You both are flightless birds, deal with it.

QFT.

@king_majestros: No we are not silly goose you should deal with the real fact and mind your own business

Nah, son. It doesn't work that way. Flightless birds can't fly, and since you're so small, it says a lot about your other qualities. Teehee.

@king_majestros: I am smarter than you. Your very tiny bro and the Winners are Dale and Sale and you aren't helping at all buddy. FY

1. Highly doubtful, and obviously untrue. El em eff aye oh.

2. It's supposed to be written as, "You're very tiny, bro."

3. Duh? I even alluded to that in my previous two posts (I'm also Dude_On_A_Phone, as that account is me on my phone).

4. I helped plenty.

Now, stop taking things so serious and have fun with it. Which is what I thought we were doing until you became offended at something.

@king_majestros: But you started it and you were offended first. Also sorry can't take things seriously

Well, no. I started nothing. You and Comic_Book_Fan were going at it with jokes, and so I chimed in and said you were both flightless birds. It's called playing around. How does that make me offended? And, you did take it seriously. Why else would you be so defensive toward me? I think you should take a chill pill and relax.

@king_majestros: Nah I fine without chill pills and I relax a lot and I didn't understand what you meant by the bird thing you told us about sorry didn't know what you mean and man I take things seriously. Your kinda right I need a little break time.

@gameboy081: Everyone has those moments.

@king_majestros: Yep I just had my moments and yes my votes are on Dale and Saul because they are way better than you know and the FY I said to you means funny you if you know what I mean.

Pineapple Express wins

@ultimate-man: in no way jay and bob win the challenges and is the better movie by far.

@comic_book_fan: That's right Jay and Bob doesn't stand a chance against Pineapple Express team

@ultimate-man: oh your that guy from a month ago never mind

@comic_book_fan: No I am not whoever you think I am and man can you just let other people have their own opinions

@ultimate-man: then put your opinion on the discussion forum if you don't want people to argue with you because thats the point of the vs board your share your opinion i share mine then we argue about it until either you make me change my opinion i make you change yours or we get so tired from talking about it we both just move on to the next one and repeat..

@comic_book_fan: It's my opinion and I have already chosen Pineapple Express winning this fight and can you keep your opinion to yourself please

@ultimate-man: lol no i really can't you can ask anyone i think is a medical condition.

@comic_book_fan: Nah

Jay and Silent Bob FTW