Jason Voorhees vs Conan the Barbarian

V.S.

Okay, so Conan, with nothing but his sword, is transported to Camp crystal Lake circa 1988. When he arrives, he almost immediately has relations with a camper. That night, however, something comes to punish him for his transgression.....

Jason stomps

So Conan is unprepared, while Jason comes to kill him?.....Seeing as he had relations with a camper, I would assume he would be in bed sleeping?

Conan doesn't sleep like normal people, as stated in Red Nails

She sat up, rubbing her eyes. Conan squatted beside the cactus, cutting off the thick pears and dexterously twitching out the spikes.

"You didn't awake me," she accused. "You let me sleep all night!"

"You were tired," he answered. "Your posterior must have been sore, too, after that long ride. You pirates aren't used to horseback."

"What about yourself?" she retorted.

"I was a kozak before I was a pirate," he answered. "They live in the saddle. I snatch naps like a panther watching beside the trail for a deer to come by. My ears keep watch while my eyes sleep."

why do you say that?

@betatesthighlander1: I get that, but he still sleeps yes? Though Jason doesn't make any real noise, so hearing him...not gonna work.

@wolfrazer: eh, Jason makes at least a little noise

and Conan takes catnaps, so Jason won't be able to know if he's asleep or awake

Conan won't be able to put him down, that's why. Jason'll just tank a few of Conan's "peak human" slashes and then decap him with either a machete or his fists.

real world Freddy was able to chop up Jason with nothing but finger claws

I think Conan could manage with a broadsword

real world Freddy was able to chop up Jason with nothing but finger claws

I think Conan could manage with a broadsword

@betatesthighlander1: Freddy didn't really chop up anything on Jason with his claws, he just stabbed him a bunch of times and made some slashes but that didn't really do much of anything. Though is that what Conan has? A broadsword? Aren't those stabbing weapons?

"broadsword" is a relatively vague term

Conan usuallt uses something like this

it can be used for slashing, stabbing, chopping, smashing(with the pommel), parrying; the whole nine yards

@betatesthighlander1: Ahh...alright, is there anything particularly special about it or is it just a sword that can do all the stuff? Don't remember much of Conan. XD

@wolfrazer: he one time had a sword that could kill demons

only once really

@betatesthighlander1: But I guess that he doesn't here, otherwise that would be one sided. But eh...at any rate, if Jason can get him before he has time to actually get outta the bed win. Though if Conan is awake and aware then....not entirely sure how he would keep Jason down, I mean Jason isn't gonna stand there and pretty sure one punch would send Conan flying. He really just seems to take blows and when the opportunity presents itself he attacks, Jason has done that actually a few times.

Just saw in X, a marine was fighting him H2H and tanked all his blows before just slapped him away and killing him.

@wolfrazer: yeah, but Conan is a lot tougher than a given marine

True, just pointing it out though he is a tank. At any rate, I see Jason winning this on the grounds...I don't see Conan being able to take him down. His sword...may help, but a couple of slashes and stabs later he is gonna realize that this guy isn't human and by that time he will probably be too late.

Conan has beaten plenty of nonhumans, Frost Giants, intelligent giant apes, carnivorous giant apes, Devils, Gods incarnated in Iron shells.....

If Jason gets the drop on him then maybe he can take out Conan, but you seem to think Conan is human. Conan looks human (kind of) and is described as human but he does things no human can do. If you take movies as canon than Conan once killed a god, a destroyer of worlds with his BARE HANDS! (Granted he finished it off with a weapon but it was already beaten) Conan is probably a strong as Jason and nearly as hard to kill. He's taken extreme physical abuse that would kill normal men and in his first appearance shook off a magical killing curse with sheer will.(And this wasn't any punk-ass Avada Kedavra either) Not only is he a physical specimen far above anything any real person could hope to become he's also likely the greatest warrior in all of Hyboria, which is full of warriors. Jason has been beaten by teenage girls, Conan has beaten gods. Conan all the way.

Conan kills him

Conan has fought many a monster larger, stronger than jason, Jason is the master at what he does, but Jason has actually been bested by unskilled college age kids before, i think Conan is far superior in all ways combat, and would remove more than a couple limbs from Jason during any type of fight.

Conan wins and I think sadly it might be far easier than we'd all hope.

he can't

Jason puts a machete in his chest

@elderskaar: If Jason decapitated, he can't exactly do much, right?

he would place himself together again like he has done before. Conan might not even know that Jason is immortal and make some mistake.

Conan

spite

Conan beats Jason to a bloody pulp, even unprepared Conan wins. Conan wins with or without weapons

It's a good fight, but I think Conan is a bit stronger than Jason. That 1 handed machete will do practically nothing against that 2 handed greatsword.

@elderskaar: Except that it takes him a while to get peiced together again

Is it the sexy Schwarzenegger version?

@comicstooge: probably

Yeah... as we learned in Friday the 13th number 9, only Jason's blood relative can permanently put him down. This is a no win for Conan.

@jdalsim: If he hacks him up to the point where Jason can't fight, that counts as incap

Jason gets hacked to pieces, Conan is arguably just as strong, is faster, more skilled, is more agile and has literally every advantage. On top of that he's faced far worse than Jason, monsters, sorcerers, demons and more Conan has faced and defeated them all.

Are your kidding me?!? Conan über stomps this halfwit. Jason shows no skill or finesse. Besides his vast knowledge of the Manhattan sewer system he has nothing on Conan.

@bane_of_sith: Bingo

@paragonnate: how this isn't marked as spite is beyond me. It wouldn't even be close....AT ALL.

@bane_of_sith: Apparently if Jason is decapitated or chopped to pieces it doesn't count as a win because "he'll just come back". Despite the fact that, to my knowledge at least, Jason hasn't come back without outside help. Or at least if he has it took him a very long time.

@bad_people: This is a respect Thread of Conan I made on Reddit a while back, and cannot post to CV now on account of having too many images. You can find some really concrete feats here.

If Conan has his sword he wins.

@bane_of_sith: @paragonnate: @vashtanerada88: @vashtanerada88: For some concrete feats, look Here

Didn't see OP say that was a means of winning, but yeah, if it is. Otherwise, Jason keeps coming back, until he wins.

Jason's mom is the only "outside help" he needs. She calls to him, wakes him up, or possesses someone to dig him up/free him. The Dr. was compelled to bite into his heart, in Jason goes to Hell, so we know there is some sort of possession feat, taking place, here.

If this is a straight up " to the death" match, it's spite against Conan. There's but one way he can win; bang every bitch he can, hope one is related to Jason and becomes pregnant, has a boy, names it Conan and sends it to hunt it's father's killer.

Obviously Jason can't die, so Conan incapacitating Jason (by cutting him into pieces) will suffice as a victory.

jason rips conans spin out and beats conans body with the head on spine

@jdalsim: yeah, no, this is to incap. of course

People tend to overrate Jason, even barehanded Conan would godstomp Jason

I mean Jason is strong & all but Conan is much, much stronger & way better with his sword than Jason is with his machete.

Conan's got this. He's brought down beasts and monsters more fierce than Jason while drunk and having just had 'relations' with a wench before. This is right in his wheelhouse.