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#1 Posted by Sling Shot (3859 posts) - - Show Bio

BOurne wins

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#2 Posted by Sling Shot (3859 posts) - - Show Bio

Everyone agrees....can't say that I am suprised. It is pretty obvious.

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#3 Posted by Forever (4313 posts) - - Show Bio

I didnt catch the last movie Sling, but the first two dont make me lean Bourne's way. Why do you think Bourne can take him?

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#4 Posted by batfan1939 (402 posts) - - Show Bio

This would depend on what batman's wearing. Just how protected is he against blows? In his fullest suit? Batman would win this slowly but surely. In his average suit? In a Bourne-esque environment? I hate to say this, but Bourne might use too many knives and random blunt weapons. He killed Desh with a towel, for crying out loud!
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#5 Edited by Red_Blade (2433 posts) - - Show Bio

  @batfan1939 said:

" This would depend on what batman's wearing. Just how protected is he against blows? In his fullest suit? Batman would win this slowly but surely. In his average suit? In a Bourne-esque environment? I hate to say this, but Bourne might use too many knives and random blunt weapons. He killed Desh with a towel, for crying out loud! "


The thing is most of the guys Jason took out were no name agents and nobodies with no skill or ability.
 
 
If this is the movie version I can see Bourne winning
 
The Animated or Comic version of Bats would take out ten Bournes with ease though
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#6 Posted by Spike 335 (396 posts) - - Show Bio

@Red_Blade:
 no name agents?

 
they were trained assasins

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#7 Posted by rdskns4eva (204 posts) - - Show Bio

Movie Bourne vs Movie Batman would be a good fight but I think Bourne wins pretty easy...hes just that bad ass. Novel Bourne vs Comic Batman is a curb stomp for Batman.

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#8 Posted by XMen1963 (536 posts) - - Show Bio

Bourne

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#9 Posted by Typhion (660 posts) - - Show Bio

@rdskns4eva said:

Movie Bourne vs Movie Batman would be a good fight but I think Bourne wins pretty easy...hes just that bad ass. Novel Bourne vs Comic Batman is a curb stomp for Batman.

This guy gets it. Loved the Bourne novels though.

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#10 Posted by Nefarious (33521 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman.

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#11 Posted by The Stegman (36933 posts) - - Show Bio

Comic Batman>>>>>>Bourne>>Movie Batman

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#12 Posted by menaceforever (3865 posts) - - Show Bio

Bourne takes this if he fights smart.

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#13 Posted by ImmortalOne (4064 posts) - - Show Bio

What the heck is up with JAson BOurne and BAtman?

Anyways, assuming this is comic Batman, he wins.

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#14 Posted by TERMINATOR1000 (1196 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman stomps

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#15 Posted by XMen1963 (536 posts) - - Show Bio

@TERMINATOR1000 said:

Batman stomps

No. Just no. Bourne beats movie Batman and barley loses to comic Batman.

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#16 Posted by tg1982 (2832 posts) - - Show Bio

Movies? Bourne

Comics/Novels? Do we really need to debate this?

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#17 Posted by XMen1963 (536 posts) - - Show Bio

@berrymunster said:

@XMen1963 said:

@TERMINATOR1000 said:

Batman stomps

No. Just no. Bourne beats movie Batman and barley loses to comic Batman.

uh try again, unless bourne can run up walls, dodge bullets and kick down steel doors, against comic batman or any comic character bourne would get murdered. even if you put him up against a C lister like punisher, bourne would be dead in seconds

I can't tell if you're trolling. If your not, then you don't know who Jason Bourne is.

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#18 Posted by KainScion (2991 posts) - - Show Bio

@berrymunster said:

@XMen1963 said:

@berrymunster said:

@XMen1963 said:

@TERMINATOR1000 said:

Batman stomps

No. Just no. Bourne beats movie Batman and barley loses to comic Batman.

uh try again, unless bourne can run up walls, dodge bullets and kick down steel doors, against comic batman or any comic character bourne would get murdered. even if you put him up against a C lister like punisher, bourne would be dead in seconds

I can't tell if you're trolling. If your not, then you don't know who Jason Bourne is.

AGAIN, Can Bourne, run up walls, dodge bullets, or kick down steel doors? No..he has never done any of these things or anything of these caliber because he is a REALISTIC character and cannot CONTEND with UNREALISTIC characters

Very simple concept, even if I was trolling, I'm still much more knowledgable then you are, instead of accusing others, make a case. Defend your stance, although you won't be able to, if you just try and people might actually have a wee bit of respect for you.

spoken like a true troll

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#19 Posted by KainScion (2991 posts) - - Show Bio

@fornicatetheuser: wow. somebody mad

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#20 Posted by KainScion (2991 posts) - - Show Bio

@fornicatetheuser: we wont be seeing you for a year? AWESOME!! i wish all trolls were this nice.

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#21 Posted by hulkbuster94 (917 posts) - - Show Bio

as i have already put on other pages bourne wins he uses pens mini coopers books magazines as weapons he takes people down on his own level while bales batman got owned by bane who bourne would kill in a 5 min fight believe me make an argument agains't me if you wish :)

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#22 Edited by ImmortalOne (4064 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman, easily. When was the last time Bourne dodged bullets, mastered 127 forms of martial arts, had a vast knowledge of pressure point techniques, smashed through concrete and steel structures, or lifted 1,000 pounds?

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#23 Edited by hulkbuster94 (917 posts) - - Show Bio

well immortal one i seen a scan where batman couldn't even lift 600 pounds..... i dont have but i seen it on another battle forum but i do know if this is movie versions bourne stomps if novel and comics then batman wins i have read the bourne novels seen the movies i know some things about batman and bourne dodged bullets did yuo not watch ultimatum where he tanked a bullet in the shoulder and beat down a good number of officers from russian police..... also the desh feat is worth noting desh is what bourne was like when he was younger and he stomped his ass

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#24 Posted by Daddy_Cool_Dude (354 posts) - - Show Bio

Bourne wins and you lose.

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#25 Edited by _Cerberus_ (3446 posts) - - Show Bio

Who the hell is JAson BOurne and BAtman?

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#26 Posted by Dratini1331 (7916 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman, easily. When was the last time Bourne dodged bullets, mastered 127 forms of martial arts, had a vast knowledge of pressure point techniques, smashed through concrete and steel structures, or lifted 1,000 pounds?

1) I thought it was "all martial arts" not just 127? I thought it was 127 lethal ones is how he makes his fighting style.

2) Pressure points would not work on Bourne the way they do on Batman Villains. Bourne is modeled on real humans, so his pressure points react that way. Most of Batman's pressure points achieve effects that are impossible to do on real people. Same thing with Tae Li from Avatar: TLAB.

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#27 Posted by _Cerberus_ (3446 posts) - - Show Bio

@immortalone said:

Batman, easily. When was the last time Bourne dodged bullets, mastered 127 forms of martial arts, had a vast knowledge of pressure point techniques, smashed through concrete and steel structures, or lifted 1,000 pounds?

1) I thought it was "all martial arts" not just 127? I thought it was 127 lethal ones is how he makes his fighting style.

2) Pressure points would not work on Bourne the way they do on Batman Villains. Bourne is modeled on real humans, so his pressure points react that way. Most of Batman's pressure points achieve effects that are impossible to do on real people. Same thing with Tae Li from Avatar: TLAB.

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#28 Posted by ImmortalOne (4064 posts) - - Show Bio

@dratini1331 said:

@immortalone said:

Batman, easily. When was the last time Bourne dodged bullets, mastered 127 forms of martial arts, had a vast knowledge of pressure point techniques, smashed through concrete and steel structures, or lifted 1,000 pounds?

1) I thought it was "all martial arts" not just 127? I thought it was 127 lethal ones is how he makes his fighting style.

2) Pressure points would not work on Bourne the way they do on Batman Villains. Bourne is modeled on real humans, so his pressure points react that way. Most of Batman's pressure points achieve effects that are impossible to do on real people. Same thing with Tae Li from Avatar: TLAB.

...That's kind of ridiculous actually. Batman does not use modified pressure points on his villains or anything. He's even used pressure point attacks on common human mooks, if you want more evidence.

What you're saying is equivalent to "Batman's a comic book character, and comics are different than movies, so Batman and Bourne would just phase through each other."

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#29 Edited by sandiego008 (3411 posts) - - Show Bio

Movie version bourne easily, comic/novel version batman easily.

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#30 Posted by Dratini1331 (7916 posts) - - Show Bio

@immortalone: That's not what I'm saying. What I'm saying is that nerve strikes on humans in comics get different results than they would on a real person.

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#31 Posted by ImmortalOne (4064 posts) - - Show Bio

@dratini1331 said:

@immortalone: That's not what I'm saying. What I'm saying is that nerve strikes on humans in comics get different results than they would on a real person.

That doesn't mean it's completely null. Pressure point strikes are pressure point strikes. You have to adjust it through mediums, but you can't just say that it wouldn't work since it's portrayed differently in comics.

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#32 Edited by Dratini1331 (7916 posts) - - Show Bio

@immortalone: They wouldn't have the same desired effects. I didn't say it wouldn't do anything, just that they do not act like the do in comics. They simply would affect Bourne as Bourne, rather than as Batman has them.

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#33 Edited by Riktoshi (3 posts) - - Show Bio

@dratini1331 said:

@immortalone: They wouldn't have the same desired effects. I didn't say it wouldn't do anything, just that they do not act like the do in comics. They simply would affect Bourne as Bourne, rather than as Batman has them.

Kind of a silly argument. Pressure points have never worked like that because in real life no one has an inhuman mastery of martial arts and pressure point combat that Batman has. So it's not a fair comparison.

That said, it doesn't matter anyway. Most if not all comic book fighters would kill Bourne in the span of 5 seconds so this entire thread is silly. Even without pressure points Bruce could pretty much cripple Bourne with one hit.

well immortal one i seen a scan where batman couldn't even lift 600 pounds..... i dont have but i seen it on another battle forum but i do know if this is movie versions bourne stomps if novel and comics then batman wins i have read the bourne novels seen the movies i know some things about batman and bourne dodged bullets did yuo not watch ultimatum where he tanked a bullet in the shoulder and beat down a good number of officers from russian police..... also the desh feat is worth noting desh is what bourne was like when he was younger and he stomped his ass

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#34 Edited by PantyPolice (779 posts) - - Show Bio

Comic Batman would destroy Bourne no matter what.

It's not even a fight.

Nolan Batman is fodder though.

A 12 year old Dick Grayson would stomp the 10 Jason Bournes.

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That last one of the arms breaking is versus a guy who is wearing a power suit that is used to give you superhuman levels of strength.

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#36 Posted by Ajax24601 (359 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman, if he's out saving the night, or if he has prep. In a random encounter, if Bourne were to try to assassinate Bruce Wayne, I'm not sure. Bruce is an expert of all martial arts, but that doesn't always guarantee a win. Wolverine, for example, was taken out by Daredevil (among many others) despite Wolverine having around 50 years worth of more training. Bourne (in Bourne Sanction), was able to kill Arkadain despite the latter's greater experience with the Germans, and the KGB. He was able to take on Fadi and Carlos the Jackal-both of who were like batman in that they were world renowned in skill, yet their skills were deemed unbelievable by those in the field. Killing multiple assassins and agents is one thing. Batman does this. What he doesn't do is take on world-renowned terrorists and handle National affairs...while suffering from Retrograde Amnesia. Using lethal action was never Batman's style anyway. Wayne is great at melee combat, but give Bourne a ranged weapon (like the L-96A1 he got) and I'm not sure what Bats will do. Bats isn't really a lateral thinker...not the way Bourne is. Batman will still win the fight say 8/10 times, but it's, by no means a curbstomp.

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#37 Posted by Frisky4 (9216 posts) - - Show Bio

@pantypolice: Haha, name.

Anyway: Learn up, sons

Batman wins.

A well trained assassin? I'm sure Batman has never fought one of those.

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#38 Edited by TheFlippingGrayson (54 posts) - - Show Bio

Movie Bourne vs Movie Batman would be a good fight but I think Bourne wins pretty easy...hes just that bad ass. Novel Bourne vs Comic Batman is a curb stomp for Batman.

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#39 Edited by PantyPolice (779 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman stomps no matter the version if he's the comic version.

The Arkham version should be able to win too (video game series)

Nolan Batman is more or less a chump who I could beat.

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#40 Posted by Dewin50 (1449 posts) - - Show Bio

Movie Batman loses, Comic batman Stomps

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#41 Posted by reaverlation (22468 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman slaughters

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#42 Posted by CosmicOrochi (571 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman wins.. he's a super soldier version of Bourne.

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#43 Edited by SilverPool (4498 posts) - - Show Bio

...why the hell would he have any problem fighting movie Jason Bourne? Bourne gets absolutely crushed. Probably one shotted if he's against Comic Batman. Incessantly Lowballed Batman (aka movie Batman) barely gets by with a severe a$$ beating.

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#44 Posted by DarthAznable (16864 posts) - - Show Bio

Lol OP was awesome.

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#45 Posted by andthenifarted (1 posts) - - Show Bio

The reality is that Christopher Nolan's Batman played by Christian bale is WAY weaker and slower than the comic book Batman. If you watch all of the movie you will see that he definitely can't lift a thousand pounds and he probably doesn't know 127 different martial arts. Jason Bourne would completely destroy Christian Bsles batman. It has less to do with the characters themselves and more to do with the way the fight scenes are made. The comic book batman would definitely beat Jason Bourne. Why? Because it's a COMIC BOOK. It is a lot less realistic than the Bourne movies.

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#46 Posted by WolverineIsTOAA (1726 posts) - - Show Bio

Botmon won this

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#47 Posted by just_banter (9846 posts) - - Show Bio

Bat-kick.

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#48 Edited by batman176 (1 posts) - - Show Bio

Nolan's batman would lose. Comic's batman would stomp. Batman from the arkham series would stomp. Affleck's batman would probably stomp as well, but i cant talk too much because other than the warehouse scene from BvS we dont have much material to go on. But that scene alone shows Affleck's batman would probably win, even tough he did got hit it was because he became distracted while breaking the arm of a thug. Either way, the fact he got stabbed and kept going like nothing happened just shows how badass he is and how much damage he can take. Then there's the whole 127 martial arts, peak human reaction times and such.