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#1 Posted by King Saturn (223006 posts) - - Show Bio

                 VS

Who wins in an all out fight in a warehouse and both of them are armed with handguns ?

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#2 Posted by Chameleone (8465 posts) - - Show Bio

Bauer killed a guy by biting out his jugular.

Nuff said

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#3 Posted by Alexander Anderson (4306 posts) - - Show Bio

For a second I thought the battle was Jack Bauer vs. John McCain...that would have been hilarious.

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#4 Posted by King Saturn (223006 posts) - - Show Bio

chameleone says:

"Bauer killed a guy by biting out his jugular. Nuff said"

Hmm... intersting. Didnt see Jack do that. But I know he has done some crazy stuff before. But I wouldny coulnt McClain out so easily. He has done some crazy things in the Die Hard trilogy too.

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#5 Posted by King Saturn (223006 posts) - - Show Bio

Alexander Anderson says:

"For a second I thought the battle was Jack Bauer vs. John McCain...that would have been hilarious."

Damn ! I should have done that !

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#6 Posted by DragonGateAcer (5463 posts) - - Show Bio

gotta go with john always in the wrong place at the wrong time yet always survives and in a tank top and if thats not enough theres the catchphrase and thats why mr mclane wins.

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#7 Posted by Stebes101 (1 posts) - - Show Bio

Jack Bauer knows the last didget of pie.

Jack Bauer can divide by zero.

Jack Bauer counted to infinity.

Twice.

Jack Bauer grinds his coffee with his teeth and then boils the water with his own rage.

Jack Bauer will KICK JOHN MCLAIN'S SCRAWNY BUTT!

But JM is still cool.

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#8 Edited by john mclaine (10 posts) - - Show Bio

me by a 3 bilion mile long shot

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#9 Edited by Korg (11351 posts) - - Show Bio
Stebes101 said:
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Jack Bauer knows the last didget of pie.

Jack Bauer can divide by zero.

Jack Bauer counted to infinity.

Twice.

Jack Bauer grinds his coffee with his teeth and then boils the water with his own rage.

Jack Bauer will KICK JOHN MCLAIN'S SCRAWNY BUTT!

But JM is still cool.

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Wow. As if I didn't dislike Jack Bauer enough, now you're subbing him for Chuck Norris... McClane takes Bauer out. Awesome movies > Crappy TV series.



john mclaine said:
"me by a 3 bilion mile long shot"
You can't even spell your own name.
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#10 Posted by King Saturn (223006 posts) - - Show Bio
Holy Crap  !  I totally forgot about this thread

lol
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#11 Posted by Perfect Cell (3719 posts) - - Show Bio

Jack Buer is in the movie MIRRORS.

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#12 Posted by Hedatary (3820 posts) - - Show Bio

Jack is going down.

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#13 Posted by King Saturn (223006 posts) - - Show Bio
Well it seems McClain has got a few votes here
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#14 Posted by oldmagic (5265 posts) - - Show Bio
King Saturn said:
"Well it seems McClain has got a few votes here
"
he's a survivor. Hell, he survived a jet that kept bombing at him with missiles while he is in a truck. How the fck do you not get hit like that?!
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#15 Posted by King Saturn (223006 posts) - - Show Bio
oldmagic said:
"King Saturn said:
"Well it seems McClain has got a few votes here
"
he's a survivor. Hell, he survived a jet that kept bombing at him with missiles while he is in a truck. How the fck do you not get hit like that?!"
Ha Ha Ha  !
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#16 Posted by lionheart (1208 posts) - - Show Bio

john mclaine will find a way to win. he always does.

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#17 Posted by oldmagic (5265 posts) - - Show Bio
lionheart said:
"john mclaine will find a way to win. he always does."
This guy's got the same luck as MC. 
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#18 Posted by King Saturn (223006 posts) - - Show Bio
oldmagic said:
"lionheart said:
"john mclaine will find a way to win. he always does."
This guy's got the same luck as MC. 
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LOL

No Doubt
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#19 Posted by Perfect Cell (3719 posts) - - Show Bio

John Mclain vs John McCain.

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#20 Posted by King Saturn (223006 posts) - - Show Bio
Perfect Cell said:
"John Mclain vs John McCain."
Ha Ha Ha  !

That would be Crazy
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#21 Posted by Perfect Cell (3719 posts) - - Show Bio
King Saturn said:
"Perfect Cell said:
"John Mclain vs John McCain."
Ha Ha Ha  !

That would be Crazy
"

LOL.. It's up to the people if they certainly trust Bruce Willis. ;)
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#22 Edited by King Saturn (223006 posts) - - Show Bio
Perfect Cell said:
"King Saturn said:
"Perfect Cell said:
"John Mclain vs John McCain."
Ha Ha Ha  !

That would be Crazy
"

LOL.. It's up to the people if they certainly trust Bruce Willis. ;)
"
I believe the people will have faith in Bruce Willis judgement

lol
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#23 Posted by T.J. Magnum (25922 posts) - - Show Bio

it take jack 24 hours to throw a punch

john wins................then chuck norris roundhouse kicks him in the face

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#24 Posted by King Saturn (223006 posts) - - Show Bio
T.J. Magnum said:
"it take jack 24 hours to throw a punch

john wins................then chuck norris roundhouse kicks him in the face"
Ha Ha Ha  !

Whoa Nelly...
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#25 Posted by Swagga Boy (3737 posts) - - Show Bio

Maclain easy!