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Poll Itachi is coming for you, you have 2 options (50 votes)

Call 911 6%
Call Batman 94%

You're just an average Viner,

Itachi's back from dead, aim for your head

Energy equalized

ETA: 15 minutes

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Call batman to nuke his ass.

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Call Kakashi.

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Call his family........

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I'll just feast on a big taco meal. I dare anyone try to do shit to me after i let out winds of destruction. Breathing it in will fuck up his mind worse than any genjutsu can in the world.

I don't even need almighty Batman for this.

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#5  Edited By stormshadow_x

You face a god of the vine Son of Uchiha, turn back or face the wrath of a thousand nerds in ways you will find most uncomfortable

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Its no use. We dead

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Batman with the Mobius chair stomps Itachi.

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The only 2 options I have is either die slowly or die quickly, is the Solo King, wtf I'm suppose to do ?

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Call batman to nuke his ass.

Sasuke already tried that with kirin, it didn't work out too well.

Call Kakashi.

You mean the same Kakashi that Itachi already fodderized?

Call his family........

Lol. The same family he already killed barring Sasuke?

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Call Danzo

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Should've gave some better options.

Nothing to do but wait to be killed.

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@oraculi said:

Batman with the Mobius chair stomps Itachi.

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Of course I'm calling the goddamn Batman.

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Doesn't matter who I call, Solo King solos again!

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Batman is irrelevant without prep when fighting soemone like Itachi. Cops all get Genjutsu'd. He kills me.

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#16  Edited By Undre

Call the air force

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#17  Edited By kasya_carey

Call Batman tell him about itachi powers. He then call MMH or Maxima to tp him

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@jko1 said:

You mean the same Kakashi that Itachi already fodderized?

Nah, the kakashi that he was forced to use his best technique on then immediately fled due to fatigue.

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@kasya_carey: Batman is not permitted to call for further assistance. He must face Itachi alone

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There is only one solution to how you survive, you gotta call fucking Chuck Norris

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@jko1 said:

You mean the same Kakashi that Itachi already fodderized?

Nah, the kakashi that he was forced to use his best technique on then immediately fled due to fatigue.

1. Tsukiyomi isn't his best technique

2. He was clearly beating him B4 that and he didn't flee sue to fatigue. He simply didn't want to attract too much attention. He didn't even think of leaving till guy came

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I'm stealing Batman's Hellbat armor.

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Why would anyone call 911?

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1. Tsukiyomi isn't his best technique

Being that it is more taxing than both Susanoo and Amaterasu, then coupled with the fact that Genjutsu is the reason he's so dangerous and this happens to be his strongest without Shisui's eye. It is most certainly his strongest technique.

2. He was clearly beating him B4 that and he didn't flee sue to fatigue.

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Kakashi nothing his stamina lost afterwards:

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Cool story.

He simply didn't want to attract too much attention. He didn't even think of leaving till guy came

Laughable. He talks about it even before he uses Tsukuyomi.

Kakashi didnt even use Raikiri against itatchi and was otherwise jobbing tbh. Itatchi would probably stomp obito though.

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Batman jumps in the hellbat armor and curbstomps itachi

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Batman jumps in the hellbat armor and curbstomps itachi

This

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Call all my favors in, buy this man a truckload of pocky, and hopefully live.

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@jko1 said:
@blackwizzard17 said:

Call batman to nuke his ass.

Sasuke already tried that with kirin, it didn't work out too well.

@braindrain said:

Call Kakashi.

You mean the same Kakashi that Itachi already fodderized?

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Call his family........

Lol. The same family he already killed barring Sasuke?

I dont think he ment part 1 kakashi, he prob ment DMS kakashi, who fodderizes itachi.

Current sasuke would blitz itachi's head off before he even knew what happened. Itachi cant even do anything to sasuke now.

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@mr-otaku: Ah, the infamous taco bomb.

You could also try it with sauerkraut

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OT: I would call Aunt May

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Call Wendy.

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An average viner doesn't need help to beat Itachi.

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Call Speedwagon

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#41  Edited By Itachus17

Meh, i call Mysterio from the MCU i guess XD.

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Itachi wouldn't have the balls to look me in the eyes.

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Guys...

Average Viners are planet busters with relativistic+ speed on average.

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@jashro44 said:

An average viner doesn't need help to beat Itachi.

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#45  Edited By MrViking

Call Invictus.

No Planet , No problem .

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Call Batman because he has other superheroes on speed dial.

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@mainjp: Speak for yourself, I gained a new speed and AP feat last chapter.

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Well i probably die either way, but better call Batman than police.

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I automatically win.