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#1 Posted by Cosmic Mancer (261 posts) - - Show Bio

who?

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#2 Posted by Methos (40531 posts) - - Show Bio

Samus

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#3 Posted by Vrakmul (23829 posts) - - Show Bio

Samus turns Iron man into spare parts. That hyper beam is not to be messed with.

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#4 Posted by Vrakmul (23829 posts) - - Show Bio

Oh and one screw attack and iron man is iron shreds.

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#5 Posted by Donnieman v5.1 (44210 posts) - - Show Bio

This has been done and Samus wins

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#6 Posted by Sparda (15794 posts) - - Show Bio

Samus FTW. If she couldn't fly, I would say IM, but she can fly, so she wins. Her abilities are just too much for IM.

But after she beats him he offers her a job :D

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#7 Posted by Dormammu (1278 posts) - - Show Bio

Iron Man wins. I dont see how every one thinks Samus could beat Iron Man. Iron Man is super fast can go faster than Mach 8, super strong can lift about 90 tons, super resistant to damage in his power suit, and he has super human reflexes due to his suit being directly linked to his nervous system. Iron Man also has a bunch of lasers, pulse beams, concussive attacks, the unibeam etc. Iron Man has also been trained in combat and he's a genious. He wins.

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#8 Posted by Vrakmul (23829 posts) - - Show Bio

Samus' phazon beam would instantly kill iron man as it is ridiculously powerful. The nova beam would ignore Iron man's suit and go straight to his body killing him forever. And the wave beam would short circuit iron man's suit due to it's electrical compisistion. Plus samus is a woman, Women>men get over it. The plasma beam would instantly turn Iron man into a pile of slag and ashes. Samus has destroyed entire planets to get a bounty. Direct attacks fail. Yet the space pirates always forget that. And the ice beam would freeze iron man. And all she'd have to do is shoot one missile and iron man's a bunch of shattered pieces. And the grapple lasso would rip off iron man's suit and then leave him open to a pummeling. Plus the annhialator beam is homing and is made of light and dark energy as well as matter anti matter. The most powerful energy other than phazon energy itself. Well in the metroid universe. Did I mention that the Phazon beam would instantly kill Iron man?
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#9 Posted by Vrakmul (23829 posts) - - Show Bio

And Iron man's a douchebag. He deserves to die.

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#10 Posted by Sparda (15794 posts) - - Show Bio

Dreadnaught says:

"Samus' phazon beam would instantly kill iron man as it is ridiculously powerful. The nova beam would ignore Iron man's suit and go straight to his body killing him forever. And the wave beam would short circuit iron man's suit due to it's electrical compisistion. Plus samus is a woman, Women>men get over it. The plasma beam would instantly turn Iron man into a pile of slag and ashes. Samus has destroyed entire planets to get a bounty. Direct attacks fail. Yet the space pirates always forget that. And the ice beam would freeze iron man. And all she'd have to do is shoot one missile and iron man's a bunch of shattered pieces. And the grapple lasso would rip off iron man's suit and then leave him open to a pummeling. Plus the annhialator beam is homing and is made of light and dark energy as well as matter anti matter. The most powerful energy other than phazon energy itself. Well in the metroid universe. Did I mention that the Phazon beam would instantly kill Iron man?
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Post Edited:2007-09-23 15:49:35"

Yeah, that's pretty much why she wins. Let's not get into Dark/Lightbursts and Sonicbooms here people.....

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#11 Posted by Heart of Infinity (1087 posts) - - Show Bio

ok come on stop putting Samus up with people that make it look like a one sided fist fight

it may as well be Samus punching the baby in the carriage

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#12 Posted by Vrakmul (23829 posts) - - Show Bio

Dormammu says:

"Iron Man wins. I dont see how every one thinks Samus could beat Iron Man. Iron Man is super fast can go faster than Mach 8, super strong can lift about 90 tons, super resistant to damage in his power suit, and he has super human reflexes due to his suit being directly linked to his nervous system. Iron Man also has a bunch of lasers, pulse beams, concussive attacks, the unibeam etc. Iron Man has also been trained in combat and he's a genious. He wins."

Did I also mention he's a douchebag and that the Omega cannon would instantly kill Iron man?

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#13 Posted by acewasp23 (6185 posts) - - Show Bio

lmao. thanks i almost forgot.

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#14 Posted by Vrakmul (23829 posts) - - Show Bio

Lol. Another fanboy has been totaly and completely owned. Chalk up another win for the fanboy killers.

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#15 Posted by Erik (32502 posts) - - Show Bio

Bump!

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#16 Posted by Erik (32502 posts) - - Show Bio

Bump again.

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#17 Posted by King Saturn (223043 posts) - - Show Bio
Bump Three Times
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#18 Posted by gunswordfist (2690 posts) - - Show Bio

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........

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#19 Posted by gunswordfist (2690 posts) - - Show Bio
Dreadnaught said:

Plus samus is a woman, Women>men get over it.

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Agreed. Samus CURBSTOMP!
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#20 Posted by Braise (1306 posts) - - Show Bio

Samoose.

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#21 Posted by Lunacyde (28297 posts) - - Show Bio
gunswordfist said:
"Dreadnaught said:

Plus samus is a woman, Women>men get over it.

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Agreed. Samus CURBSTOMP!"
Whoa whoa whoa....agreed Samus stomps him....but woman> men? I dont buy it!
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#22 Posted by gunswordfist (2690 posts) - - Show Bio
Lunacyde said:
"gunswordfist said:
"Dreadnaught said:

Plus samus is a woman, Women>men get over it.

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Agreed. Samus CURBSTOMP!"
Whoa whoa whoa....agreed Samus stomps him....but woman> men? I dont buy it!"
Then you're not doing something right. lol
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#23 Posted by Attrition (364 posts) - - Show Bio

Iron man will try to seduce her and fail miserably because he is a

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#24 Posted by TruePwnge (2798 posts) - - Show Bio

Can't say those anime video games impressed me

Tony Stark adds another Metroid suit to his collection of armory
and another hotbabes phone number to his speedy telephone list

...and by morning Stark has hangover and has forgotten her name and phonenumber

Ironman for the win and its a smokin hot win.

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#25 Posted by Lunacyde (28297 posts) - - Show Bio
TruePwnge said:
"Can't say those anime video games impressed meTony Stark adds another Metroid suit to his collection of armoryand another hotbabes phone number to his speedy telephone list...and by morning Stark has hangover and has forgotten her name and phonenumberIronman for the win and its a smokin hot win."

Wow you are an idiot lol
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#26 Posted by gunswordfist (2690 posts) - - Show Bio

HAHAHAHA!

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#27 Posted by SUNMAN (8588 posts) - - Show Bio

Samus kicks his @$$ six ways to sunday

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#28 Posted by Lunacyde (28297 posts) - - Show Bio
SUNMAN said:
"Samus kicks his @$$ six ways to sunday"

Thats an interesting little sayin'
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#29 Posted by gunswordfist (2690 posts) - - Show Bio
Lunacyde said:
"SUNMAN said:
"Samus kicks his @$$ six ways to sunday"
Thats an interesting little sayin'"
Yes and its true.
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#30 Posted by Lunacyde (28297 posts) - - Show Bio

Yea i know lol

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