If you know MCU Punisher wanna to kill you,what the best you can do try to survive?

I call the police.

I call Melinda May. Game over.

Contact the Batman.

Fake my own death

I call a SWAT team.

get a gun and shoot him.

Contact MCU Thanos, no explanation needed.

@regime: somehow I get the feeling thanos couldn't careless about your problems lol

@carnage-man: He will if I get him an infinity stone :). Also, welcome to the vine.

Try to convince him not to.

@regime: hey thanks, and fair enough lol

I would kill myself before he kill me

Get the police on him, they hate his guts already

That or a change of face may be needed

Beg like a bitch

Kill him with my bare hands.

Realistically nothing.

I can find a lawyer and have him help me write my will. That's it.

I hang out in a room with only one way in. When he comes, I lock the door behind him so he can't get away from me.

Simple, explain to him that I have broken no laws and am therefore innocent of any wrongdoing. He kills, but he does have a code.

bump

Lol are we limited by real world standards? If so all of us are gonna die no matter what we do on our own. Punisher has too many weapons and none of us should be able to replicate that Prison scene unarmed. The amount of bullet and stab resistant gear we'd need to take on a fully equipped Punisher is too high for our current budgets. Even assuming you have the budget we don't even know when he'll show up.

Our only hope is that by the grace of God we find a bad ass like a prime Simo Hayha that is willing to defend us. Humans like that are the only ones who could save us from him.

Hire me to protect you 50 the low, low price of 50 bitcoin. As soon as the bit is traded, I promise, I'll be right there to save you and stuff.

He can't kill me if I kill myself first!

I'll tell him Im a good guy.