Although they're both known for their smashing, there can only be one victor...
Hulk vs Kool-Aid Man
"kool aid man wins simply because brainiac (like his comic counterpart) has a good sense of humor.
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"Yeah, KAM has the whole element of surprise going for him."
LMAO!! He reminds me of the Juggernaut in that pic.
"OH YEAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! Hulk kills him
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Do not underestimate the power of tasty drinks.
This is a really good one.
On one hand The Hulk has incredible strength and stamina. On the other Kool-Aid Man is also very strong and because he is a refreshing soft drink he also has incredible stamina. I want to say that Kool-Aid Man is in danger of getting Hulk Smashed! because he's made of glass, but then I remember that his glass body has been smashing through walls for years.
In the end, I can only see this going one way: The heroes fight brutally for a few pages, then realize they're both on the same side, enjoy a glass of Green Kool-Aid together, and then turn to the camera to give it a thumbs up and we realize it was all a Kool-Aid/Hulk Movie tie in advertisement.
Kool-aid man gives hulk a glass of the red kind and they become friends, now that hulk is not angry, he reverts to banner, and kool-aid man drains his blood to make more delicious juice!
In a Simpsons episode, Homer Simpson drinks the Kool-Aid Man and kills him. In another episode, Homer becomes the Hulk through rage and green paint. Hence, Hulk beats Kool-Aid man!
It's canon, I swear! :)
"This all depends on the thirst of the Hulk. Has he been shooting hoops, and in need of some good taste that reminds him of good times?"lol. I used to loooooove kool-aid. I can't remember the last time I drank it... it's been... years.
@Des: Did you watch TV in the 90's? He's the very large pitcher of red liquid that crashes all the parties with cool goodness.
"Vance Astro said:"CLOSE THIS DUMB ASS THREAD...34 POST FOR ONE OF THE STRONGEST HEROES AROUND VS. A F#CKIN PITCHER OR JUICE!!! HULK WINS.CURBSTOMP!!!"No need to be serious, this is a joke thread. Leave your sense of logic behind.
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Joke threads are a waste because the response are never funny..their just lame.This is a waste of space.
"Dreadnaught said:To you, nothing is funny."Vance Astro said:"CLOSE THIS DUMB ASS THREAD...34 POST FOR ONE OF THE STRONGEST HEROES AROUND VS. A F#CKIN PITCHER OR JUICE!!! HULK WINS.CURBSTOMP!!!"No need to be serious, this is a joke thread. Leave your sense of logic behind.
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Joke threads are a waste because the response are never funny..their just lame.This is a waste of space."
"Vance Astro said:There's nothing funny in this thread..."Dreadnaught said:To you, nothing is funny."Vance Astro said:"CLOSE THIS DUMB ASS THREAD...34 POST FOR ONE OF THE STRONGEST HEROES AROUND VS. A F#CKIN PITCHER OR JUICE!!! HULK WINS.CURBSTOMP!!!"No need to be serious, this is a joke thread. Leave your sense of logic behind.
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Joke threads are a waste because the response are never funny..their just lame.This is a waste of space."
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"Dreadnaught said:I bet you don't find monty python funny, *A sure sign that something is wrong with said guy who doesn't like the greatest comedic group of all time*"Vance Astro said:There's nothing funny in this thread..."Dreadnaught said:To you, nothing is funny."Vance Astro said:"CLOSE THIS DUMB ASS THREAD...34 POST FOR ONE OF THE STRONGEST HEROES AROUND VS. A F#CKIN PITCHER OR JUICE!!! HULK WINS.CURBSTOMP!!!"No need to be serious, this is a joke thread. Leave your sense of logic behind.
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Joke threads are a waste because the response are never funny..their just lame.This is a waste of space."
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"Vance Astro said:"Dreadnaught said:I bet you don't find monty python funny, *A sure sign that something is wrong with said guy who doesn't like the greatest comedic group of all time*"Vance Astro said:There's nothing funny in this thread..."Dreadnaught said:To you, nothing is funny."Vance Astro said:"CLOSE THIS DUMB ASS THREAD...34 POST FOR ONE OF THE STRONGEST HEROES AROUND VS. A F#CKIN PITCHER OR JUICE!!! HULK WINS.CURBSTOMP!!!"No need to be serious, this is a joke thread. Leave your sense of logic behind.
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Joke threads are a waste because the response are never funny..their just lame.This is a waste of space."
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Monty Python is lame.Joke threads are for people to say the exact opposite of the obvious...I honestly don't understand what your argument is.I know what's funny and what's not and saying a pitcher of juice can beat the Hulk when we know he can't isn't ,especially seeing as how in a joke thread.."Kool-Aid Man wins"..is the obvious answer.
"Dreadnaught said:Congrats, you have just fallen into my trap, again. It used to be harder to get you to say things that would get you less liked in the comic vine community but now it's pathetically easy."Vance Astro said:"Dreadnaught said:I bet you don't find monty python funny, *A sure sign that something is wrong with said guy who doesn't like the greatest comedic group of all time*"Vance Astro said:There's nothing funny in this thread..."Dreadnaught said:To you, nothing is funny."Vance Astro said:"CLOSE THIS DUMB ASS THREAD...34 POST FOR ONE OF THE STRONGEST HEROES AROUND VS. A F#CKIN PITCHER OR JUICE!!! HULK WINS.CURBSTOMP!!!"No need to be serious, this is a joke thread. Leave your sense of logic behind.
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Joke threads are a waste because the response are never funny..their just lame.This is a waste of space."
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Monty Python is lame.Joke threads are for people to say the exact opposite of the obvious...I honestly don't understand what your argument is.I know what's funny and what's not and saying a pitcher of juice can beat the Hulk when we know he can't isn't ,especially seeing as how in a joke thread.."Kool-Aid Man wins"..is the obvious answer."
"Vance Astro said:Your the reason some men beat their wives."Dreadnaught said:Congrats, you have just fallen into my trap, again. It used to be harder to get you to say things that would get you less liked in the comic vine community but now it's pathetically easy."Vance Astro said:"Dreadnaught said:I bet you don't find monty python funny, *A sure sign that something is wrong with said guy who doesn't like the greatest comedic group of all time*"Vance Astro said:There's nothing funny in this thread..."Dreadnaught said:To you, nothing is funny."Vance Astro said:"CLOSE THIS DUMB ASS THREAD...34 POST FOR ONE OF THE STRONGEST HEROES AROUND VS. A F#CKIN PITCHER OR JUICE!!! HULK WINS.CURBSTOMP!!!"No need to be serious, this is a joke thread. Leave your sense of logic behind.
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Joke threads are a waste because the response are never funny..their just lame.This is a waste of space."
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Monty Python is lame.Joke threads are for people to say the exact opposite of the obvious...I honestly don't understand what your argument is.I know what's funny and what's not and saying a pitcher of juice can beat the Hulk when we know he can't isn't ,especially seeing as how in a joke thread.."Kool-Aid Man wins"..is the obvious answer."
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"Dreadnaught said:That habit is far too old for me to be responsible."Vance Astro said:Your the reason some men beat their wives."Dreadnaught said:Congrats, you have just fallen into my trap, again. It used to be harder to get you to say things that would get you less liked in the comic vine community but now it's pathetically easy."Vance Astro said:"Dreadnaught said:I bet you don't find monty python funny, *A sure sign that something is wrong with said guy who doesn't like the greatest comedic group of all time*"Vance Astro said:There's nothing funny in this thread..."Dreadnaught said:To you, nothing is funny."Vance Astro said:"CLOSE THIS DUMB ASS THREAD...34 POST FOR ONE OF THE STRONGEST HEROES AROUND VS. A F#CKIN PITCHER OR JUICE!!! HULK WINS.CURBSTOMP!!!"No need to be serious, this is a joke thread. Leave your sense of logic behind.
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Joke threads are a waste because the response are never funny..their just lame.This is a waste of space."
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Monty Python is lame.Joke threads are for people to say the exact opposite of the obvious...I honestly don't understand what your argument is.I know what's funny and what's not and saying a pitcher of juice can beat the Hulk when we know he can't isn't ,especially seeing as how in a joke thread.."Kool-Aid Man wins"..is the obvious answer."
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"Dreadnaught said:That's not true. You're funny, and you're here."Vance Astro said:There's nothing funny in this thread..."Dreadnaught said:To you, nothing is funny."Vance Astro said:"CLOSE THIS DUMB ASS THREAD...34 POST FOR ONE OF THE STRONGEST HEROES AROUND VS. A F#CKIN PITCHER OR JUICE!!! HULK WINS.CURBSTOMP!!!"No need to be serious, this is a joke thread. Leave your sense of logic behind.
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Joke threads are a waste because the response are never funny..their just lame.This is a waste of space."
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"Vance Astro said:"Dreadnaught said:That's not true. You're funny, and you're here."Vance Astro said:There's nothing funny in this thread..."Dreadnaught said:To you, nothing is funny."Vance Astro said:"CLOSE THIS DUMB ASS THREAD...34 POST FOR ONE OF THE STRONGEST HEROES AROUND VS. A F#CKIN PITCHER OR JUICE!!! HULK WINS.CURBSTOMP!!!"No need to be serious, this is a joke thread. Leave your sense of logic behind.
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Joke threads are a waste because the response are never funny..their just lame.This is a waste of space."
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Damnit,Ebony Bishop lol.
"I'm sensing that vance will make a big speech about how he's right and how we are all wrong and that his opinion's matter more then all of us and how we should be more like him and get a life. And blah blah blah.lmao.
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