How long can Stormbreaker Thor last against DCEU Justice League??

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Poll How long can Stormbreaker Thor last against DCEU Justice League?? (535 votes)

Just a few seconds 24%
Couple minutes 18%
30 minutes 4%
An hour 3%
Screw this, He can solo the Whole League 52%

Fight take place in Metropolis, 50 feet apart

Thor stays airborne at the beginning, the whole League on the ground

No morals

Both sides have knowledge

JL: including Shazam

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#151  Edited By azrael1973

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@azrael1973: Punching of superman can't kill Thor.

If you look at Gifs even he have speed but no have damage enough he can't build damage to Thor.

It are Justice League Clark he fighting with aquaman and wonder woman and steppenwolf.

He can hit a endless number punches as he has superspeed, while Thor can't even throw one at him.

Thor get punch continuous from hulk and it still can't KO him.

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And how many hits were that? 20? Superman can him 10000 times and more.

And Thor got damaged! What saved him was the Odin dream scene.

Lightning he will counterattack Clark if he not KO.

He can't even activate it. You see his eyes went blue and then he powered up. Unfortunatly it took 3-5 seconds in real time?

For Superman who moves so much faster, 3 seconds are multiple hours or even days. Thor is not staying concious being ragdolled for hours.

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#152  Edited By GoodAfternoon

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@azrael1973: Punching of superman can't kill Thor.

If you look at Gifs even he have speed but no have damage enough he can't build damage to Thor.

It are Justice League Clark he fighting with aquaman and wonder woman and steppenwolf.

He can hit a endless number punches as he has superspeed, while Thor can't even throw one at him.

Thor get punch continuous from hulk and it still can't KO him.

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And how many hits were that? 20? Superman can him 10000 times and more.

And Thor got damaged! What saved him was the Odin dream scene.

Lightning he will counterattack Clark if he not KO.

He can't even activate it. You see his eyes went blue and then he powered up. Unfortunatly it took 2 seconds in real time?

For Superman who moves so much faster 3 seconds are multiple hours or even days. Thor is not staying concious being ragdolled for hours.

Lightning It work auto even he will unconscious It still work and it are magic Clark will die.

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@azrael1973 said:
@goodafternoon said:
@azrael1973 said:
@goodafternoon said:
@azrael1973 said:
@goodafternoon said:

@azrael1973: Punching of superman can't kill Thor.

If you look at Gifs even he have speed but no have damage enough he can't build damage to Thor.

It are Justice League Clark he fighting with aquaman and wonder woman and steppenwolf.

He can hit a endless number punches as he has superspeed, while Thor can't even throw one at him.

Thor get punch continuous from hulk and it still can't KO him.

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And how many hits were that? 20? Superman can him 10000 times and more.

And Thor got damaged! What saved him was the Odin dream scene.

Lightning he will counterattack Clark if he not KO.

He can't even activate it. You see his eyes went blue and then he powered up. Unfortunatly it took 2 seconds in real time?

For Superman who moves so much faster 3 seconds are multiple hours or even days. Thor is not staying concious being ragdolled for hours.

Lightning It work auto even he will unconscious It still work and it are magic Clark will die.

That's something you made up. That's it for me. Bye

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#154  Edited By GoodAfternoon
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@azrael1973: And unlike Superman Thor is not a speedster. A speedster can kill a army of non speedsters pretty easily. You would be able to kill a unit of 100+ MCU Captain Americas and DCEU Batmen with a spear if they were all statues to you. Just ram it into their brains through their eyes. NOTHING they can do about it. If you don't have one, look for one. NOTHING they can do about it.

Just don't use firearms as they are SLOW as hell.

Massive Superspeed is overpowered as hell. The only thing stopping you is your morality and humanity.

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These kinds of threads are always entertaining. Thor's one feat of his body staying intact after being exposed to a star's energy (can't even say he survived) means he's not getting hurt from the attacks of many of the characters in these scenarios. Conveniently forgetting every time he's been hurt and knocked out by far less than a star's energy.

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Stormbreaker does nothing for Thor.

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#158  Edited By azrael1973

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Thanks for posting a selfie.

That's exactly how I imagined that you look like. Maybe a little uglier, more fat and with more Thor posters on the walls.

Why do you post on a comic forum if you have no idea how superpowers work?

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@azrael1973: Yeah, sure, nobody can accuse you for going NLF here and there, huh?

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#160  Edited By azrael1973

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@azrael1973: Yeah, sure, nobody can accuse you for going NLF here and there, huh?

What about that is a NLF? If i move that fast that Captain America is statue or passive body as you call it. I ram a spear into his head and that's it.

A few seconds for him is an hour for me. EVERYONE in this forum is able to do that. Expect you maybe.

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@azrael1973: Yeah well I ain't buying into your hysterical schnitz.

So sue me.

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#162  Edited By azrael1973

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@azrael1973: Yeah well I ain't buying into your hysterical schnitz.

So sue me.

Why should I sue you? 99% of the guys here understand what I mean and understand the scene in Justice League. You don't , so what?

It's simple to understand.

A few seconds for non speedsters is a hour for speedsters, where they can do and think whatever they want.

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#163  Edited By Nucleon

@azrael1973: A speedster can kill a army of non speedsters pretty easily. You would be able to kill a unit of 100+ MCU Captain Americas and DCEU Batmen with a spear if they were all statues to you. Just ram it into their brains through their eyes. NOTHING they can do about it. If you don't have one, look for one. NOTHING they can do about it.

You don't think you got a little exited here?

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#164  Edited By Itachus17

The vine is rly beyond saving:

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#165  Edited By azrael1973

@nucleon said:

@azrael1973: A speedster can kill a army of non speedsters pretty easily. You would be able to kill a unit of 100+ MCU Captain Americas and DCEU Batmen with a spear if they were all statues to you. Just ram it into their brains through their eyes. NOTHING they can do about it. If you don't have one, look for one. NOTHING they can do about it.

You don't think you got a little exited here? Can you even read what I'm writting underneath that wank-soaked screen of yours for a moment there?

No , not all. Because that's exactly what will happen, if someone abuses the superspeed.

What can Batmen or Captain America do? They think with real time. The Speedster thinks with speedster time. While Captain Americas brain still processes useless outdated information in super slow motion, the speedster could have already killed him a hundred of times. And there is NOTHING they can do about it. The speedster doesn't need any additional superpowers, a body of average health is sufficient.

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superman break thors neck

the end

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@waxseruya: suuuper slow healing

will still die after supes breaks his neck

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#170  Edited By Nucleon

@azrael1973: No , not all.

How come then we never saw something that's coming close to the wet wank you described (unlimited time-stopping) on film? Let me guess; your version is the one we should care about, because the film-makers don't have such a kick-arse version as yours, huh?

Well, even that Supes can't win over my version of Thor (elaborated a few seconds ago, just for you), who can fry everybody's brains on Earth using wide-scale lightning, that goes at about 1284 times Supes's speed. See how facile it is? Likewise, My Captain America can beat Supes by kicking himin the nutsack - unless your Supes has nutsack feats, I guess.

Like I said - I ain't buying into that codswallop. Sorry.

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#171  Edited By Nucleon

@combatt said:

superman break thors neck

the end

Supes dies as soon as he touches magical Mjolnir, which can replicate pretty much everything Supes can do when thrown. And of course Supes, being the dick we know and love, ought to try and stop Mjolnir.

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#172  Edited By azrael1973

@nucleon said:

@azrael1973: No , not all.

How come then we never saw something that's coming close to the wet wank you described (unlimited time-stopping) on film? Let me guess; your version is the one we should care about, because the film-makers don't have such a kick-arse version as yours, huh?

Well, even that Supes can't win over my version of Thor (elaborated a few seconds ago, just for you), who can fry everybody's brains on Earth using wide-scale lightning, that goes at about 1284 times Supes's speed. See how facile it is? Likewise, My Captain America can beat Supes by kicking himin the nutsack - unless your Supes has nutsack feats, I guess.

Like I said - I ain't buying into that codswallop. Sorry.

You are the only Thor Supporter left, so who cares. No need to be sorry at all.

It's too hard for you to understand that a second could be an hour for someone else. I would stomp Captain America if I had an hour time for a few seconds of his and everyone else in this forum would except of you maybe.

Everyone else passed the IQ Test and understands how Superspeed in the DCEU works and in FOX as well.

And no it's not unlimited timestopping as you believe it is.

That would be if a second is unlimited time for the speedster. Which is clearly not the case and I never claimed that. You fail again!

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Thor kills all of em except Superman, who then speedblitzes and tears his head off.

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#174  Edited By azrael1973
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That's from a manga of Junji Ito. That guys girlfriend turned into a real slow moving zombie and even when he felt asleep she failed to bite him but at least she was a trying. He is normal speed, but she is really slow.

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Seconds.

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Somewhere between a few seconds and a couple of minutes.

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#178  Edited By ourmanuel

@thebestofthebest: bait... the ball isn’t moving fast enough to represent this situation perfectly.

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@ourmanuel: That ball is still fast enough to statue Thor.

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Thor won't even know what happened by the time he sees his body hurtling away from his decapitated head

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@ourmanuel: Damn, Minler must've rigged the votes with his billions of billions of alts xD - everyday he's showing up with twenty brand new accounts, lmao. What an absolute mad lad!!!

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#184  Edited By CaptainSweatpan

Thor solos with lightning one shots and lightning cloak, the votes are correct

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@ourmanuel: What if KoL's actually Minler's og acct?

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#186  Edited By azrael1973
@captainsweatpan said:

Thor solos with lightning one shots and lightning cloak, the votes are correct

Most of the votes are coming from one person, most likely the one guy who is pretty bad at english and uses lots of gifs .

And from Supermans point of view Thor needs an hour to activate his lightning.

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A couple of minutes, i guess

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Thor still solo lightning >>> superman.

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Thor kill everyone.

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If you hadn't watched the movies, you'd think Thor wasn't someone who's lost one on one fights based on these threads.

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@batman242: Thor is a god / Superman is a alien / So thor stomp.

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#195  Edited By MethoKi

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@batman242: Thor is a god / Superman is a alien / So thor stomp.

Thor is a god, Thanos is a alien, but Thanos stomp

Thor is a god, Kurse is a alien, but Kurse stomp

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Batman solos.

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Superman with no morals blitzes and kills him. If he is lucky his durability might allow him to survive for a minute or so. Most of the justice league members are useless though. All together they can probably beat Thor, but they are all so inferior to Superman they are kind of pointless. Flash is the only other really useful one since he can completely statue Thor and take his weapon away.

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The poll speaks the truth. Thor kills the League. They struggled against Steppenwolf. He's the worst villain ever.

Another decisive win for team MCU.