Homer lets the chicken hit him until the chicken passes out from exhaustion. Then he breaks its fragile, hollow bones. I mean, really. Homer was a heavyweight boxer. Took cannonballs to the gut. The chicken gets beaten by a retard on a regular basis. Ever see the Whacking Day episode of The Simpsons? Homer is very skilled with a truncheon as well. Alternately, Homer just eats the chicken.
Homer...i mean, you don't see homer sticking his tonge to a fan or sticking his weener to a pencil sharpner....or make his own easy to use razor but putting all the blades to a fan...yea, that didn't go over so well.
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