Gordon Ramsay vs Ramsay Bolton

It's the battle of the Ramsays - the two greatest and most feard people on TV to bear the name Ramsay (in one way or another).

On one hand we have a Master Chef, legendary for his wrath - Gordon Ramsay.

On the other hand we have Westeros' most sadistic bastard, made lord - Ramsay Bolton.

Here is the backstory of the battle. Ramsay Bolton gets word of Gordon Ramsay's crazy anger tantrums and decides to go to Master Chef Westeros and get Gordon angry just for laughs and then maybe kill him. For that reason he prepares a Theon Greyjoy sausage that is purposely undercooked. He goes on the show and talks about how cooking is his life and insists that Gordon Ramsay gets the first taste of the plate.

Gordon Ramsay tries the sausage and ... well .... IT'S BLOODY RAAAAWWWWW !!!!!!

Gordon goes on a complete rampage, killing his co-star Chefs in the process. Now it's him and Ramsay Bolton, alone in a big dining hall. They are going to fight to the death.

Here are the stipulations:

- The fight takes place in a big dining hall (as mentioned above).

- They start 20 feet apart.

- Both are in bloodlust mode. Morals are off.

- Both get a standard butcher's knife and a butcher's cleaver.

- Winner by death.

- Ramsay Bolton does not get any knight equipment - no armor, no swords, no bows. He has just the knife and cleaver.

So ... who takes this ?

While Bolton doesn't have proper training, I think he still wins as Gordon has no training to begin with.

Lol...Gordon fillets this punk like a fish.

Ah, the fileter versus the flayer.

Bolton cuts of Gordon's piece and has him cook it for dinner.

He must have had training.

This is somebody who, without armor, was slaughtering Iron Born soldiers (with armor and shields). Ramsey is not featless by any means. He displayed skill, ferocity, and speed (since he wasn't hit).

2:08. Link.

The Gunnery Sergeant Hartman of chefs.

Isn't Gordon a black belt?

I don't know about a black belt but he is a martial arts enthusiast, an athlete, an all around tough guy & the product of an abusive father.

@jedixman: I said not "proper" training, as in he was trained by Theon(someone who himself didn't have proper training).

... what? How in the world did he get trained by Theon? Theon is his slave, who he tortured and broke. He didn't receive any training from Theon. Ramsay was trained by Reek, the servant of Ramsay before Theon. Theon was named Reek in homage to the original Reek.

Despite not having "formal" training, he's a good fighter, which is displayed by his ability to kill Iron Born soldiers while without armor, against enemies with armor.

@jedixman: Yeah mb, got the two confused in my head. I already said Bolton wins, why do you persist to argue?

@jedixman: Ramsay Bolton might have defeated Iron Born... but Gordon Ramsay is an Iron CHEF!!!!

...see wut I didz there? =P

Gordon is a savage.

Gordon wins. He makes ramsay shit him self. Then stabs him with a knife.

Ramsay takes this battle!

As much as I hate to say this Gordon Ramsay

Gordon makes mince-meat out of this little b*tch.

Ramsay burns Ramsay with his OP levels of savagery.

LEL

Gordon makes him ragequit in a hissyfit.

This battle is actually really close. I don't have a favorite at this point. Some additional info on both guys:

- Gordon Ramsay is actually an O.B.E (Officer of the Order of the British Empire) and is said to be an avid matrial arts practitioner - a black belt in karate and a boxer. He is also quite skilled with the kitchen knife. Sources: http://www.trademagazin.hu/en/horeca/gordon-ramsey-interjuja-a-playboyban-i-resz.html ; https://www.hungryforever.com/7-things-dont-know-gordon-ramsay/ ; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Olye1M0AwV4

- Ramsay Bolton is quite the mad man and is a very skilled fighter. He is good enough (and crazy enough) to go on fighting with Yara's men while being naked from the waist up, as shown in this video: https://youtu.be/iVK5KTXvnCI?t=119

The question is ... Is Gordon Ramsay's skill set good enough to match Ramsay Bolton's skills. :D

Don't forget, Gordon Ramsay has a sonic shriek ad is therefore a meta human.

A new Reek is born.

Putting jokes aside, Ramsay Bolton was frustrated at Jon Snow's comebacks, which quite frankly, were nothing special.

Snow: "Will your men fight for you after they hear you wouldn't fight for them?"

Ramsay (Stressed): "He's good... Very good."

If Gordon doesn't kill his co-chefs like this battle suggests, then Ramsay would be outnumbered. This would give the opportunity for Gordon to roast Bolton.

Ramsay Bolton would fight outraged, unfocused, and in an all-in-all inefficient manner. Gordon Ramsay's workers die anyway, but the fight will be much more even. Gordon Ramsay tries to keep his distance while annoying Bolton to the point that he throws his cleaver at Gordon Ramsay. At this point, Gordon Ramsay has the advantage because the only weapon Bolton has is his knife (whereas Gordon Ramsay has both his cleaver and knife). He proceeds to engage in direct combat and since the cleaver has a longer range than a normal knife, he kills Bolton.

Gordon Ramsay defeated Dio, so he is too much for the boltons and nobody in game of thrones can cook as good as him

Yes this here is peak ComicVine