Goku vs Shocker

Shocker wins. Simply because hes not even close to being as lame a character as goku.

They both suck....

Goku Takes The Victory Easy Curbshomp Shocker is Far Too Weak And Lame.

Goku would curbstomp Shocker easy.

lol yeah right, goku would kill shocker with one hit, goku wins.

As much as i hate goku with a strong passion. Goku wins

but, since shocker is a much less lame character, he wins by default.

LMFAO! Poor Shocker.

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Shocker get murked here. The popularity status of either character means absolutely nothing, and this thread was made for reasons unknown...

Just because I like the human pin cushion more then I like Mr. Constipation, Shocker wins, illogically speaking.

i hate superman with a dog passion, but anyways it's bad as it is that shocker always get's his azz kick by spiderman but goku? come on shocker will die.

crazy spidey says:

"shocker wins...in terms of comfortability, i mean the guy walks around in what seems like a giant pillow, thats awesome...and very manly. Shocker FTW"

He does have a good attire, I won't deny that. Sad thing is, being the giant Spider-Man fan I am, I don't have any comics with Shocker. LoL.

shocker wins...in terms of comfortability, i mean the guy walks around in what seems like a giant pillow, thats awesome...and very manly. Shocker FTW

lol two of you guys must be on drugs he lose.

Shocker's suit isn't that bad, by the way. If only he had actual powers and didn't have to rely on shacker bands...

Static Shock says:

"Shocker's suit isn't that bad, by the way. If only he had actual powers and didn't have to rely on shacker bands..."

He would be a beast.

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week. LoL.

Yeah, and I don't think he's name matches what he can do. He doesn't have control over electricity. He just shoots vibrational air blasts, contrary to his name...

Static Shock says:

"Yeah, and I don't think he's name matches what he can do. He doesn't have control over electricity. He just shoots vibrational air blasts, contrary to his name..."

His name can be vibrator. LoL.

LMAO!

Static Shock says:

"Shocker get murked here. The popularity status of either character means absolutely nothing, and this thread was made for reasons unknown..."

this thread was made to mock all the stupid goku vs x threads, since goku is the lamest character in history.

ulitmateninjagaidenx says:

"i hate superman with a dog passion, but anyways it's bad as it is that shocker always get's his azz kick by spiderman but goku? come on shocker will die."

See what I mean? We're right here trying to have a normal conversation abut this obvious curbstomp, and out of the blue, this just randomly states that he hates superman.

WTF?

the human Juggernaut says:

"Static Shock says:

"Shocker get murked here. The popularity status of either character means absolutely nothing, and this thread was made for reasons unknown..."

this thread was made to mock all the stupid goku vs x threads, since goku is the lamest character in history. "

Nobody asked for your stupid opinion.

Vance Astro says:

"the human Juggernaut says:

"Static Shock says:

"Shocker get murked here. The popularity status of either character means absolutely nothing, and this thread was made for reasons unknown..."

this thread was made to mock all the stupid goku vs x threads, since goku is the lamest character in history. "

Nobody asked for your stupid opinion."

It's the internet...

MotorSteel says:

"Vance Astro says:

"the human Juggernaut says:

"Static Shock says:

"Shocker get murked here. The popularity status of either character means absolutely nothing, and this thread was made for reasons unknown..."

this thread was made to mock all the stupid goku vs x threads, since goku is the lamest character in history. "

Nobody asked for your stupid opinion."

It's the internet..."

So...

Vance Astro says:

"MotorSteel says:

"Vance Astro says:

"the human Juggernaut says:

"Static Shock says:

"Shocker get murked here. The popularity status of either character means absolutely nothing, and this thread was made for reasons unknown..."

this thread was made to mock all the stupid goku vs x threads, since goku is the lamest character in history. "

Nobody asked for your stupid opinion."

It's the internet..."

So..."

So i can give my opinion whenever i want.

the human Juggernaut says:

"Vance Astro says:

"MotorSteel says:

"Vance Astro says:

"the human Juggernaut says:

"Static Shock says:

"Shocker get murked here. The popularity status of either character means absolutely nothing, and this thread was made for reasons unknown..."

this thread was made to mock all the stupid goku vs x threads, since goku is the lamest character in history. "

Nobody asked for your stupid opinion."

It's the internet..."

So..."

So i can give my opinion whenever i want."

Battle threads are based on facts.

Goku would be grunting too long to even fight.

((shocker is a joke to goku you made this battle topic only the fact that you dislike goku? dude keep your hateing opinions to yourself i bet you don't know how would shocker would even win))

Dreadnaught says:

"It would Go like this Goku:aahhh ahh Shocker: *zaps* G:*restarts* S:*zaps again* G:*restarts* S:*zaps again and cycle repeats until Goku dies*"

Shocker doesn't zap. He blasts... He shoots vibrational air blasts, not electricity...

LMAO!

Static Shock says:

"Dreadnaught says:

"It would Go like this Goku:aahhh ahh Shocker: *zaps* G:*restarts* S:*zaps again* G:*restarts* S:*zaps again and cycle repeats until Goku dies*"

Shocker doesn't zap. He blasts... He shoots vibrational air blasts, not electricity..."

Don't contradict my nonlogic. It's too ridiculous to be contradicted by logic.

Vance Astro says:

"Battle threads are based on facts."

Agreed...

Human Juggernaut says:

"this thread was made to mock all the stupid goku vs x threads, since goku is the lamest character in history.

You don't think that's a little pointless?

It would Go like this

Goku:aahhh ahh

Shocker: zaps

G:restarts

S:zaps again

G:restarts

S:zaps again and cycle repeats until Goku dies

The Vibrator's suit is too cool for Goku to hit.

Static Shock says:

"Dreadnaught says:

"It would Go like this Goku:aahhh ahh Shocker: *zaps* G:*restarts* S:*zaps again* G:*restarts* S:*zaps again and cycle repeats until Goku dies*"

Shocker doesn't zap. He blasts... He shoots vibrational air blasts, not electricity..."

Kain Echnida says:

"The Vibrator."

Dreadnaught says:

"Don't contradict my nonlogic. It's too ridiculous to be contradicted by logic. "

Obviously. LOL.

Vance Astro says:

"the human Juggernaut says:

"Vance Astro says:

"MotorSteel says:

"Vance Astro says:

"the human Juggernaut says:

"Static Shock says:

"Shocker get murked here. The popularity status of either character means absolutely nothing, and this thread was made for reasons unknown..."

this thread was made to mock all the stupid goku vs x threads, since goku is the lamest character in history. "

Nobody asked for your stupid opinion."

It's the internet..."

So..."

So i can give my opinion whenever i want."

Battle threads are based on facts."

Correction, battle threads are places where people state facts all together to try to get to a final resolution. People may still have different opinions because of various facts posted.

Opinions are still welcome.

What crack are you smoking, man?There is absolutely no way Shocker can win.Unless he gets some cute animal out and Goku goes goo-goo-ga-ga over it and then attacks, then there is a 20 out of 100 chance that he will win.Feel free to correct me, as I have never read any comics and don't know what Shocker is fully capable of.All I know about him is he looks like a waffle cone and has some blasters on his wrists.

MotorSteel says:

"Vance Astro says:

"the human Juggernaut says:

"Vance Astro says:

"MotorSteel says:

"Vance Astro says:

"the human Juggernaut says:

"Static Shock says:

"Shocker get murked here. The popularity status of either character means absolutely nothing, and this thread was made for reasons unknown..."

this thread was made to mock all the stupid goku vs x threads, since goku is the lamest character in history. "

Nobody asked for your stupid opinion."

It's the internet..."

So..."

So i can give my opinion whenever i want."

Battle threads are based on facts."

Correction, battle threads are places where people state facts all together to try to get to a final resolution. People may still have different opinions because of various facts posted. Opinions are still welcome."

Nobody cares anymore stop going on and on about it.

Shocker is clearly the winner by any objective measure. I mean...he's the Shocker. That's certainly all the proof I need.

(( that don't make sense at all))

why this topic still on? shocker weapon thing won't even hurt goku at all, goku go right behind him and k.o. shocker end of story this is the worst battle topic ever.

ulitmateninjagaidenx says:

"why this topic still on? shocker weapon thing won't even hurt goku at all, goku go right behind him and k.o. shocker end of story this is the worst battle topic ever."

Shocker's padded costume is far too sturdy for Goku's puny punches to penetrate it. Shocker will strike Goku down with a single blast from his mighty vibrator, and all the DBZ-verse shall tremble in fear!

Alexander Anderson says:

"ulitmateninjagaidenx says:

"why this topic still on? shocker weapon thing won't even hurt goku at all, goku go right behind him and k.o. shocker end of story this is the worst battle topic ever."

Shocker's padded costume is far too sturdy for Goku's puny punches to penetrate it. Shocker will strike Goku down with a single blast from his mighty vibrator, and all the DBZ-verse shall tremble in fear!"

you make be on drugs, shocker blast won't hurt goku, or even hit him, shocker get his azz whoop by spiderman many times shockers is one of the weakest villan of all spiderman foe's goku is way way stronger, faster and skill fighter, there no way in hell shocker can beat goku or anybody, if he get hit by goku punches he will die real fast, and you know it.

ulitmateninjagaidenx says:

"Alexander Anderson says:

"ulitmateninjagaidenx says:

"why this topic still on? shocker weapon thing won't even hurt goku at all, goku go right behind him and k.o. shocker end of story this is the worst battle topic ever."

Shocker's padded costume is far too sturdy for Goku's puny punches to penetrate it. Shocker will strike Goku down with a single blast from his mighty vibrator, and all the DBZ-verse shall tremble in fear!"

you make be on drugs, shocker blast won't hurt goku, or even hit him, shocker get his azz whoop by spiderman many times shockers is one of the weakest villan of all spiderman foe's goku is way way stronger, faster and skill fighter, there no way in hell shocker can beat goku or anybody, if he get hit by goku punches he will die real fast, and you know it. "

Getting desperate I see. Do not be afraid. Soon you too will understand that no Saiyan ape can hope to challenge the might of the Shocker. His indestructible quilted costume, overwhelmingly powerful vibratory technology and razor sharp intellect are more than a match for a single blonde monkey! Shocker will swat Goku's kamehameha aside with a deft swing of his manly fist!

ulitmateninjagaidenx says:

"you make be on drugs, shocker blast won't hurt goku, or even hit him, shocker get his azz whoop by spiderman many times shockers is one of the weakest villan of all spiderman foe's goku is way way stronger, faster and skill fighter, there no way in hell shocker can beat goku or anybody, if he get hit by goku punches he will die real fast, and you know it. "

Dude, everyone here knows that Shocker would lose, and you're wasting your time making a case for Goku. Don't you see the obvious sarcasm in Alex's posts? It shouldn't be that difficult to see...

Static Shock says:

"ulitmateninjagaidenx says:

" you make be on drugs, shocker blast won't hurt goku, or even hit him, shocker get his azz whoop by spiderman many times shockers is one of the weakest villan of all spiderman foe's goku is way way stronger, faster and skill fighter, there no way in hell shocker can beat goku or anybody, if he get hit by goku punches he will die real fast, and you know it. "

Dude, everyone here knows that Shocker would lose, and you're wasting your time making a case for Goku. Don't you see the obvious sarcasm in Alex's posts? It shouldn't be that difficult to see..."

i already know that, and nobody ask you but thanks anyways.