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Posted by Blueshoecant (732 posts) 2 months, 5 days ago

Poll: Full Infinity Gauntlet Thanos and Stormbreaker Thor (MCU) vs New 52 Superman and Smallville Clark Kent (59 votes)

Thanos and Thor ftw 12%
Thanos solos everyone, pimp slap them out of existence 24%
Thor solos 22%
New 52 Supes Spite solos 24%
Smallville Clark can solo 3%
Team Supes slaughterstomps 15%

Speed equalized

Everyone is blood-lusted

No prep with basic intel

Remember guys IW Thor tanked a neutron star focused beam and almost killed IG Thanos.

Who wins and why?

Take place in Smallville, 30 ft apart

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#1 Edited by KalKent (1629 posts) - - Show Bio

New-52 Superman accidentally takes their heads off. Smallville Superman one shots. Btw, thor does not belong here, like at all.

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#2 Posted by DiarrheaRegatta (3572 posts) - - Show Bio

Jesus, what a Tony inspired matchup

Pretty sure 52 Clark just runs through them both.

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#3 Edited by xZone (9670 posts) - - Show Bio

Thor has 0 place here, and thanos only has a slight shot because of the IG, but he gets blitz and one shot, plus the IG has never shown the power to eliminate people on this scale.

OT: Mismatch And should be locked

Edit: Missed the speed equalized. The supermen still win

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#4 Posted by Amendment50 (15020 posts) - - Show Bio

Pretty rigged match. Thanos dusts them but only because of equal speed

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#5 Posted by xZone (9670 posts) - - Show Bio

@amendment50: The IG has never hurt anyone even near the supermen’s durability levels..

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#6 Posted by Amendment50 (15020 posts) - - Show Bio

@xzone: That's bad logic. The IG wiped out half of all life in the universe and operates on a universal scale. It's a reality altering power, there's no reason to think it is some kind of direct attack that would be impacted by durability.

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#7 Posted by dornisim2500 (138 posts) - - Show Bio

Superman sneeze and kills both

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#8 Posted by xZone (9670 posts) - - Show Bio

@amendment50: Yes, that’s true, but how does that help here? You’re saying it will bypass durability, but we have no evidence of that, really. Considering everything Superman has tanked, including reality warping stuff IIRC, I don’t see how Thanos wins.

Regardless, yeah, this match does seem a little rigged however you look at it

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#9 Posted by Unorthodoxx (271 posts) - - Show Bio

@amendment50: yet a beam was overpowered by stormbreaker lol. The snap is a unquantifiable feat because we don't know how it operates also thanos can't aim the snap so saying he snaps is bs to

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#10 Posted by reaverlation (25540 posts) - - Show Bio

New 52 Superman shitstomps badly

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#11 Edited by TheKinfing (11566 posts) - - Show Bio

Honestly? Thanos.

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#12 Posted by TonyMartial (7961 posts) - - Show Bio

Either time stone freeze/loop and space stone teleportation, the snap or the kryptonians get the first shot.

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#13 Posted by Tjakrabirawa (2600 posts) - - Show Bio

Still Supes shitstomps

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#14 Posted by geeman2 (1820 posts) - - Show Bio

It depends if Thanos can snap his fingers fast enough before he gets oneshot.

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#15 Posted by Battle123axe (8849 posts) - - Show Bio

clark instantly heatvisions Thanos' head off, heat vision is much much faster than the snap

Thor gets embarrassed afterwards

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#16 Posted by deactivated-5c15c5c049c51 (378 posts) - - Show Bio

Either Thanos snaps immediately or they both get one shotted by New 52 Clark.

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#17 Edited by KanyeCosby (6633 posts) - - Show Bio

Both Supermen oneshot the team. I don’t think the Thanos snap would even work. Smallville Superman already resisted reality warping attacks and New 52 Superman is too durable to be affected by it either.

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#18 Posted by Blueshoecant (732 posts) - - Show Bio
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#19 Posted by ExplodingPlanet (42 posts) - - Show Bio

MCU but only because of the equal speed

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#21 Posted by Matthew660 (1465 posts) - - Show Bio

Thanos’s only hope is to use the infinity gauntlet without jobbing. Thor dies instantly.

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#22 Posted by Supermanforever (7520 posts) - - Show Bio

Either two shots, this is bad missmatch

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#23 Posted by Shadow411 (673 posts) - - Show Bio

Thanos snaps them out of existence.

Durability isn’t a factor... just like durability isn’t a factor if someone were to turn you into a goose. Reality powers have nothing to do with durability, but more to do with (Wait for it) magic resistance, which supes has very little of if any. Haven’t read anything where N-52 has a resistance to it? (Could be wrong) but regardless, I’m almost 100% positive he doesn’t have Magic resistance on a universal scale. That’s just ridiculous to argue against.

Anyways, Thanos solo’s. Don’t see any reason why he couldn’t hand pick the targets he wanted anihilated since the entire time he used the gauntlet, he did hand pick whose gun turned to a bubble gun, etc. to suggest he has no feats of controlling the gauntlet is a fanboy desperate attempt.

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#24 Posted by ExplodingPlanet (42 posts) - - Show Bio
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#25 Posted by baph (954 posts) - - Show Bio

N52 Superman solos everyone at the same time.

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#26 Posted by KalKent (1629 posts) - - Show Bio

MCU Fans are delusional at this point. Either supermen one shots both of them. And smallville superman already tanked reality warping that was erasing the universe, so your precious snap ain't doing shit.

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#27 Posted by KalKent (1629 posts) - - Show Bio

Thanos snaps them out of existence.

Durability isn’t a factor... just like durability isn’t a factor if someone were to turn you into a goose. Reality powers have nothing to do with durability, but more to do with (Wait for it) magic resistance, which supes has very little of if any. Haven’t read anything where N-52 has a resistance to it? (Could be wrong) but regardless, I’m almost 100% positive he doesn’t have Magic resistance on a universal scale. That’s just ridiculous to argue against.

Anyways, Thanos solo’s. Don’t see any reason why he couldn’t hand pick the targets he wanted anihilated since the entire time he used the gauntlet, he did hand pick whose gun turned to a bubble gun, etc. to suggest he has no feats of controlling the gauntlet is a fanboy desperate attempt.

Thanos gets his heat heat visioned off before he can even think to snap.

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#28 Posted by KalKent (1629 posts) - - Show Bio
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#29 Posted by blackpantherisb (6638 posts) - - Show Bio

N52 Superman casually solo stomps with the shockwaves of his hits.

Smallville Clark also solo stomps.

This is spite.

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#30 Posted by CyberpunkCop (2062 posts) - - Show Bio

MCU Team

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#31 Edited by ThEBeStOfTheBeST (9364 posts) - - Show Bio

Morals on New 52 Superman's get-go move is speed-blitzing, it's his signature move. Imagine a morals off N52 Superman, lol? Thanos gets immediately blitzed to oblivion or vaporized with HV.

Edit: Thor's getting more votes, yet people still complains 'bout DCEU Supes wank... ¯¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯

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#32 Posted by baph (954 posts) - - Show Bio

@kalkent said:

MCU Fans are delusional at this point. Either supermen one shots both of them. And smallville superman already tanked reality warping that was erasing the universe, so your precious snap ain't doing shit.

You're calling MCU fans delusional yet you mention a feat that is a massive outlier and inconsistent for SV Superman.

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#33 Posted by KalKent (1629 posts) - - Show Bio

@baph said:
@kalkent said:

MCU Fans are delusional at this point. Either supermen one shots both of them. And smallville superman already tanked reality warping that was erasing the universe, so your precious snap ain't doing shit.

You're calling MCU fans delusional yet you mention a feat that is a massive outlier and inconsistent for SV Superman.

He has no reality warping feats that contradict it. And yes, they are delusional, when they think that their characters stand a chance against new-52 Superman.

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#34 Edited by baph (954 posts) - - Show Bio

@kalkent said:
@baph said:
@kalkent said:

MCU Fans are delusional at this point. Either supermen one shots both of them. And smallville superman already tanked reality warping that was erasing the universe, so your precious snap ain't doing shit.

You're calling MCU fans delusional yet you mention a feat that is a massive outlier and inconsistent for SV Superman.

He has no reality warping feats that contradict it. And yes, they are delusional, when they think that their characters stand a chance against new-52 Superman.

His consistent durability feats suggest otherwise, resisting RW that is capable of erasing a universe is an outlier, period. So you're just as delusional if you think that's a valid feat for SV Superman.

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#35 Posted by KalKent (1629 posts) - - Show Bio

@baph said:

His consistent durability feats suggest otherwise, resisting RW that is capable of erasing a universe is an outlier, period. So you're just as delusional if you think that's a valid feat for SV Superman.

Except his other durability feats are different categories of durability.

Regardless, either character one shots the combined durability of thanos and thor.

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#36 Edited by ThEBeStOfTheBeST (9364 posts) - - Show Bio

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Thanos snaps them out of existence.

Durability isn’t a factor... just like durability isn’t a factor if someone were to turn you into a goose. Reality powers have nothing to do with durability, but more to do with (Wait for it) magic resistance, which supes has very little of if any. Haven’t read anything where N-52 has a resistance to it? (Could be wrong) but regardless, I’m almost 100% positive he doesn’t have Magic resistance on a universal scale. That’s just ridiculous to argue against.

Anyways, Thanos solo’s. Don’t see any reason why he couldn’t hand pick the targets he wanted anihilated since the entire time he used the gauntlet, he did hand pick whose gun turned to a bubble gun, etc. to suggest he has no feats of controlling the gauntlet is a fanboy desperate attempt.

  1. Since when the I.G was a "magical" weapon? And no, Thanos does not control magic or whatever, on a universal scale, that's a flat out made-up claim.
  2. Smallville Clark outright resisted and bypassed reality warping from the Monitor who was using the blue-energy bleed that can reshape reality. Thanos won't do jack, he'd get blitzed to oblivion.
  3. New 52 Superman always opens up with a speedblitz whilst in-character, keep in mind he's capable of FTL speedblitzes (he has done it three times, while morals on). A morals off N52 Superman would tear Thanos a new one.
  4. Thor is pretty much a non factor here.

Edit: Didn't see the "speed equalised" thingy. Still, my stance hasn't changed.

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#37 Edited by baph (954 posts) - - Show Bio

@kalkent:

Except his other durability feats are different categories of durability.

It's an outlier regardless of the category, if his molecules can survive universal level Reality Warping then he shoudn't have trouble with planetary blasts or other types of DC at this level.

Regardless, either character one shots the combined durability of thanos and thor.

I agree.

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#38 Edited by ThEBeStOfTheBeST (9364 posts) - - Show Bio

@baph said:
@kalkent said:

MCU Fans are delusional at this point. Either supermen one shots both of them. And smallville superman already tanked reality warping that was erasing the universe, so your precious snap ain't doing shit.

You're calling MCU fans delusional yet you mention a feat that is a massive outlier and inconsistent for SV Superman.

No, it wasn't erasing nor affecting the universe whatsoever, you're confusing the red-energy bleed with blue-energy bleed. It was reshaping Clark's reality, trying to erase him, not the actual universe.

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#39 Posted by KalKent (1629 posts) - - Show Bio

No, it wasn't erasing nor affecting the universe whatsoever, you're confusing the red-energy bleed with blue-energy bleed. It was reshaping Clark's reality, trying to erase him.

My bad. But, if he can resist an attack that was trying to erase him, which the ig will try to do, then I think he will be fine here.

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@thebestofthebest said:
@baph said:
@kalkent said:

MCU Fans are delusional at this point. Either supermen one shots both of them. And smallville superman already tanked reality warping that was erasing the universe, so your precious snap ain't doing shit.

You're calling MCU fans delusional yet you mention a feat that is a massive outlier and inconsistent for SV Superman.

No, it wasn't erasing nor affecting the universe whatsoever, you're confusing the red-energy bleed with blue-energy bleed. It was reshaping Clark's reality, trying to erase him.

I quoted what he said, but if it's true then it's not an outlier, SV Clark resisting universal RW seemed too much for his level.

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#41 Edited by ThEBeStOfTheBeST (9364 posts) - - Show Bio

@baph: I'm aware. Although, he did actually survive a cosmic storm of red-energy bleed which was erasing the universe on-panels, but like you said earlier, it's a massive outlier. Hardly even consistent with his regular feats.

@kalkent: Alright man, cool beans.

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#42 Posted by Alavanka (1983 posts) - - Show Bio

Comic book vs live action lol.

Supes stomps.

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#43 Posted by KalKent (1629 posts) - - Show Bio

@xzone said:

Thor has 0 place here, and thanos only has a slight shot because of the IG, but he gets blitz and one shot, plus the IG has never shown the power to eliminate people on this scale.

OT: Mismatch And should be locked

Edit: Missed the speed equalized. The supermen still win

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Even with equalized speed, new 52 superman's heat vision is much faster than a finger snap. His head would be gone before he thinks about snapping. And then thor's head is used for ping pong. How the hell did he get 27% of votes lmao.

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#44 Posted by xZone (9670 posts) - - Show Bio

@kalkent: You may have missed it, but I agree with you

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#45 Posted by Tjakrabirawa (2600 posts) - - Show Bio

Wow Thor leading the Poll

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#46 Edited by darthvaderrocks (1071 posts) - - Show Bio

Jesus Christ the Thor wank is utterly pathetic at this point. Bunch of sad deluded individuals you gotta be to think he would solo.

OT: Supermen win. Speed is equalized so no speed blitzing going on here, but Thor nor Thanos can tank one punch from either Supermen. It's just not happening. Best hope is for them to get dusted via snap, but who knows if it will work or if he will even able to get it off in time. Too many guesses on what Thor and Thanos could do to win while you don't need to guess what the Supermen could do to win. This is simply a mismatch.

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#47 Edited by jashugan (6070 posts) - - Show Bio

Thor wasn't faster than thanos and still got him.

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#48 Edited by Rajjar (1369 posts) - - Show Bio

If Thanos doesn't activate the time stone, he and Thor will get one-shotted.

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@amendment50: Yes, that’s true, but how does that help here? You’re saying it will bypass durability, but we have no evidence of that, really. Considering everything Superman has tanked, including reality warping stuff IIRC, I don’t see how Thanos wins.

Wait a minute, I thought only Post-Crisis Supes had feats of reality-warping resistance.

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#49 Posted by RampageTheFirst (6678 posts) - - Show Bio

New52 Superman solo's even with speed equalised.