Ok, so here's the deal. Barney Rubble, which is Fred's best friend, decided to get hammered drunk one night. Anyways, the Cabbage Patch Kids were having a celebration at one of the local bars for a birthday and Barney stole one of their fries and so now they're all mad. One of the Cabbage Patch Kids decided to kick Fred in the balls, and he wasn't too happy about that decision at all. Now they're both just not having any of this crap. Both are bloodlusted. Morals are, definitely, off! Fight to the death in the streets of Bedrock. No prep what so ever. Who wins and why?