Frank Martin vs. Chev Chelios vs. Arthur Bishop (Read OP)

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#1  Edited By Joygirl
Frank Martin (Transporter)
Frank Martin (Transporter)

vs.

Chev Chelios (Crank)
Chev Chelios (Crank)

vs.

Arthur Bishop (The Mechanic)
Arthur Bishop (The Mechanic)

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Chev Chelios has just had his artificial heart removed and replaced with another one -- this one is much longer-lasting, though it does still require that he keeps his pace up. Rumor has it that a transporter (Frank Martin) has picked up his real heart at last, and is delivering it to a very bad, bad fellow. A competitor of said bad guy, however, sends a skilled hitman (Arthur Bishop, having just killed his ex-sidekick and gotten a new car) to kill Martin and take Chelios's heart back.

It won't be long before they all meet, in their awesome specialty cars. Each Stathamite has a .45 automatic with 1 clip, and a combat knife. Bishop and Martin are determined to retain their 100% success rate, while Chelios just wants his "f***in' pumpah" back.

In character, no outside forces or help. GO!

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B-B-B-BATTLE OF THE STATHAMS-AMS-AMS-AMS-ams-ams-ams....

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#2  Edited By Kraden

roflmao.... I say they kill each other for they all have the same combat training.

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@Kraden: I wouldn't say they have the same training. I thought about it a little, being a huge Statham fan and having seen all the movies, some of them twice.

I thought about it as I made the battle:

1. Frank Martin is the most overall skilled. He's easily the best driver and a very proficient fighter, and more than anything else, he's a problem-solver. He gets stuff done.

2. Chev Chelios is likely the least skilled here from what I've seen. However, with his artificial heart he seemed stronger and faster, has unbelievable damage soak and is damn-near unkillable, even in-universe.

3. Arthur Bishop may not be as much of a problem solver but his skillset lies directly in assassination. He plans and orchestrates beautiful murders, and he's the best there is at doing so.

So the match is somewhat balanced... they each have mild leanings in different directions while retaining their general Statham-ness.

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#4  Edited By Guardiandevil83

Had to reply to this. It comes down to Frank and Authur. They are more skilled, more desiplined. If anything AB would allow Frank and Chev to go t it, after which he picks up the pieces. If their near some sort of electrical fencing or a Tranformer, Chev gets amped to near superhuman level and goes beastmode on whoever he's fighting. Plus I have reason to believe that Bishop is a better shot then both, since he specializes in taking lives. Frank would beat the ish outta either, but Bishop more so then chelios who basically kicked the crap outta multiple opponents the entire movie. He just seems like the barbarian maul-everything in front of him type. Bishop is more about stealth, planning, descretion. Frank is trained in gaurella tactics as we'll but he's more for the direct approach, as evident by how he sacked the house on the first movie. If it was Authur they'd have been dead before they reailized something was amiss. Authur takes them both out in my opinion.

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#5  Edited By Kraden

@Joygirl: Thats what I was basicly saying, just not in so many words, they are evenly balanced with there skills sets.

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*kick-bump*

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Bump! C'mon, someone has to have an opinion!

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#8  Edited By Montaq

Chelios transforms into a giant monster and crushes them.

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Honestly, WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING HERE??!?

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Bump!

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#10  Edited By Strider1992

I see the Transporter winning this. His fighting skill is haxed.

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@Strider92 said:

I see the Transporter winning this. His fighting skill is haxed.

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@Joygirl: No Lee Christmas?

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@MisterWhisper: Don't know him... which movie was that?

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Expendables. Might not have been able to see him drowning in that ocean of testosterone.

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@MisterWhisper: Ah. Well, I don't think he'd have a huge chance, doesn't have the same exposure/feats as the other three from not having his own movie. Mostly he just kicked a few people and drove a helicopter (or was that Jet Li?).

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He was kind of like Sly's right hand man. He was a very well trained soldier and was pretty smart. He would give them a good fight.

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#17  Edited By Joygirl

A good fight, maybe. But not enough of one.

I still need to watch War though, then maybe throw whatever Statham stars in that one if I feel he's up to snuff.

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#18  Edited By Strider1992

@Joygirl: He was da guy with the throwing knives (didn't follow the names in that film lol just remembered them based on what weapon they used).

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War was an amazing movie until the last 5 minutes, it just kind of seemed like the director said "Ok, that is enough, we can call it there." I finished watching it and just sat there for a few seconds and said "That's it?"

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#20  Edited By Joygirl

Ugh, I hate when that happens. It's all too common... all the way back to Edgar Rice Burroughs. He ended the Mars series like that.

"Adventure adventure! Stuff happening! 12 action packed books! Eh... I'm bored. And um. He goes back to Mars and whatever. What's happening?"

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frank wins, he's the most skilled here (followed by chelios) and he uses his environment way better than the other 2.

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I'm going with Arthur Bishop, just because that's my dad's name. ;)

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Nice fight, we need more of these.

That being said, I can see Frank and Arthur taking down Chelios pretty quickly, and then going at each other. If Frank gets up close, he can beat the p*ss out of Arthur, but Arthur has an advantage with guns. So:

Chev: 1 (maybe 2)/10

Frank: 6/10

Arthur: 3/10