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Poll Fat Thor vs Not Fat Thor (91 votes)

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Fat thor has stormbreKer and noob hammer

Skinny thor has stormbreaker

TO DA DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHH

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Fat thor is omnipotent.

He is to thicc.

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Try to guess.

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Fat Hela

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Dumbest battle I've seen in some time.

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They can't even hurt each other with their lightning since it's the same exact person. Not to mention they know each others fighting styles so they aren't tagging each other with Stormbreaker.

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@darthvaderrocks: Invalid. Fat Thor wins decisively. Their lightning would hurt each other obviously it just won't electrocute themselves but instead act as "ranged punches". Mjolnir alone wrecks Stormbreaker in combat efficiency, Fat Thor with both is unbeatable, he can channel even more power.

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IW Thor. I think he can make better use of his weapons when he is only wielding one. Other than that, stalemate.

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Dumbest battle I've seen in some time.

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@diesani: Their lighting would not hurt each.

All Fat Thor did with Mjnoir while he had Stormbreaker was throw it. Slim Thor can dodge that. Fat Thor should have swung both Mjnoir and Stormbreaker at the same time as that would have been incredibly tough to counter.

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The one with two weapons.

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#11  Edited By RabumAlal

Ends in sex.

Also Thor.

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The fit one.

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#13  Edited By Diesani

@darthvaderrocks: Yes it would. His lightning as concussive force, enough to send Hulk flying and slightly daze him, what movies have you been watching. Even in comics he's felt damage from lightning, Beta Ray Bill much?

No he actually fought with it too. And you gloss over the fact that his lightning is further amped with Mjolnir and Stormbreaker. "Skinny" Thor ain't fighting any different from his future self and the evidence that he is dodging Mjolnir is non existent. Deflect it? Maybe idk.

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Having two weapons doesn't make a difference. Mjlnor can't do anything Stormbreaker can't. It's just something extra to throw.

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Hahaha its funny because Thor was fat in Endgame XD XD. Geddit? So now I will keep spamming his threads till I get banned again!

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Not Fat Thor. Even if you consider them equals, a stalemate would lead to Fat Thor dying from a heart attack or another disease before Not Fat Thor. Though Fat Thor may also become Non Fat Thor if he burns enough calories.

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The fit one.

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Their weapons are half useless because of their control over each other’s weapons, and IW Thor is at his prime physicality. IW Thor.

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Not Fat Thor. Even if you consider them equals, a stalemate would lead to Fat Thor dying from a heart attack or another disease before Not Fat Thor. Though Fat Thor may also become Non Fat Thor if he burns enough calories.

You win.

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Thor Slagnarok.

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#23  Edited By RuinedUrGurl

Fat thor wins due to dual hammers

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#24  Edited By Dadpool

Thor stomps.

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@mainjp: Because I don't see Thor winning.

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Fat Thor has better protection against stormbreaker (1 inch thick layer of fat) so he wins

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Not Fat Thor. Even if you consider them equals, a stalemate would lead to Fat Thor dying from a heart attack or another disease before Not Fat Thor. Though Fat Thor may also become Non Fat Thor if he burns enough calories.

Best answer.

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#29  Edited By Tedirey

Asgardians really are an alien species. Why do they get old and become fat?

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Not Fat Thor. Even if you consider them equals, a stalemate would lead to Fat Thor dying from a heart attack or another disease before Not Fat Thor. Though Fat Thor may also become Non Fat Thor if he burns enough calories.

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#31 Amendment50  Online

fat thor is better at fortnite so he wins

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thor wins wtf is this

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@tedirey: as Odin said they are like humans but live +1000 years longer

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Fat Thor >>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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pointless thread .
it was kinda established SB IW thor from wakanda battle is his prime in MCU thus far .

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Thor

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FAT THOR ISNT WEAKER

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#40  Edited By Shinne

Not Fat Thor.

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Prime Thor is commonly called Prime for a reason.

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Well if “Fit Thor” is doing Crossfit I guess Fat Thor wins for being more manly.

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Thor.

FAT THOR ISNT WEAKER

Could you repeat that? I'm not wearing any pants.

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Honestly Fat Thor probably isn't physically weaker. Proportionate to his strength, the added weight from his bulk shouldn't actually slow him down, and with Thor's magical physiology he probably didn't atrophy much. It basically means nothing that he has Mjolnir though because Slim Thor can still manipulate it by virtue of being Worthy.

Prime Thor wins because he's more in practice.

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@alphaq said:

Honestly Fat Thor probably isn't physically weaker. Proportionate to his strength, the added weight from his bulk shouldn't actually slow him down, and with Thor's magical physiology he probably didn't atrophy much. It basically means nothing that he has Mjolnir though because Slim Thor can still manipulate it by virtue of being Worthy.

Prime Thor wins because he's more in practice.

Well getting hit by Mjolnir definitely hurts a lot more then Thor's fist. So it's a good weapon unless Fit Thor disarms it. He probably doesn't have telekinetic control over the hammer unless he is the one wielding it. So Fit Thor would have to disarm Fat Thor either in melee combat, or by catching a hammer throw, and he's disadvantaged in both cases.

Fat Thor wins.

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@alphaq said:

Honestly Fat Thor probably isn't physically weaker. Proportionate to his strength, the added weight from his bulk shouldn't actually slow him down, and with Thor's magical physiology he probably didn't atrophy much. It basically means nothing that he has Mjolnir though because Slim Thor can still manipulate it by virtue of being Worthy.

Prime Thor wins because he's more in practice.

I don't think we can assume that unless I am missing something. Thor also isn't technically magical in the MCU.

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#50  Edited By Adriusus

Why won’t Fat Thor slice his entire body fat? Problem solved and no more stroke and high blood pressure.