Edwin Jarvis vs Alfred Pennyworth

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#1  Edited By acewasp23
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#2  Edited By Akira Overdrive

Alfred.Nuff Said

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#3  Edited By Maelstrom

What type of battle though? An actual fight or a butler-off? :P

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#4  Edited By Maelstrom

acewasp23 says:

"Maelstrom says:
"What type of battle though? An actual fight or a butler-off? :P"

lol good question, Both a battle and a butler-off.

i think Jarvis could win the butler-off because he cleans up after the avengers not just one person. lol "

Poor Jarvis, you're right. And we all know how many Avengers there have been throughout the history of the team.

Although I think that Alfred would beat Jarvis during a "Dust-off" with a feather duster, can you imagine how much dirt and dust is in the batcave?!

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#5  Edited By acewasp23

Maelstrom says:

"What type of battle though? An actual fight or a butler-off? :P"

lol good question, Both a battle and a butler-off.

i think Jarvis could win the butler-off because he cleans up after the avengers not just one person. lol

don't know who could win in a battle, Alfred has to be trained by bat man in self defence and Jarvis by capt America. lol

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#6  Edited By Eternal Chaos

Jarvis would own Alfred.

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#7  Edited By Nighthunter

Alfred wins both

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#8  Edited By Forever

Jarvis would win the butler off but an actual fight... its hard to say.

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#9  Edited By sonicmora

Jarvis cleans up all the mess when villains infiltrate Avengers tower.

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#10  Edited By acewasp23

Maelstrom says:

"acewasp23 says:
"Maelstrom says:
"What type of battle though? An actual fight or a butler-off? :P"
lol good question, Both a battle and a butler-off. i think Jarvis could win the butler-off because he cleans up after the avengers not just one person. lol "
Poor Jarvis, you're right. And we all know how many Avengers there have been throughout the history of the team. Although I think that Alfred would beat Jarvis during a "Dust-off" with a feather duster, can you imagine how much dirt and dust is in the batcave?!"

lol that is true about the dust but you have to remember the hulk was an avenger at one time imagine what its like cleaning up after him. lol

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#11  Edited By Apparition

i'm taking jarvis for both!

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#12  Edited By sonicmora

Also, Jarvis has to clean up after a number of heroes and the building.

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#13  Edited By Apparition

lol feather duster event

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#14  Edited By Maelstrom

acewasp23 says:

lol that is true about the dust but you have to remember the hulk was an avenger at one time imagine what its like cleaning up after him. lol"

Very true, but he didn't last very long as an Avenger, did he?

Alfred on the other hand, has had to tend to the Batcave for years on end.

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#15  Edited By acewasp23

Forever says:

"Jarvis would win the butler off but an actual fight... its hard to say."

yeah its another Batman vs Capt america, with old guys. lol

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#16  Edited By acewasp23

Apparition says:

"lol feather duster event"

lol yeah but she has a point, how would you hold a cleaning competition? lol

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#17  Edited By Maelstrom

I have to give the "Feather Duster" event to Alfred. :P But Jarvis in all other rounds of the Butler-off.

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#18  Edited By Eternal Chaos

I think Jarvis should because not only does he have to clean up after large numbers of people. In the Other, Pirate Spiders infested Avengers tower, and webbed up the entire interior, and exterior. Jarvis had to clean all that off.

As far as a battle, I think Jarvis can handle Alfred. Alfred's really thin, and is always getting sick. Jarvis on the other hand deals with pressure all the time, and doesn't really get sick. Hell, he even pimps out Aunt May, well... pimped her out. I think he can take Alfred.

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#19  Edited By Maelstrom

acewasp23 says:

"Apparition says:
"lol feather duster event"

lol yeah but she has a point, how would you hold a cleaning competition? lol "

Who gets the house looking most spotless, and how well they can use cleaning materials. :P

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#20  Edited By Apparition

Maelstrom says:

"acewasp23 says:
"Apparition says:
"lol feather duster event"
lol yeah but she has a point, how would you hold a cleaning competition? lol "
Who gets the house looking most spotless, and how well they can use cleaning materials. :P"

we'll all have to wear our white gloves!

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#21  Edited By Maelstrom

Apparition says:

"Maelstrom says:
"acewasp23 says:
"Apparition says:
"lol feather duster event"
lol yeah but she has a point, how would you hold a cleaning competition? lol "
Who gets the house looking most spotless, and how well they can use cleaning materials. :P"

we'll all have to wear our white gloves!"

Oh yeah and our dust masks!

And we should also add, how well they clean after each other during the actual fight. A man who can punch and sweep away the debris, is a master at both arts. LMAO.

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#22  Edited By Eternal Chaos

Maelstrom says:

"Apparition says:
"Maelstrom says:
"acewasp23 says:
"Apparition says:
"lol feather duster event"
lol yeah but she has a point, how would you hold a cleaning competition? lol "
Who gets the house looking most spotless, and how well they can use cleaning materials. :P"
we'll all have to wear our white gloves!"
Oh yeah and our dust masks! And we should also add, how well they clean after each other during the actual fight. A man who can punch and sweep away the debris, is a master at both arts. LMAO. "

LMFAO!

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#23  Edited By Maelstrom

This is one of the most entertaining battles I've seen. There should be more like this.

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#24  Edited By Eternal Chaos

acewasp23 says:

"Maelstrom says:
"This is one of the most entertaining battles I've seen. There should be more like this."
yeah i know, i was trying to think outside the box. lol "

I've got one for ya, Uncle Ben vs Alfred. lol

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#25  Edited By acewasp23

Maelstrom says:

"This is one of the most entertaining battles I've seen. There should be more like this."

yeah i know, i was trying to think outside the box. lol

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#26  Edited By Eternal Chaos

Maelstrom says:

"acewasp23 says:
"Maelstrom says:
"This is one of the most entertaining battles I've seen. There should be more like this."
yeah i know, i was trying to think outside the box. lol "
Just LOOK at that picture and how he's handling that vacuum. That man KNOWS his vacuum. *Snorts.*"

That's a funny nasty joke. lol

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#27  Edited By Maelstrom

acewasp23 says:

"Maelstrom says:
"This is one of the most entertaining battles I've seen. There should be more like this."

yeah i know, i was trying to think outside the box. lol "

Oh yeah, and you got a Butler-Off in the process.

In the same token that I have Alfred the Dust-off. I think Jarvis would kick ass in the vacuuming competition. Just LOOK at that picture and how he's handling that vacuum. That man KNOWS his vacuum. Snorts.

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#28  Edited By Maelstrom

Eternal Chaos says:

"Maelstrom says:
"acewasp23 says:
"Maelstrom says:
"This is one of the most entertaining battles I've seen. There should be more like this."
yeah i know, i was trying to think outside the box. lol "
Just LOOK at that picture and how he's handling that vacuum. That man KNOWS his vacuum. *Snorts.*"

That's a funny nasty joke. lol"

Only YOU can make it into that type of joke, EC. :P

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#29  Edited By WavyFLATLINE

Both are great but I'll give it to Jarvis on both accounts. He's a bit younger and that's the only edge I see between the two. Alfred is definitely cooler however.

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#30  Edited By Apparition

Maelstrom says:

"Apparition says:
"Maelstrom says:
"acewasp23 says:
"Apparition says:
"lol feather duster event"
lol yeah but she has a point, how would you hold a cleaning competition? lol "
Who gets the house looking most spotless, and how well they can use cleaning materials. :P"
we'll all have to wear our white gloves!"
Oh yeah and our dust masks! And we should also add, how well they clean after each other during the actual fight. A man who can punch and sweep away the debris, is a master at both arts. LMAO. "

lol punching with one hand while cleaning with the other. that's just brilliant!

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#31  Edited By Maelstrom

WavyFLATLINE says:

"Both are great but I'll give it to Jarvis on both accounts. He's a bit younger and that's the only edge I see between the two. Alfred is definitely cooler however.-WavyFLATLINE"

Interesting, I thought they were about the same age.

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#32  Edited By Eternal Chaos

Maelstrom says:

"Only YOU can make it into that type of joke, EC. :P"

No, you know you were thinking the same thing. Where's Kiara when you need her... lol

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#33  Edited By Maelstrom

Apparition says:

"lol punching with one hand while cleaning with the other. that's just brilliant!"

It's the sign of a master butler. Two in one!

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#34  Edited By WavyFLATLINE

I could be wrong. I believe Alfred was Bruce's butler when he was a kid and worked for his father. Jarvis started when Tony was an adult. This really depends on which timeline we're using and I'm going with current continuity. That could make Jarvis 10-20 years younger. Again, I could be mistaken.

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#35  Edited By Static Shock

In a clean-up competition, I gotta give it to Jarvis, since he's experienced at cleaning up after several people, as well as large messes... In a fight, I couldn't say. I've never seen any of them in action before.

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#36  Edited By Hagane Enna

This has actually been done twice before.

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#37  Edited By Gottheit

Unarmed, Jarvis. Wasn't he British Air Force or something? I remember reading that somewhere, that he can actually do fisticuffs pretty well. But, if allowed to pick weapons? Alfred. I remember when Batman had to drag a dying Superman through the Gotham cities to the other entrance to his Batcave, and Alfred heard the noise, and went down there with a sawn-off, totally ready to take someone out if need be. He knows the psychotic streak of Batman's rogues, and he's not pussyfooting around.

Cleaning, Jarvis. I mean, it's not like Bruce really uses the bedroom, or anything else in the top of the house, and I assume aside from the occasional rat corpses left by Robin, Alfred pretty much gets paid to surf the web and rock out to Freebird. Actually, thinking about it, Alfred really wins this one.

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#38  Edited By Jerry Seinfeld

Alfred has a gun. The butler off I'd say would be a tie.

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#39  Edited By Caligula

Alfred for the curb.....STOMP

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#40  Edited By avengpymhawk

Jarvis by a longshot
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#41  Edited By avengpymhawk

Jarvis by a longshot
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#42  Edited By avengpymhawk

Jarvis by a longshot
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#43  Edited By emmbro30

I see Jarvis taking both an actual fight and a butler off.  In one of the Avengers issues Jarvis admits to a brief stint in boxing before becoming a butler for the starks.

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#44  Edited By CaptainUseless

Jarvis definately. He was trained by Cap after all.

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#45  Edited By reactor

 
Earth One, but still...
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#46  Edited By Sexy Merc

Alfred for the win.

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#47  Edited By spider-man 2996

JARVIS BECAUSE HE COULD CALL ALL THE AVENGERS TO BEAT ALFRED AND BATMAN UP
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Alfred, i mean Nolan version, was a spy, Burton/Shuymarkjer make all the things that the batcave have,Cartoon version was a spy and take down guy that try to kidnap him, comicbook version take down one of Ras bodyguards.  
ALFRED IS HARDCORE!!!!!

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#49  Edited By James_Lockart

Alfred Pennyworth ftw in a fight.

Jarvis better cleaner mate.

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#50  Edited By dondave

Alfred ftw