Dwight Schrute vs. Michael Scott

Win by ko. Dwight gets sword, Michael gets baton. Bloodlusted.

Michael doesn't stand a chance. Dwight is stronger and better with using weapons because Michael has no experience.

Dwight takes this with ease with morals off. Morals on Dwight may lose to Michael out of respect as he usually is submissive to him.

@barelyaverage17: Wait, this is unfair. Michael can just fire him and drive Dwight to insanity.

Michael already beat Dwight and then spit in his mouth