Dick Grayson's Robin vs. Jason Voorhees

Dick Grayson goes to Camp Crystal Lake as a counselor in training. Jason offs a couple of his colleagues. Fortunately, Dick brought his Robin suit and his utility belt. Game on.

Who wins if Dick is a virgin?

Who wins if Dick has had some recreational sex at Camp Crystal Lake?

Bump?

Jason wins if Dick has no prior knowledge of Jason...

This zombie Jason or brain damaged from near drowning human Jason?

what

I think Dick can win considering all the monsters he's fought.

@cyberzombie_hatchetman asked:

This zombie Jason or brain damaged from near drowning human Jason?

Response - Jason seems to collect supernatural powers with every passing year. It would be fairer to Robin to match him up against early Jason. However, I would be interested in seeing your opinion regarding alternate Jasons.

I'm sorry ....but did you just ask "who wins If Robin has sex?"

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@nightwing444 : I'm sorry ....but did you just ask "who wins If Robin has sex?"

Response: Yes. My understanding is that sexual promiscuity renders one especially vulnerable to Jason.

So which Jason? Regular? Undead? Uber? Remake? If undead, comic? Movie? Both? Another thing, doesn't matter if he would be a virgin, this isn't a horror movie where the dumb cliches come in.