Darkseid vs Apocalypse and Hulk

Who will win?

This thread doesn't feel right....

Green giant is non factor . Darkseid stomps .

Darkseid wins via smallest thong.

Hulk probably gives the most painful wedgies out of the 3.

Lol those pictures though...

Darkseid stomp.

Darkseid wins, but the images chosen make it look like they are preparing for an homoerotic porn....

I've made a huge mistake coming to this thread.

Now i can never unsee it...

W H Y

This.

I'm scared someone hold me.

Nobody cares. Your piss poor images are all that will ever be spoken of in this thread.

Darkmeat ftw. There, I said what everyone was thinking....

Darkseid wins.

I threw up in my mouth a little

Wha... those pictures... Why would you DO THIS?

what the hell. The guys in th epic legiet look like porn stars

Darkseid molests them,literally by judging that photo.

This is why Kosovo is Serbia.

They look like muscular monks in speedos.

Darkseid manhandles them...no pun intended.

LMAO. Exactly this!

Wait why can't I see this Hulk pic? I must be missing something epic...

OP deleted it.

It was this: http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11129/111295277/5566332-ngbbs57d5fb6329303.jpg

My......

I regret it now.

Huge regret here man...

Apocalypse easily, they are not in the same league. Darkseid is all size with no proportion yet has tiny thighs for his waist but has large calf muscles, which is hard to achieve. Apoc on the other hand, has shoulders that are 2x larger than his waist, thighs that are almost the same size and his waist, perfect size 24 or more biceps...Basically a normal roider vs Arnold in his prime.

Wait, this ain't a posedown?

Gotta be honest was expecting more from Darkseid. Maybe he's a grower?

.-.

lol

Tough call. I'd say team, but it's close.

@evil-incarnate: Well, Darkseid does have the power to grow in size, and so does Apocalypse...

Leaning towards Darksied

Dude why did you do this to us?

???