Could you survive 30 seconds battling this two?

CW Arrow and Batfleck

1. H2H only, In TWS elevator

You get 2 hours prep and full knowledge

3 million dollars is the reward from Dceu Lex luthor if you could defeat Bruce and Ollie

2. Movie IP man trains you for 2 years and 2 years training again under The Iron Mike Tyson and you'll get kickass's police sticks or Brass knuckles

6 million cash from Lex if you could defeat both of them

They have their Suits but No Gears

Location:

Spiderman 1 cage match scene (Bone shaw)

Round 1 I last about 4.2 seconds.

Round 2 I last much longer probably a minute but I still get beaten.

Either would one shot me so, no.

Maybe in round 2

It becomes a 1v1 after I say "Martha" then I stomp after saying "Laurel" after which EwMan and CW Batman with a bow and arrow say: "WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!!"

lol no.

I'm a ******* weasel, there's no ass kicking I can't talk my way out of lmao

"BRUCE THE OMEGA SYMBOL MEANS DARKSEID AND CAP WRITE DOWN "NOT ANOTHER TEEN MOVIE" IN THAT LITTLE BOOK YOU ALWAYS CARRY THAT I SHOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT!"

That outta buy me a few seconds while I wiggle around just enough to not get disqualified. Easy pass. Gonna have to bloodlust them to stop this guy lol

I die

I like to dream I could

Im already pretty proficient in H2H combat with many years of Tae known do and various other martial arts.

R1: i get one shotted, i doubt anyone on here wont unless i yell martha and laurel...

R2: i could definitely last 30 secs with that level of training.

I doubt that I could. My physicals are very poor

Easy.

Just drop my pants and start masturbating immediately. Nobody wants to be near that guy.

@thanospimphand: lol hell no ...

Nobody could last any amount of time either round.

As someone who was a semi-pro fighter, let me state this very clearly - absolutely not. Two years of training isnt going to help.

These are comic superheros. The best fighters in the world wouldnt last 30 seconds. Real people dont fight like they do.

If it were up to me Id prefer not to have the two batons in round 2. I feel its like Mongo from Blazing Saddles: "dont shoot him, youll only make him angry." Me pulling out the sticks would probably only piss these guys off and after they take them from me, which would occur in the first second or two of the fight, the batons would either be used to crush in my skull or shoved up my butt.

Um can I opt out? I don't want to swallow my own teeth plz

IP man himself would get his ass licked. There's literally no point in wasting two years of his life on training me.

lol ....no.

NO...

R1- I'm essentially a non-fat couch potato who does very little exercise and has very little experience. I get one shotted VERY EARLY.

R2- i'D LAST FOR 50 SECS

Oh well i would say that i'm a rly decent fighter(and relatively large and heavy), but:

R1: I die before the 30 seconds are over.

R2: I still die before the 30 seconds are over.

These guys are just completely out of reach for any real person + it's 2 vs 1.

XD nope.

What?

You challenge me, commoner? /s

Dead.

Dead.

If I used all my muscle fibers at once I could win at the cost of long term physical trauma...(extremely rare but possible)

i would lose badly in round one like a second. Round 2 I am surviving for more than 30 seconds definitely. Ip man stomps them both in fighting knowledge.

@nobunaga101: I'm essentially a non-fat couch potato who does very little exercise and has very little experience. I get one shotted VERY EARLY.

You would have even in R2 after 2 years IP-Man training and with police sticks, absolutely no chance(not even if you would be a fit and experienced fighter in R1).

Excellent planning skills.

Actually I'm physically decent on my own. The fact that you're debating against someone's super-personal opinion means you're going to get dispatched quite easily... I'm not even the first person to comment that I would last more than 30 secs in R2 regardless of my physicality. Pretty sure 2 years is enough for me to last a max of 50 secs before I get one-shotted...

i win both rounds because I say Martha then batman beats up CW green arrow

@nobunaga101:

I would loose pretty easily against them, actually like any real person. Simply because they would be Superhumans in reality.

And how exactly will you get enough experience in just 2 years(thats not even enough to become a decent Amateur)?

2 years won't help, change it to 5

If I train like Saitama did for 2 years then yes I could potentially last for 30-50 secs... otherwise I have no chance

@nobunaga101: Hmmm ok.

Nope

@koeniklego: The Arrow guy has Superhuman speed and reflexes + Batfleck...

Round 1

I get one shotted.

Round 2

10-15 seconds tops

Wouldn't saying Martha get you beat up even more

Nope.

I lose badly both rounds. Don't know why 2 years of training would change much.

Oliver alone would one-shot you.

I cower, pleading for them not to strike a disabled guy.

Round 1: I would be knocked out or dead within 10 seconds

Round 2: I might make it to 30 seconds

Round 1) I get 1 shotted

Round 2) I get 1.5 shotted

@king_majestros: i really sorry to hear that man

@werkudoro: Crap happens. Lol.

What can i do within the the 2 hours of prep???

Doubt there's a person on earth who could.

I tell Oliver beating me isn't what Laurel would've wanted, then I tell Batfleck that my mom's name is Martha.

I win by incap

Round 2 is in a ring. The space is large enough to evade for a bit considering 2 years of training from a master and you get weapons.